BlasianBytch.com 3rd Blogaversary

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And I’m still not so good at this, but experience is always fulfilling and this blog is a wonderful way to chart my own growth. I went back and read every post. You can really see my attitude become more and more positive toward sex.  I went from going OMG sex toys are CRAZY to … I wonder how hot I would look with this jeweled butt plug in. So I’m still here , still growing, still changing and thank you for hanging with me along the ride.



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Do you think I’m the ULTIMATE BLOGGER?

Unfortunately this involves no cage match BUT a vote for me can see this blog’s resources expanded and that means more delicious content for you my beautiful readers.
Ultimate Blogger Search

If I win I’ll also get a weekly column on VibeVixen.com , which would give me the opportunity to talk about sex positive issues in a main stream publication.  So if you can please vote, tweet and share this on FaceBook.

Muaaah!
Jaila



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WE DID IT!

I would like to call your attention to the lovely blue box on your right, Oh yes you read that correctly. 104%.  As they say in Jersey “Yous guys fucking rule!”

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So It Turns Out I WILL Be Watching the Asian Jersey Shore

Channel APA are reporting the cast of Tyrese’s Asian American reality show has been revealed!  and it seems my favorite naked muscle Asian is in the cast!!

Peter Le, the reason you have carpel tunnel.

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Erotic Short: Becoming His

My eyes were heavy and almost drunk with exhaustion, but sleep simply did not come. My mind was fully aware and ignoring my body’s fatigue. I wondered, is this what my mothers wedding night was like?

I took a deep breath and ran my tired eyes around the small hotel room. I wanted my brain to marinate in it. This is as close as a girl like me will ever get, I thought to myself. On any other night that thought would kill my soul just a little bit more, but tonight in this cramped Manhattan hotel room, I couldn’t be happier or more excited. Continue reading “Erotic Short: Becoming His”

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So not everyone was happy being an April Fool

So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people.  While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse.  I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is disappointed that there’s no porn.

Since I can’t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two.    So  below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve! Continue reading “So not everyone was happy being an April Fool”

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Announcing N’jaila Rhee’s First Hardcore Feature Movie!!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 

N’jaila Rhee to star in Vivid Entertainment’s First BBW Feature “She’s Big in Japan”

New York , New York  – April  1, 2010 – Vivid Entrainment is moving in a new direction with a line of high quality HD adult movies targeted to men who love BBWs. The films will also mark the debut of exotic dancer and blogger N’jaila Rhee as an adult actress.

23-year-old Rhee has been blogging about sex and porn for over a year and finally decided to get in on the action.

“I’m sick of just sitting on it,” says Rhee pointing to her crotch, ” I might as well use it.”

She’s Big in Japan, will be the first interracial gang bang film to center around Asian male and African American talent.  The film co-stars, Blackie Chan, Keni Styles, Mr. Marcus , Hung Lo and even Rick Lee, who previously retired.

“I came out of retirement to be a part of this film because I really believed in the project, but more so because they paid me.” Says Lee.

Vivid hopes that film will be a success and open the market for more high production quality BBW porn, the company plans to market the films under the new Vivid More to Love brand.

“The success of these film will be a major boon to the company. We paid that blasian chick in kimchee and Godiva truffles.” explained Vivid Co-CEO Steven Hirsch.  ” I tried to tell her we could pay her in money and she could use the money to buy food, but she wouldn’t hear it.”

The first promotional shots of Rhee and her costars can be found on Vivid Entertainment’s website here.  For those interested in pre-ordering the film directly can check here and here.

N’jaila Rhee still writes for her own website BlasianBytch.com, but she is very seldom interesting.  She’s realized this so sometimes she flashes tit on Twitter.

Contact:

Vivid Entertainment
3599 Cahuenga Blvd. W.
Los Angeles, CA 90068
Phone: 323-845-4557
Fax:  323-436-2006

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Meet Jayla Starr!

I mentioned the fun , flirty , nubile Jayla Starr in an earlier post, I got the chance to sit down with her and have a pretty great in-depth interview with her. That will be posted later this week.  For now get to know her in this short video interview.  It was great to find out we had so much in common We both

  • Are Blasian
  • Love video-games
  • NEED DICK

A woman after my own heart!

