Part Black, Part Asian ALL BYTCH!
Because you waited this long to go shopping and the parking lot at the mall can go fuck itself.
There’s only 7 days until Christmas and you still can’t think of the perfect gift, or you’re just a lazy sack of shit, either way you need presents and you need them fast. FAST and SEXY- and there’s nothing more sexy than toys, lingerie and sex positive books. Continue reading “Sexy Holiday Gift Guide”
While I didn’t get to see my name “up in lights” I did get to see my name on the seminar schedule poster. My name was up there along with greats like Brittany Andrews, Sean Micheals, Nyomi Banks and many more. Continue reading “Exxxotica NJ Re-cap: The Girls , Cars and Stars! Day Two!”
Couldn’t make it to the show? No worries I’ll be tweeting and twitpic-ing ( not sure if that last one gets to be a verb) all the stars , products and fun as it happens. So if you don’t already, click the picture below and follow me on twitter to get in on all the fun!
Okay, that’s kinda over selling it but Exxxotica will be a night of over 100 stars and interesting workshops and panel. Its going to be the dildo shopping destination of the year.
So you already know I’ll be there tweeting live and doing interviews but I need to know who do my readers want me to interview the most and what do you want me to ask them? Continue reading “Exxxotica NJ 10 Night of a Thousand STARS!”
Here is part two of my interview where I get to talk about what I know the best, orgasms, vibrators and how to have the best sex of your life!
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Muaaaah,
Jaila
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About a month or so ago I was a guest on the “All Night Long” Show. They were nice enough to put the raw audio of the interview up on youtube so I can share with all of you.
ENJOY!
Videos after the jump
My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo. To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand. Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution. Continue reading “Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii”
July 10, NY,NY – Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely gave a six-hour seminar in New York City for men and couples on how to achieve a porn star sex life. The seminar was created after Keely partnered with Up with Up Your Attraction founder Josh Rosenberg Keely presented an evening of sex education that ranged from practical to naughty with the assistance of adult actresses Jade Vixen and Justine Joli. Continue reading “Sex Therapy :Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Teaches Porn Star Sex Life Seminar”
Well now you can finally enjoy appropriate lighting…
IN YOUR PANTS
I come into contact with a lot of wacky sex toys, people have all sorts of kinks and fetishes that the sex toy market is eager to cater to. I don’t knock that it takes different strokes for different folks. I get that but every once in a while I come across an item marketed as a sex toy that clearly would do better if shown to other markets. Here are my Top 3. Continue reading “3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys”
Yes, May is known for many things , including National Stroke Month it is also :
For me May is one of my favorite months because it is set aside to help people get in touch with themselves. As someone that used to be very against masturbation , I know how hard it is especially for women to start to appreciate their bodies. Continue reading “Do You Know What May is?”
So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people. While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse. I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is disappointed that there’s no porn.
Since I can’t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two. So below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve! Continue reading “So not everyone was happy being an April Fool”
Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl’s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her. There’s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention.
Masturbation happens its been happening since the evolution of complex sexual creatures. Humans do it, dolphins, chimps and a plethora of other animals. Despite it being a completely natural and healthy occurrence thanks to those wacky repressed Victorians and a few bible verses most of the western world has shunned touching themselves. Continue reading “Boys Vs Toys II”
This may shock you but not to long ago I was one of the many women who did not masturbate, especially not with any kind of device or apparatus to assist me. Sometimes it’s little hard for me to be so open about self-pleasure. One of those moments came up recently when I was showing a dear friend my blog for the first time.
This young man is very sharp, liberal minded and open in most regards to sexuality. One of the few fellows that treated me just as well after he found out I was a dancer as he did before he knew. I was showing him some of my writing on his Black Berry and the topic of sex toys came up. He said very seriously “No girl of mine is going to be using a vibrator” Continue reading “Toys Vs Boys?”
You might be shocked to know that I had a great Valentine’s weekend. What got me to stop singing the blues? Well, I had the chance to really get to know the latest addition to my toy box, the Liv from Lelo Pleasure Objects and seriously it turned my frown upside down.
Though it arrived well before Valentine’s Day, I didn’t really get to see its full potential until V-day weekend. With the Liv everyday is Valentine’s Day. Continue reading “My New Toyfriend: Liv by Lelo Pleasure Objects”
I’ve been looking for quality products to review after I was introduced to a myriad of new toy companies and in my search for the best and more interesting I made a jaw dropping discovery. The most expensive collection of sex toys ever created.
The Swedish made Lelo Luxe collection of “pleasure objects” together cost more than a semester of my college education, more than my brother’s car and triple the average cost of breast augmentation in the US ($6,598 USD according to realself.com)
The collection consists of the $1500 Yva a clitoral stimulator, the $7900 Olga G-spot stimulator , the $990 Earl the prostate stimulator ( which comes with matching cuff links) , and the most expensive vibrating dildo ever created the $ 10, 500 Inez. Collectively a whopping $20,890 not counting shipping and handling.
