My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo.  To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand.  Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution.

You see the main selling point of the Wii is that its a family friendly unit that can give you interesting gameplay.  Keyword there is “family friendly”- I’ve played the Wii with my parents, with my grandmother.  Now why on earth would I want to then attach something to the same device that my grandmother was holding and insert that into my vagina?

I don’t.  I really really really don’t.

Now to be fair this nifty little device sounds great on paper, one person can be anywhere and enjoy a mutual masturbation session with their honey.  The device works with bluetooth so you can be in another room or anywhere as long as you have a computer with a bluetooth connection.  That sounds amazing… if I didn’t have to jam a wiimote in my cooch, a dusty wiimote at that because who has honestly played their Wii since NyxQuest?

Maybe they should try again with the move?

Already looks like I should be massaging a clit with it.

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No not in the soul crushing denying the artist within kind of way. In the very literal toxic dust in my lungs sort of way.   If you haven’t noticed post went on kind of a halt for the past week.  That is mostly due to the fact that I was struggling to breath.  Its very hard to blog when you’re slipping in and out of consciousness.

Don’t worry there’s a shit ton of stuff I’ve been working on that I cannot wait to post  I’ve done some amazing interviews and not to mention found some very wacky products that you guys have to see to believe. I want to send a very special thank you out to a reader who helped with my EXXXOTICA NY audiovisual fund!  I don’t know if you want your name shouted out all over the internets but I just wanted to say a special thank you to you and all my donators.  Here’s a video of me unboxing my mystery gift!

If you want to be kept abreast of my Audiovisual Fund efforts you can follow along on my chip in page my full Amazon gift list is here.

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If you can’t see the video click here

While M.Night is still on my shit list for butchering and whitewashing Avatar: The Last Airbender , it was kind of cool to see Ms. Keely getting some shine. I was able to attend one of her Porn Star Sex Seminars and I got to interview her before and after.   I’m all about sex positive females.

“I was humbled, honored and excited to work with Josh Horowitz and M. Night Shyamalan,” says Keely. “I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in one afternoon. Making the spoof was an unforgettable experience.”

Do your thing Ms. Keely!

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So my trip to an actual movie premier last week has got me thinking about films.  I’ve taken a shit ton of classes on film, media theory and screen writing and all it really has amounted to was the worlds most impressive Netflix queue.   After talking with the wonderfully quirky Brittany Andrews about porn from a filmmaker’s perspective I started thinking about trying to review some porn/ erotica films that push the envelope and or deserve a little shine.

There’s a whole world of erotic film out there that so many people are ignoring. There is even an Independent Erotic Film Festival that is ONLY show casing films meant to titillate yet stimulate a little more than your erogenous zones.  There are good examples online as well as movies coming out that I’m interested it.

Sanatorium

This movie is releasing Sept. 7^th and is not just a porno but a psychological thriller.

Its described as :

“A twisted, mesmerizing story about an iconic porn super star discovering a dark secret world of perverts occupied by Senators, Lawyers, Priests and other do-gooders, whose public images as anti-porn crusaders are in direct opposition of their wicked lives behind closed doors.

This original tale of descent into insanity focuses on a US senator, an anti-porn crusader, who’s awaiting his sexual liaison with a porn star in his hotel suite after a press conference in which he’s just announced an initiative to rid America of pornography. The Senator watches two luscious beauties have sex on his bed while he unwinds with a cocktail. Later, he listens to the porn star’s story of descent into insanity as he awaits his opportunity to seduce her. This twisted subplot follows her life of sex ultimately pointing out very clearly to the Senator that he’s a hypocrite. He isn’t shaken, but he doesn’t know she has a devious plan for him after they’ve had heated sex in a dramatic story-twisting conclusion!

The story takes the viewer into a sizzling world of sexual encounters, threesomes, anal sex and interracial lascivious liaisons only to find the government officials exposed to what they really are behind closed doors.”

Now I’m all about movies about hypocrisy and how it drives people nutty.  I don’t know why in 2010 interracial sex is mentioned like a big taboo but it seems like its exploring and interesting concept.  It also stars James Deen , whom I adore.  James Dean performs frequently with Burning Angel.   All in all I think it will be worth my time.