Meet Jayla Starr from N’jaila Rhee on Vimeo.

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Sweet Dreams Of You


I’m standing in a dark club, I’m wearing lingerie, black , red , lace and garters. My stockings feel soft against my skin. All around me there’s red, the velvet curtains lining the walls, my lipstick, the jewel on my neck and your tie. You’re wearing a black on black suit and the your bright red tie draws me to you.

Your smile inviting, I know who you are even from far away. My Chinese Oppa. The closer I get the easier it is to see your sun kissed skin. Deep eyes. Of course that seductive slight smile.

There are so many people that its hard to get to you, but when I finally do you take my hand and we walk to a private room. You sit on the red couch and ask me to dance for you on the single pole a few feet in front of you. You smile for me as I do my tricks and spins on the pole. I love your smile it make me feel rewarded.

I dismount the pole and I crawl to you. The carpet is soft like silky fur. I want more than anything in the world to please you. You take your cock out and I  kiss and tease it before taking it deep into my mouth. You’re moaning and I love it. The more you moan the more excited I get, the more excited I get the more enthusiastically and deep I suck you. Your moans are loud and your body is moving with the intense feeling ebbing, right before the big wave crash you run your hand through my hair. You grab a hand full of it and force my head back , you paint my lips and chin with your hot cum.

You tell me I’ve been a good girl.

You lie me on the couch and fuck me. Really no way to describe it – we are not making love, its too intense to just be sex. Your red tie is dangling in my face as you hold my knees to my ears.

You tell me you want to cum in all my holes. I beg you too.

Your cock is deeper in me than any man has ever been and can feel myself close to climax. Ever thrust is bringing me just a little closer. When I finally arrive everything becomes a blur of darkness and red.

When I wake up my clit is still hard and aroused, I slide my hand into my pajama bottoms, it shocking how wet I am. Even my nipples are erect. I think about texting you to tell you about the dream you’ve inspired- but it’s 4:30 in the morning. I feel so close to orgasm. My hand is already at my wet pussy, I rub my clit lightly and caress my breast with the other hand. In no time I’m cumming. I roll on my side with a satisfied smile and drift back to sleep hoping to have more sweet dreams of you.

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My favorite Exxotica NY 09 hotties

Click on the thumbnail for a larger view. Here are some of my favorite ladies that provided entertainment on the floor

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Want to smell vagina but don’t want the hassel of a woman?? NOW YOU CAN


With VULVA original, the hilariously titled product can be purchased for about 1990 euros here. www.smellmeand.com ( get it?) . It seems like this is a not a cologne or a perfume, but a sexual aid. A gentleman or gentle lesbian can dab a drop on themselves to aid in “erotic fantasies”

I’m happy to hear this isn’t a new body scent trend, the last thing I want is to be walking around smelling pussy all day. I hope they don’t expand into dick scents. Can you imagine FORESKIN or maybe BALLS . That’s a world I don’t want to live in.

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The Imperialist – snippet of a WIP

It was the way he touched her, that kept her coming back. Slow, deliberate and with complete authority over her body. She also knew her gruff Korean father would die to find the 일제 강점기 was continuing between his daughter’s legs. A “j*p” her father would call him , and she would cringe as she would when ever he spit the word. Despite creating two bi racial children with a black woman, he thought of anything remotely Japanese being accepted by a Korean was treacherous.

Her lover was more than 30 years her senior. A professor at a university that her well to do suburban friends made fun of her for applying to.Yasuhito Higa, a Yale educated scholar in subjects that bored her to tears. She had met him at the school’s open house, the attraction was far from instant. He was pale ,lanky, balding, and almost bird like. Most girls her age would reject the type of man who owned a sensible amount of everything. A Marxist. A man on whom the concept of fashion was completely lost.

She had rejected his university and him at first. After her second year rotting away at a state school she found herself warming up to the idea of both. She found an excuse to open communication with him again in a school assignment. Phone calls , turned into lunch dates, and somewhere in between discussing the folly of capitalism and spinelessness of Democrats, his kind smile, and gentle laugh made her look past his features. She began to imagine the handsome man he must have been when he was her own age.

