Toy Review: The Blow Guard

One of the products that stuck out in my mind the most from Exxxotica NY ’09 was the Blow Guard. The toy was designed by a real dentist who was there to personally tell explain his product.

The display featured not just some examples of the product which is a flexible mouth piece that has a removable vibrating bullet. It also had a loop of adult movies that featured the Blow Guard and let me tell you they were a great selling point. I found myself gazing at the screen and sighing. All I could think was… I want that. I want some mind numbing satisfaction. So as soon as I got home from the convention I went searching for the Blow Guard at my local sex shops. Sadly I couldn’t find them in North Jersey but they are available for $27.99 plus shipping and handling on the Blow Guard website.

The blow guard works simply men put the blow guard on the top of their mouths and women on the bottom and then the fun begins.

This is advertised as a toy for couples, and I agree whole heartedly – don’t whip out the blow guard and think you can pull off being sexy. This isn’t something to whip out on a fling or a one night stand. I don’t think I would feel comfortable enough using this thing on anyone other than BooBear. You have to be on an level of extreme trust and comfort with your partner. I’m talking the kind of relationship where cum bubbles are something to giggle over and one queef won’t stop the show. If you two can just laugh at one another and get a little silly this toy it for you.

I say this because you will never know drool until you have a vibrating mechanism in your mouth. This is great because you won’t really need the little pouch of sex tart lube that comes with the Blow Guard. What a godsend that extra spit is! When I first tried the lube I ended up running to the bathroom to wash my mouth out. The lube is super sweet and just unnatural tasting. It was almost vomit inducing nasty. Save the lube for anal because it already tastes like ass.

As for the device itself its fun for anyone who isn’t shy about sloppy blow jobs. BooBear happens to have a lot in the girth department so I found there really wasn’t enough room in my mouth for him and the blow guard . Even opening my mouth as much as I could there was little room and with all the saliva the blow guard wasn’t staying in place. I was a little afraid it was going to slip out of place and BooBear was going to accidentally send it down my throat with one good thrust.

BooBear enjoyed the vibration of the Blow Guard which is POWERFUL, more so than most bullets. The size of the bullet is misleading as to just how powerful the vibration is. Unfortunately this powerful vibration makes you feel a weird sort of numbness. I can see where this would be great for girls that don’t like sucking cock, when it comes to BooBear I love it. The Blow Guard might give a boost to your partners enjoyment but takes almost all of it away from the giver. For the ladies who loathe giving oral this is a blessing, you can literally just sit there and kinda move a bit and get your guy off. For us deep throat queens it might be an issue.

When it comes to oral sex on a woman this is really where the Blow Guard shines, its a great for stimulating the clit and keeping the gnashing teeth of an over excited but not very orally skilled lover from killing the mood.

Final verdict: Better on clits than dicks and only for couples that can keep it real and kinky at the same time.

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Author: N'jaila

N'jaila Rhee grew up in north New Jersey and graduated with a degree in Journalism and Communication media from Rutgers University in 2009. Rhee began exotic dancing while attended classes at Rutgers, and still dances at special events. Currently working professionally in media in the NYC metro area, she enjoys writing erotica, eating Nilla wafers and giggling at the word "balls".