Matinee

Directed by Feminist Porn winning Jennifer Lyon Bell this film centers on two actors whose careers depend on making their passion for each other off the stage come forward in their performances on the stage.  This film is still making its rounds in the festival circuit and has drawn a bit of controversy.

Its described as:

“Stage actors Mariah and Daniel play lovers every night, but their onstage romance lacks spark. One slow afternoon, they discover that today’s matinée performance will make or break both their careers. Daniel wants to make big changes, and Mariah starts to wonder: are Daniel’s suggestions reasonable? Or has he lost track of the boundary between actor and character? Rushed to the stage, in front of a live audience, they must figure it out together.”

I have a feeling from the trailer that most of the controversy stems from depiction of the female orgasm, which most motion picture organizations think are the vilest things ever.  The cast seem to be very normal everyday looking people , I think  that enhances any erotic film also… the male lead has an accent!

The third film I actually found online streaming for free!

Handcuffs

Its about a woman on a boring date when she notices an attractive couple walk in and the mysterious woman is Hand cuffed then things get interesting …  see for yourself.

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I spent a few hours with Miss Brittany Andrews and discovered you really only need 5 minutes to fall in love with this woman.  My full interview with her will be posted soon, in the meantime enjoy her talk about her film These Showers Can Talk.

These Showers Can Talk was not a traditional sort of sex comedy , like in the vein of Porky’s or Sex Is Zero (색즉시공) its a comedy that plays on the tropes of sexuality.  The film centers around Samantha a seemingly commitment phobic woman and her hilariously akward and psychotic girlfriend Gloria.

Samantha journeys around New York and finds herself in her friends bathrooms trying to get advice about her relationships issues.  Every person can relate to what happens next, you go to your friends to whine about your problems only to be forced to theirs or worst, sit through their self involved ramblings.

Samantha’s friends a sports butch, a prissy lipstick lesbian, a polysexual nympho and the perfect “straight girl”  in their bathrooms are really in their own little worlds.  Their insanity get most of the laughs but never come off insulting.

The humor of the film works so well because Lindau has a sharp sense of timing. The dialogue , while improvised never lingers in one place for two long and each vignette seems to play up to each actresses performance and accentuate it perfectly.  Every scene’s tone is set and constant

What I loved best about his movie was that the characters , even as “Lesbian Stereotypes” were people. I saw my friends on the screen and even a bit of myself.   A lot of the good natured humor of the film resonated with me because at the end of the 25 mins I didn’t feel like I just saw a “gay film” but a film about friends helping friends make mistakes in the way that many of us do.

This film is a very sharp contrast to what is seen in the mainstream as gay comedy.  There is no straight character to add a “normative voice” because Samantha and her friends in their dysfunction ARE normal.   Their sexuality isn’t a pitfall but a matter of life.

The one thing i wished this film had was ,well, more of it. Each woman is set up with such in such and interesting journey  that I wished they could have all been explored.  Of course this movie is confined to just the showers and vanities making that a little impossible.  I did find the fact that I came away with so much from each friend even though the viewer gets less that ten minutes with each them showed just how gifted the cast and director are.

At 25 mins These Showers Can Talk is a quirky tight little comedy that can surprise any woman gay or straight with a few good laughs.

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Ex-Madam Kristin Davis , who supplied escorts for Eliot Spitzer, filled  22,000 voter signatures to the New York State Board Of Elections on Aug 17.  This secures her as a independent candidate in the gubernatorial race.  Davis will be candidate for her own Anti-Prohibition Party.

Below is an interview conducted in late July where Davis talks in depth about her stances on a wide range of issues from New York job growth to managing sex workers as a feminist.

Thanks you for talking with me, I did get a chance to go to your birthday party, where you came out as being against the “Ground Zero Mosque” being built, but before we get into that I really wanted a chance to talk to you about your campaign in general and do you feel like your past involvement in the adult and sex industry media not take you as seriously?

I think my past works sort of like a double-edged sword, as a minor party candidate you really can’t get any press. The other minor party candidates aren’t being covered and they can’t make a difference, even if they know they can’t win and are running to highlight issues they care about they can’t even be successful in doing that because in order to do that people need to know about you, read about you.

