So today is Black Day. No this post has nothing to do with my gorgeous brown skin. Today is a day to celebrate being single! There’s a “traditional” way to celebrate this day but I like to do it a little differently.
I actually only learned about Black Day when I was a freshman in college and my melodramatic fob girlfriend was all but crying herself to sleep after downing a big ass bowl of black noodles ( jjangmyun) because she was single for the frist time since she was 14. I thought that instead of being black with sorrow women should take this day to treat themselves.
I take myself on a date. I don’t always do Korean, its whatever I’m craving at the moment. This year I’m getting myself a rib eye and a giant beer. I’m going to take myself home play some Borderlands then I’m going to fuck myself silly. With my black Isla of course.
You see when I’m in a relationship, I find I almost NEVER masturbate. It may come as a shock but I hardly get to do it now. There’s just too much things I have to do in a day to set a side time to diddle myself – let alone just really fuck myself right. I get a room at a local hotel ( motel this year times is tough) and I just spend all night doing me.
I mean a spa day is cute, going to the movies is fun but nothing makes me feel more relaxed and refreshed than a night of multiple orgasms.
But if you want to be traditional here’s a kick ass recipe for jjangmyun