In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating. The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens. This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!
Look at this thing, its like the Time Lord Victorious and Batman rolled into one!
This particular rabbit is a combination of soft plastic and hard plastic. It’s a big one at almost 11 inches in length counting the control base. There’s only about 7 or so insertable inches and this varies when the shaft is fully extended. The Hop’n Rabbit Stroker uses 4 AA batteries to power its dual movements the shaft and the rabbit. There are 7 buttons that control the functions of the toy, four that control intensity and others that control rhythm.
I have to admit that this is my very first rabbit. For a long time I thought that with all the bells and whistles that I would just be far too distracted to actually cum. I’m not someone that needs ultra intense vibration on my clit to climax. I was happy that there was a gentle setting for the vibrating nub.
This toy got me off, but with no help of its motorized shaft. Now what this thing needed was a better motor. The shafted moved like a 100 year old animatronic at a run down amusement park. It added nothing to the experience at all, I ended up turning it off completely. I can see how this might be visually appealing for couples play but there’s no real thrusting. If I met a man with such a sorry stroke game I would sue to have him universally banned from the act of lovemaking.
The design is also awkward for solo use the base is so heavy and the buttons are easily pressed accidently during play and was very distracting. Also distracting is how loud this toy is. The motor of the shaft goes on like a dying yak and the bottom of the rabbit vibrates against the hard plastic making much more noise than it needs to.
I give The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator an “Honorable Meh”