While there is some skeptism about my past and why I’m running it enables me to get a huge amount of press because it makes politics interesting.  I get the opportunity to speak about the issues that I care about.  So if I’m on TV or giving a speech, I have the opportunity to let people hear me and think ‘ Wow, she’s intelligent.”

I’m able to win them over but it takes a while for them to understand that being a madam was an economic decision that I made. It was not because I had a bad childhood or wanted to exploit women, I looked at it as empowering women and came from a background of vice president of a hedge fund – a multi-billion dollar hedge fund so I approached it in a very business like manner.

What was that transition like from a hedge fund to the sex industry?

You know I don’t think it’s much different.  You know the finance industry is a boy’s club and I started as a trading assistant when I was 18 and in college and was sort of used to having to deal with work with these traders and portfolio managers that spent excessively on the company’s dime and they would ask me to hook them up with strip clubs and things when they went out of town and to call the VIP host club in Vegas to make sure girls were at their rooms.  So it sort of already used to dealing with catering to this type of man.

Going forward I was able to learn a very good work ethic working for in finance and working with very difficult portfolio managers that expected nothing but the best.  I think that’s why I was successful in running a very successful escort agency that was known for having quality women and being very professional. There’s a lot of people that start agencies and you call them and the girl never shows up, or robs you, or double charges your credit card, I mean just a myriad of different things.

We were run very professionally, we had an overseas call center in Argentina, and we were run as professional as you can get for being an illegal business.

Okay, well speaking of the legal side of the business there are some people that want to know is there a difference between a “Madam” and a “Pimp” ?

Sure, I think anyone that uses the word “pimp” is very derogatory towards women, because you have the negative connotation.  It’s stereotype that you might see on Jerry Springer show, these guys forcing women to work on the streets, beating them, having sex with them and taking all their money.

A madam is the best term I could provide for what I did. I considered it a business, I provided girls with opportunities, I didn’t force them to do anything, I encouraged them to set their own boundaries, I did take and exorbitant amount of money from them, I offered them health care I 1099’d them and direct deposited their money much like a normal job, except obviously it is illegal.

There are people that concerned about your stance on legalizing prostitution. How would legalization of prostitution destroy the Pimp Culture? Do you believe it will deter under aged prostitution, the documentary Very Young Girls claims the average age of a hooker in NYC is 14.  How will the legalization of prostitution make life better for those young women and prostitutes?

I think that no one under aged should be working as a prostitute.  I feel very strongly that the reason you have women in this country, the United States, being sex trafficked is because they are afraid to call the police.  They are being told by pimps or their traffickers that they are committing a crime and if they call the police they are going to go to jail.  That’s one of the main reasons they don’t seek legal protection, if this were legal there would be agencies in place to dictate how businesses are run and provide standards that protect the women working in the industry.

Case in point , the woman that was killed by Phillip Markoff,  her name was Julissa Brisman– a very good friend of mine who also worked for me for a few years.  I found out she was murdered because I was asked for advice about craigslist because I utilized craigslist quite a bit in some of my lower priced agencies.

The news had just come out and I googled it and saw that it was her. I was very upset obviously, in researching this guy who killed her it comes out when he was caught that he was found with dozens of trophies from victims that were all sex workers. Had one of these women felt like they could seek legal protection and reported him this girl – my friend- would still be alive.

He would have been caught before he took it to the next level.  So I think that while people in society don’t want to admit that this goes on we need to just face the facts it goes on and there’s double standards across the board because men never get punished.

Once a woman is convicted of this crime, and I should know, she’s unemployable.  They are only condemning her into a life of more prostitution. So I think that by and large what happens between two consenting individuals is between then and if they choose to exchange money for the transaction…  I know plenty of girls that sleep with people for dinner its just part of society at this point in time and I think we need to protect the people that are in the industry. If they are being forced into it or they are doing it by choice.

I have read a lot of articles about you and your campaign, originally you were going to run as a Libertarian, but now you are running as your own party , why id you not go for the Libertarian Nomination?

I spoke with the Libertarian Party in Manhattan and spoke at a number of their events and was interested in perusing their nomination and unfortunately they have a nominating convention that happened I believe in February and we had request from them – as its traditional in politics – to get access to the registered voters under that party.

