BLACK DAY BlasianBytch Style!

So today is Black Day. No this post has nothing to do with my gorgeous brown skin. Today is a day to celebrate being single!   There’s a “traditional” way to celebrate this day but I like to do it a little differently.

I actually only learned about Black Day when I was a freshman in college and my melodramatic fob girlfriend was all but crying herself to sleep after downing a big ass bowl of black noodles ( jjangmyun) because she was single for the frist time since she was 14.  I thought that instead of being black with sorrow women should take this day to treat themselves.

I take myself on a date.  I don’t always do Korean, its whatever I’m craving at the moment. This year I’m getting myself a rib eye and a giant beer. I’m going to take myself home play some Borderlands then I’m going to fuck myself silly.  With my black Isla of course.

You see when I’m in a relationship, I find I almost NEVER masturbate. It may come as a shock but I hardly get to do it now. There’s just too much things I have to do in a day to set a side time to diddle myself – let alone just really fuck myself right.  I get a room at a local hotel ( motel this year times is tough) and I just spend all night doing me.

I mean a spa day is cute, going to the movies is fun but nothing makes me feel more relaxed and refreshed than a night of multiple orgasms.

But if you want to be traditional here’s a kick ass recipe for jjangmyun

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Author: N'jaila

N'jaila Rhee grew up in north New Jersey and graduated with a degree in Journalism and Communication media from Rutgers University in 2009. Rhee began exotic dancing while attended classes at Rutgers, and still dances at special events. Currently working professionally in media in the NYC metro area, she enjoys writing erotica, eating Nilla wafers and giggling at the word "balls".

  • Paul_A54

    Have fun! ^_^ (Might have a diddle myself too – in your honour).