Lying in his bed , naked the thin summer sheets doing nothing to shield her from the cool gust of spring breeze. She feels giant next to him now, moments ago he was larger than the world. An all encompassing entity she could not stop or question. Stretching her limbs ….

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Porn 101 with Wanton Sex Lord KENI STYLES

*poof*

Because of the overwhelming emails and instant messages I just put the damn thing back up.

Enjoy

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College Sexcapade #4

Someone Set Us UP the Date!! :
For Great Justice Revome every article of clothing..

In Holloween AD 2006

Date for infantry man was beginning.

Lt.Chong send N’jaila IM, N’jaila heart saunters joyfully. N’jaila thought Lt.Chong got dead. N’jaila begin by running around in frantic says “What happen?” She good looking and has long legs, big boobs but not knowing whatever happen? joys are a golden poem sunny day for Lt. Chong,

“Somebody set up us the date.” He not know what to how to act, he being short is quviering like untouched ewe, but very thankfully Lt.Chong soon talks instead says “We go out.”

N’jaila is stupid so accepts. She never know what is best she say or do so expels, “OKAY!” N’jaila being of smartness saves day again and presents to him “Mini skirt , a turn on?”

The smelly, lustful, merrigold cab pulls up and Lt.Chong appears in coolness of his Express Men Suit. He not looking too unfriendly but N’jaila still upset she not know what to do before and say “It’s you!!” As if this proves something.

Lt Chong greets in kindly sadfull tone of horny adolescent, “How tall are you ??!!?” He pause for only a micrometer but does not let stupid good looking long leg N’jaila talk again and declares “All your breast are belong to me. You are on the way to expensive restaurant. What Your sign?” Lt Chong smirking as ever because he knowing he well see stupid N’jaila naked and waits for stupid remark of N’jaila.

N’jaila does not disappoint Ltd and only replies with “What you say!!”

Lt Chong very bored with clothes of N’jaila and decides to apartment return with her again. He merely depressed her with War stories with mouth as is fun to do and enunciate, “I have no chance to survive make remove your shirt.” N’jaila is randy. Lt. CHong is happy. “Ha ha ha ha?.”

Lt.Chong still in heat shout “Take off every thong!.” N’jaila who has not much sense , follows bizarre order of Lt Chong. N’jaila is discouraged because she know he good looking and might die and only say, when he misses her rosy secret she whisper, “You know what you doing?”

N’jaila and Lt.Chong still befuddled start whispering to selves about turning on or off the light. Lt. Chong now very tired and 3 years sans rosy secret shout ‘” Got there?”

N’jaila still caring that Lt. Chong is good looking and may die. Distraught as two gorrillas hovering into canapy of ruby red sunshine She spreads. Lt. Chong grunt and roll over. N’jaila repeat for her “It was for great justice…”

Suddenly Lt. Chong tell story of ripped up dead friends , and torn in two baby. N’jaila is so unhappy because the Lt.Chong can’t seem to move “zig” agian. Goes to sleep, away and she now has new not so great bed sharer

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Heart Breaker – Sexcapade #5

T. Watanabe was a 38 year old graphic designer from Brooklyn, only 5’7 but strikingly handsome and tragically hip. Like most hipsters he spent his Fridays reliving his days at NYU at St.Mark’s place. That’s where he met me. We hit it off instantly and I gave him my number.

When he called a week or so later to invite me to his loft I was ecstatic. Its not everyday that I met a man who isn’t afriad to date a girl who is three inches taller than him, who has a fetish for six inch heels. He was also just adorable.

I was 19 and the skinniest in my life, so my lingerie collection at that time was vast beyond comprehension. I picked out my favorite lucky comb or black lace accenting white satin and put on a slinky black dress. I was ready to turn heads and break some hearts.

It took me a little longer than anticipated to get to Brooklyn I was lost and unfamilliar, since I got there so late we decided to skip going out for dinner and a movie and just chill at his place. I was thrilled I felt so grown. This was the frist time I was at a man’s home without him being a memeber of my church or a family friend. I felt like a wild woman. I was determined to bed this man in the name of my own liberation.

Looking back he was nothing but a gen-X slacker that refused to grow up, his home looked more like a dorm than the living space of an acomplished adult, He didn’t even have a couch. He was hot so I didn’t care that his bed was pretty much just two matresses on the floor. It was comfy.