The republicans do it, the democrats do it and when we asked the Libertarians for access to the registered Libertarians so we could contact them, solicit their support and send them information about myself so they would know that I was seeking the nomination and so they knew my platform we were not granted that information.  They told us “no”, then the day before the convention we found out the candidate we were up against had been given the information.

So we were unfortunately going into a bad situation were they basically set somebody else up to win the nomination and there were three candidates involved. One being Sam Sloan who is actually suing the Libertarian Party of Manhattan because he wasn’t given access and he obviously spent his own money to try to get the nomination only to find out this guy was giving the information we all should have been given.

So that’s the main reason why I chose not to seek their nomination. When talking about how to make the most impact in this race creating my own party would be the way for me.

When you kick started you campaign at your birthday party, I discovered that you were working closely with the famous Republican Strategist Roger Stone. What would you say to people who question the validity of his support of you?

Well, I think the thing to know about Roger Stone is that for at least the last ten years he’s been very vocal on the fact that he is a Libertarian.  He’s a Republican but he’s a socially liberal, fiscally conservative Republican.

Him and I met doing a radio show over a year ago he was very intrigued at the things that had happened to me, how the system sort of screwed me.  Obviously I went to jail and Spitzer did not.  It was very political, to keep me silent. Him and I spent many times talking because I wanted to lobby for the legalization of prostitution and at the end of our meetings we came up with the idea that running for office would be the best way to bring attention to issues.

For him he believes in these issues, which is why he is on this campaign. If look at the state of politics in New York pretty much everyone in the independent parties have been invited Working Families and ACORN have suffered major hits. All the minor parties have been found to be corrupt. Yet we’re still the highest taxed state in the nation, we’re broke, deeply in depth and we’ve seen how many indictments of politicians in the last few years? Spitzer resigning, maybe Paterson eventually, its just endless.  From his perspective, being an expert, he sees the opportunity to reform the state.

What’s important to highlight about this campaign is – whenever anyone asks me the question “Do you really expect to win?”  My response is “Define win.”

Winning to some might be winning the governorship but Como has 60% approval its pretty much in the bag for him, perhaps winning is with 50,000 votes my party gets permanent ballot status for the next four years. Which means we can really lobby for these issues.  We can go to Albany and push them, make people hear us because we now have a permanent party and that’s a powerful thing in NY.

This isn’t a hoax; if I wanted press I could release my little black book. People find that much more interesting than minor party politics.  It’s about what you stand for. People care more about Tiger Woods’ mistresses then they do who’s running for Governor.  That will make the news for two weeks straight but the rest is like page 35.

Continued in part two

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I’ve been asked to write a opinion or advice piece for Asian men on many occasions this is the first time I’ve taken a serious approach to the subject.

I know for many I might be a strange woman, I’m a Black identified woman who through fate and circumstance found myself involved with almost exclusively Asian men.   I don’t think this makes me any kind of expert on Asian Male Black Women relations but J.T the Asian Playboy asked me to write and so I shall.

I think the first thing that should be obvious is that like “Asians” there a wide range of cultures that fall under the umbrella of “Black” and those culture effect people but at the end of the day we are all individuals. There is no monolithic hive of thought governing the thoughts, desires and personalities of all Black women.  So take everything I write with that in mind.

There are three basic things I think all the Asian men who appealed to me and eventually got the booty mastered and I’ll try to explain them to you.  First, they were never douche bags about race. Second they made an effort to try to understand some of our cultural differences.  Lastly, they were comfortable being who they were and respectful of their own people and culture.

It’s easy for people to assume that just because two people in a relationship are not the same race that somehow they’ve discovered the cure for racism, I know first hand that’s not the case.  Plenty of men that chose to date interracially can be total cunts when it comes to issues of race, some without even realizing it.

It can be little things like turning to the hip-hop station that you would never listen to as soon as I get into the car.  A pretty solid rule of life is if phrases like  “boo”, “girlfriend” or, “oh no he didn’t” aren’t in your everyday vocabulary don’t try to adopt them to be “down”.  If these terms are in your everyday vocabulary punch yourself in the face, please. This type of racial pandering has for me been a red flag when it comes to dating…

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The highly successful adult entertainment expo Exxxotica will be making it 3rd stop in Edison, NJ  Nov. 5-7.   J. Handy, Director of Victory Tradeshow Management announced yesterday that for the first time ever all ladies will be admitted free and have access to the VIP room at Exxxotica NY

Handy said in a press release that , “There were two reasons for wanting to do the ‘Ladies Free On Friday’ promo, one, more woman makes EXXXOTICA a better place and two, we wanted our exhibitors to know that we are committed to maintaining EXXXOTICA’s reputation as the strongest sales event in the country.”