These are not your mama’s vibrator, unless your mama is some kind of duchess or one of Donald Trump’s exes. Lelo has always been known for their whisper quiet high quality products, but the Luxe line really takes the cake when it comes to sexual opulence. According to Lelo.com the com:
The most luxurious vibrators and massagers in the world, arriving on a satin pillow in an exclusive wooden box, ready for truly special users. All are crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold plate, materials that offer exciting prospects for those inclined to the sensual use of temperature.
That’s right, those 14K gold earrings you got your lady are of poorer quality than something designed to tickle a g-spot or prostate. Hell, my brother’s used car didn’t cost as much as the Inez alone. Not only are these items haute couture for sex they were even displayed in an art exhibition “Sensuality and Design” at the Fuori Salone in Milan in 2009. Let’s see your Fleshlight pull that off.
The only way I’d do porn was if I got to use the golden Inez , sure I’d be penetrated on camera – BUT WITH A GOLDEN GODDAMNED DILDO. I’m wondering how long it takes for rappers to start bragging about owning one of these gems.
One of the products that stuck out in my mind the most from Exxxotica NY ’09 was the Blow Guard. The toy was designed by a real dentist who was there to personally tell explain his product.
The display featured not just some examples of the product which is a flexible mouth piece that has a removable vibrating bullet. It also had a loop of adult movies that featured the Blow Guard and let me tell you they were a great selling point. I found myself gazing at the screen and sighing. All I could think was… I want that. I want some mind numbing satisfaction. So as soon as I got home from the convention I went searching for the Blow Guard at my local sex shops. Sadly I couldn’t find them in North Jersey but they are available for $27.99 plus shipping and handling on the Blow Guard website.
The blow guard works simply men put the blow guard on the top of their mouths and women on the bottom and then the fun begins.
This is advertised as a toy for couples, and I agree whole heartedly – don’t whip out the blow guard and think you can pull off being sexy. This isn’t something to whip out on a fling or a one night stand. I don’t think I would feel comfortable enough using this thing on anyone other than BooBear. You have to be on an level of extreme trust and comfort with your partner. I’m talking the kind of relationship where cum bubbles are something to giggle over and one queef won’t stop the show. If you two can just laugh at one another and get a little silly this toy it for you.
I say this because you will never know drool until you have a vibrating mechanism in your mouth. This is great because you won’t really need the little pouch of sex tart lube that comes with the Blow Guard. What a godsend that extra spit is! When I first tried the lube I ended up running to the bathroom to wash my mouth out. The lube is super sweet and just unnatural tasting. It was almost vomit inducing nasty. Save the lube for anal because it already tastes like ass.
As for the device itself its fun for anyone who isn’t shy about sloppy blow jobs. BooBear happens to have a lot in the girth department so I found there really wasn’t enough room in my mouth for him and the blow guard . Even opening my mouth as much as I could there was little room and with all the saliva the blow guard wasn’t staying in place. I was a little afraid it was going to slip out of place and BooBear was going to accidentally send it down my throat with one good thrust.
BooBear enjoyed the vibration of the Blow Guard which is POWERFUL, more so than most bullets. The size of the bullet is misleading as to just how powerful the vibration is. Unfortunately this powerful vibration makes you feel a weird sort of numbness. I can see where this would be great for girls that don’t like sucking cock, when it comes to BooBear I love it. The Blow Guard might give a boost to your partners enjoyment but takes almost all of it away from the giver. For the ladies who loathe giving oral this is a blessing, you can literally just sit there and kinda move a bit and get your guy off. For us deep throat queens it might be an issue.
When it comes to oral sex on a woman this is really where the Blow Guard shines, its a great for stimulating the clit and keeping the gnashing teeth of an over excited but not very orally skilled lover from killing the mood.
Final verdict: Better on clits than dicks and only for couples that can keep it real and kinky at the same time.
For more info check out the official site: BlowGuard.com
One of the products I was really excited about from Exxxotica NY was the Blow Guard, its a handy little gadget that is designed to pleasure men and women. My brother just called me to tell me mine finally arrived in the mail. 😀
Hopefully me and Boobear can get together soon and test it out. If all goes well I’m going to have to pick up a few more vibrating bullets next time I’m at Romantic Depot. :3
I also wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been sending me emails. Right now I don’t have any pictures to send you but I’m working on getting some. Don’t miss the chance to see me in NYC for Hell-O-Ween Havoc.
I’ll be posting more of my Works In Progress (WIP) once I type them up, I have a hour and a half commute and I write on the train, sometimes I get a little lazy with typing. If you are angry about the lack of new stories feel free to get on my ass about it!
With VULVA original, the hilariously titled product can be purchased for about 1990 euros here. www.smellmeand.com ( get it?) . It seems like this is a not a cologne or a perfume, but a sexual aid. A gentleman or gentle lesbian can dab a drop on themselves to aid in “erotic fantasies”
I’m happy to hear this isn’t a new body scent trend, the last thing I want is to be walking around smelling pussy all day. I hope they don’t expand into dick scents. Can you imagine FORESKIN or maybe BALLS . That’s a world I don’t want to live in.