He cooked me pasta ( which was awful vegan crap) and played Wonderwall on his aucustic guitar, which is spanish fly for co-eds. After his serande I made my move, I shly put my lips to his and he gladly accepted.

He had very sexy full lips and they were heaven to taste.

“Can you sleep over?” he asked with a smirk.

“Oh yeah, I can, I don’t have school on friday.” I answered truthfully.

“School?”

“yeah, school”

“How old are you?” he asked pulling away from me.

“I’m going to be 19 next week. Why?”

He grimanced. “You’re only 18? I thought you were at least 20.”

“Does 2 years make that much of a diffrence?” I smiled coyly and kissed him on the cheek.

“My little sister is 21, I ussually have a rule to not date girls youger than my little sister.”

“Well that rule sucks penis.” ( this is actually what I siad. I was 18 what do you want from me?)

“I would be taking advantage of you, you’re just a girl, I can’t.”

I pouted and pulled my dress back down, I turned away from him feeling quite defeated, but being the quick thinking girl I was I thought of an out.

“Its 1 am , I don’t want to walk home all by myself, can I just stay here for tonight.”

He looked unconvinced.

“We can just watch movies.” I smiled innocently.

“Oh, okay.”

We ended up watching the original Zatoitchi : the Blind Swordman after discovering we both had a soft spot for meloramatic samuri flicks. Halfway through the movie I made my move.

“I’m sleepy.” I siad through a fake yawn.

“I guess you can sleep next to me.”

“Okay” I siad giggling on the inside. I peeled off my little black dress and nochilantly drapped it on his wierd looking artist chair. I sat next to him on the bed and gracefully took off my thigh highs. Then a lay next to him and closed my eyes. It was about 20 minutes before he turned the movie off and took off his pants. I don’t know if he thought i was really sleeping or not but I took the oppertunity to “accidentally” brush my hand agianst his crotch. He had a thick cock and it was hard and ready.

He gently took my hand and placed it by my side, I thought the game was lost. Then his hand
slowly rested on my thigh and he ever so lighlty traced the line of my thigh hips and waist. He followed swirling lace of my chemise. My breasts where almost spilling out of the demi cups of the chemise and he stealthfully tugged until he could see just a hint of areaola. He turned away from me with a groan.

I scooted my body toward him and put my arm around him.

“You arn’t asleep ,are you?”

“Nope”

“Go to sleep N’jaila” he said gruffly.

“Give me a good night kiss first,” I cooed as I playfully tousled his hair, he was silent.

“What is one more little kiss going to do? I coaxed.

“You’re a stubborn girl.”

“No, just still a brat.”, I took his soft hand and placed it on my softer thigh.

“One- and then I’m going to sleep.”

He turned around and we melted into each other. His hands were warm and softer that any other man’s I ever felt. They were heavenly on my body. It wasn’t long before I was stroking his fat cock through his boxers.

With all the blood it took to erect him , there wasn’t enough for his moral mind and his lustful one. Any sense of hesitation was gone.

He rolled on top of me and playfully buried his face in my breasts.

“I’ve never seen tits this big. I want to taste them,” he said. ” I want to taste you.”

Before I could react he was trying to force his face between my legs. I had never been on the receiving end of oral sex. The thought of man staring into my quivering virtue unnerved me. I had never seen it and I didn’t know if it was weird looking or not.

I thrust my hands down and intercepted his waiting smile.

“Wait, I’ve never done this before.”

His face was brighter than Christmas. I could his body shudder in sheer delight. I assume that he thought I mean I had never had sex before. Nothing could be further than the truth. I just never had oral sex. He seemed to be excited that I didn’t say anything.

“You’ll like it, let me, please?” He begged.

I relaxed my legs and he gently moved the cloth of my lingerie to the side. His breath was like fire and relaxed my body and let it engulf me. His wet , delicate tongue prodded politely around my privates, I wondered ,When is this going to get good? Sadly it didn’t. Perhaps this was his first time as well.

When he figured I was ready he slid his boxers down and knelt before men, his face like a child walking through the gates of Disney World. His breathing was heavy and he muttered excitedly to himself about how I was “only 18”, it seemed to titillate him now. He slowly rubbed his member on my opening. His breaths even more heavy and short.