The release went on to explain that -

Also new to this years event is the VIP Admission package which includes admission to the exhibit floor, the VIP Lounge and the official after party, as well as a bike messenger bag stuffed with VIP swag, 2010 EXXXOTICA tee shirt, EXXXOTICA DVD sampler with tons of scenes from different participating companies and free reentry to the exhibit floor.

You can check the shows website to see a list of stars that are scheduled to attend as well as purchase tickets.

Now those that have been following me for awhile know that Exxxotica NY is like Christmas to me pretty much the highlight of my year.  I will hopefully be able to give you guys full coverage of the events, the stars, the hotties and of course the outrageous personalities that make this show one of the best.

Just like last year I’ll be tweeting live from the event all three days.  Also just like last year I need to upgrade my video equipment.  Though this time it has nothing to do with tranny hookers.   I want to be able to film some live interviews for not only BlasianBytch.com but LadiezNight.com .

I hope that everyone can help with just a little and that I can present more quality video for you all.  If each one of my daily readers donated $0.50 to the cause I could raise my goal in just one day!  So for less than a cup of coffee you can get hot porn stars in HD.

and now here is me teaching Pinky the pornstar how to say “Hello” in Korean at Exxxotica NY ’09

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“Women don’t need sex”

This is a sentence that someone has actually uttered to me in the last 24 hours.  When I questioned this man, who is 32 years old and married, about if he really believed what he said he defensively amended his statement to – “women don’t need sex as much as men.”

My response- “ Tell that to my throbbing pussy because she’s telling me that not only do I need some sex I should be getting it rather soon.”

He looked at me rather shocked at first then started to explain that I was abnormal and making inquiries as to if I was molested as a young child.  Seriously? In 2010 a woman that acknowledges her need and want for sexual gratification has to be a victim of child abuse?

How about I just like to cum?  Straight up, just like any other man or woman. This shouldn’t be a shocker, I mean women are multi orgasmic.  You know what I want to do as soon as I cum, cum again – but harder.  It’s the way I and every other woman is built.

My chum is educated, yet decided that Maslow’s hierarchy of needs only applied to men.  As I recalled, the need for sex was right there next to sleep, breathing, excreting and food.    Yes, women do need sex!

See , my pussy knows her science!

To be frank my vagina and I are pretty in tune with each other.  While I’m not going to let her call all the shots she keeps me very aware of how much I want to get fucked. This doesn’t make me perverted just a normal functioning human being.  I know exactly why men choose to believe that women don’t need sex.  Sex has become a commodity and women aren’t equal partners in the trade.

Think about it , can women buy sex from a man as readily as a man can buy sex from a woman?  Hell no.  While we live in a time of freedom for many woman most money in the sex industry does not go towards the women that are producing the content, be they strippers, hookers, escorts or porn stars.

Could sex sell as much if men acknowledged women’s carnal desires with as much seriousness as their own.  Can you imagine a wonderful world were a woman can book an hour with her favorite male porn star just as easily as a man can?  Where a brothel can service women and not just employ them?

I can and it will be a complete recoding of gender and sexuality and it will be beautiful.

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If you haven’t noticed by now, on the side bar and on the menu bar there is a link to the Vibrant Vibes sex toy store.  I really wanted to make it easier for my readers to find good quality personal love items that won’t break the bank.

The Dildo Fairy

Yes they have expensive ass Lelo toys (which I love) but they also have pretty awesome vibrating bullets for around 3 or 4 dollars. You just can’t beat that.  Orgasms for the price of a value meal? I’m lovin’ it.

Also on a totally different subject, my favorite show Noobtoob is about to have its 200th episode and to celebrate I offered to show my delicious gamer tits if they got two thousand followers on twitter before their 200th episode.  So if you miss #tittytuesday and my totally rad sweater puppies Follow Noobtoob on Twitter!

If you need any more incentive just check out an episode of their show!

Dildo Fairy was drawn by my awesome friend Lara

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