Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii

Wii FuckMy inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo.  To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand.  Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution.

You see the main selling point of the Wii is that its a family friendly unit that can give you interesting gameplay.  Keyword there is “family friendly”- I’ve played the Wii with my parents, with my grandmother.  Now why on earth would I want to then attach something to the same device that my grandmother was holding and insert that into my vagina?

I don’t.  I really really really don’t.

Now to be fair this nifty little device sounds great on paper, one person can be anywhere and enjoy a mutual masturbation session with their honey.  The device works with bluetooth so you can be in another room or anywhere as long as you have a computer with a bluetooth connection.  That sounds amazing… if I didn’t have to jam a wiimote in my cooch, a dusty wiimote at that because who has honestly played their Wii since NyxQuest?

Maybe they should try again with the move?

Already looks like I should be massaging a clit with it.

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Author: N'jaila

N'jaila Rhee grew up in north New Jersey and graduated with a degree in Journalism and Communication media from Rutgers University in 2009. Rhee began exotic dancing while attended classes at Rutgers, and still dances at special events. Currently working professionally in media in the NYC metro area, she enjoys writing erotica, eating Nilla wafers and giggling at the word "balls".

  • Justme

    For the people saying they will never use this… Try having a girlfriend 2000 miles away… Your vision on this will defenately turn around. And who says you have to use thesame remote as grandma uses? Just buy another one. And as far as facts go… You dont even need a wii console for this. Just a controller. I think it is a great product for long distance lovers. Defenately getting a set for her birthday!

    • I get you on the long distance thing, I guess I’m so used to thinking of the wii and the wiimote as part of family entertainment.  Which makes masturbating with its parts… unnerving. 

  • now wait a minute…you should have been playing your Wii all along for awesome VC games like Super Metroid and Megaman 2!

    • I never hooked my wii up to the internet lol. So I’ve never used the VC like ever.

  • Paul

    The BDSM crowd will probably have lots of fun with these 😉
    But I agree with you – I am NOT inserting (or even having inserted!) one of these, thank you.

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