He was bigger than my ex and when he tried to enter me, nothing happened. I was like trying to fit a Red oak tree in a doggy door. It just plain didn’t fit. I was worried he would be angry, that i had gotten him so excited and he couldn’t consummate his desires. My worries were unfounded and he seemed even more aroused than when he was licking me.

His face was red , his heavy breaths became labored breaths. T. was having a mild heart attack. I didn’t figure this out at frist, it wasn’t until he kinda started wheezing that I clued in. I ran to his living room and called 911, I didn’t know his address so I had to find his mail to tell the operator where to find us. They came is what seemed like forever. They took him and I was half way to the hospital before I realized I really had no way home from there.

I ended up staying the night in a chair next to T’s bed.

What T didn’t tell me is that he had a weak heart since his was a teen. He actually JUST had surgery on it a month prior to this. He as told no sex for at least three months.

This was our frist and last date.

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When It Rains it Pours – Sexcapade #6

My Alma mater, is for the most part a commuter school and becuase of this the school wasn’t ready for the volume of students in my class that needed to dorm. In response my school let all non freshman under 21 to dorm at a local hotel. It was wonderful. Celebrity parties, wedding crashing and a lounge on the roof.

When the lounge wasn’t being used for private parties it was the unofficial make-out point for us students, that was until the hotel manager locked us out at night. The lock was electronic, so we had no way of picking it to continue the party.

My boyfriend at the time was a 27 year old who peaked in college, while he got his degree he never graduated from girls in their teens. S.K was a handsome guy, a little too pale for my personal taste but his chiseled features and sculpted physique made up for it. He was a jock, the kind of man that every high school girl wants, and every college chick gets becuase she wanted one in high school.

His nickname was Clark Kent, in his glasses he seemed a mild mannered guy, but when he took them off on the football field he was Superman. And a lot good that did post his high school football career.

Anyway, it was April, and there were so many storms. It seemed like every night it rained. On this particular night S.K and I were watching the movie Bad Santa when the lights went out. The entire hotel was out, even emergency lights were dim. Being the adventurous young people we were we decided this was the apt opportunity for a romp in a semi-public place – the now unlocked lounge.

Since the elevators were obviously not working we took the stairs, he then had the brilliant idea to go to the roof. Yes, the roof, despite the fact that were were on one of the tallest buildings in the area, and there was a giant storm,he wants to go on the roof.

I was only wearing his white work shirt , panties and flip flops, I was freezing walking up the stairs to the roof. Thanks to the loss of electricity the lock on the door was disabled, and all we had to do was push the door open. All the chairs were covered to protect them from the rain so we ran to the gazebo like structure. Soaking wet and shivering I tried my best to concentrate on his warm kisses.

His white shirt clung to my wet body almost as tightly I clung to him. The wooden bench in the gazebo seemed slimy to me so he lifted me up against its wall and I wrapped my legs around him. We then loudly and aggressively consummated our romance. Just as I was sure S.K was going to reach his peak the roof of the gazebo, having taken on too much water and strangely inverted.

Suddenly I wasn’t having sex , I half naked in my friend’s dark dorm room. My roommate sobbing “You killed her , you killed her” and my RA asking S.K why we were on the roof.

What started out as a sexy porn caliber romp ended with me going to the emergency room for a concussion and being written up by the RA.

Every time my speech unexpectedly slurs I’ll think of my S.K and my days as a crazy co-ed.

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Should I be a cam girl??

Update on My life…

First I would like to give props to Fellow Blasian Hines Ward, who is one of the sexiest dudes to win the Superbowl :3

Back to me-> I had to quit my weekly paying campus job for an amazing internship in NYC, it’s a dream come true… but now I’m so broke I can barely afford a metro card. I’ve been looking around and Cams.com seems cool I have a cam on my desktop and on laptop. What do you guys think?

My next story is going to be a group sex story. It was a request from a member of the Adultfriendfinder group that I’m in Sex With Asian Men. I have to admit that I’m not too turned on by that idea. I think intmacy is the main ingredient to great sex. I will be up soon. I’m not going to make any promises becuase I have two science test to study for this week. I will kick my own ass and try to get it out before the end of the week.

Hope you guys like it ^_~

N’jaila

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