My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo. To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand. Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution.
You see the main selling point of the Wii is that its a family friendly unit that can give you interesting gameplay. Keyword there is “family friendly”- I’ve played the Wii with my parents, with my grandmother. Now why on earth would I want to then attach something to the same device that my grandmother was holding and insert that into my vagina?
I don’t. I really really really don’t.
Now to be fair this nifty little device sounds great on paper, one person can be anywhere and enjoy a mutual masturbation session with their honey. The device works with bluetooth so you can be in another room or anywhere as long as you have a computer with a bluetooth connection. That sounds amazing… if I didn’t have to jam a wiimote in my cooch, a dusty wiimote at that because who has honestly played their Wii since NyxQuest?
Maybe they should try again with the move?