Trojan Vibrating Cock Ring – product review.

I grew up in a generation knowing that safe sex is the best sex, but there are many of my male counter parts that still need some convincing. Trojan condoms seemed to have made a solid effort to make condoms a little more fun, they packaged a condom with a vibrating cock ring.

I was excited to see that legitimate kink can now be bought at Target, but I couldn’t help but notice this product has its faults. The ring itself doesn’t actually do the job of a cock ring being super stretchy. I actually wore the thing as a bracelet for a few minutes.

I’m guessing this is supposed to be the fisher-price version of a cock-ring a “My First Cock Ring” which would explain its lax hold and weak vibration. I understand that the product is under 6 dollars and only is supposed to last 30 mins, but it barely vibrated at all. You’ll find yourself making an extra effort just trying to feel the thing.

What little vibration there is only really a thrill for the lady, the vibration translates poorly around the actual ring. My partner felt that it was more of a distraction than anything else. What was even more annoying was how the cock ring reacted to lube, it became a slippery mess.

I commend Trojan for trying to make safe sex fun, but this product fails as a vibrator and as a cock ring; considering the fact that this is a vibrating cock ring, that’s a pretty bad.

TL;DR : Tried the cock ring, not impressed.

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Erotica Review : The Surrender

I just finished the short novel Surrender, by Toni Bently, I have to say I wasn’t that impressed. The book is the intimate memoir of a former Ballet dancer who finds God and her sense of self when she discovers anal sex.

Oh, you read that right, this woman found GOD through butt sex, “the lord works in mysterious ways” has never seemed so true.

What I think this story lacked was self awareness. Bentley seems to think she’s writing about her greatest love affair, but to the readers she seems over obsessed with a man that won’t even take her out to eat before pounding her arse with his “inch to big cock”. A cock so big is can pierce her “yang” and release years of anger and frustration she had for her father.

This book is pretty much only useful if you’ve never had anal sex. For all of us that have she leave us wondering why the only thing we find when take it up the bum is well… a cock in the butt.

What I would have liked to have read is an honest discription of what it feels like to have anal, orgasm and share with your partner. By raising anal sex to this sacared soul fixing meditation Bentley does the act a great disservice.

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I finally get comments on Literotica

Unfortunately they are about the size of my breasts!!

Yes, while this story has had the best reception on the site almost of of the comments were about my 40Gs. I didn’t know it was THAT uncommon, I buy my bras from mainstream stores. The debate has even caused more than 10 people to send me emails asking if my breast really were” that big”. Gee thanks, nothing makes me feel like I have utters on my chest than that. I guess I’ll slink my circus-freak ass to Hammock R Us to get a new bra.

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Gone to Soon : RIP Michael Jackson

Gone Too Soon

Like A Comet
Blazing ‘Cross The Evening Sky
Gone Too Soon

Like A Rainbow
Fading In The Twinkling Of An Eye
Gone Too Soon

Shiny And Sparkly
And Splendidly Bright
Here One Day
Gone One Night

Like The Loss Of Sunlight
On A Cloudy Afternoon
Gone Too Soon

Like A Castle
Built Upon A Sandy Beach
Gone Too Soon

Like A Perfect Flower
That Is Just Beyond Your Reach
Gone Too Soon

Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight
Here One Day
Gone One Night

Like A Sunset
Dying With The Rising Of The Moon
Gone Too Soon

Gone Too Soon

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Literotica Hates Me

I think the editors over at Literotica hate me now, or at the very least wanted to make an amusing example out of me. I submitted the story “The Parable of Mr.Lim” to them. For good measure I had it guest edited and when I copy and pasted the story into the submission form, I submitted the guest editor’s suggestions and not the final revision of the story that I intended too.

I had a bunch of comments saying that I wasn’t talented, that I was stupid and lazy. The people that added me as a fav author took me off thier list.

I think this was done deliberatly , Literoritca rejected “Spa Treatment” becuase I have 5 mispelled words. I find it pretty hard to believe that they would over look the fact that this was obviously not the right file.

What should I do , should I just delete all my stories from there ?

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Red band THIRST Trailer (New Park Chan Wook movie)

I posted before about Park Chan Wook’s vampire movie Thirst , well really I just talked about how much I was wanted to ride Kang Ho Song face like Seabuscuit.

IGN released the red band version of the movie and it looks GOOD and very sexy. This should give me lots of inspiration :3

I hope that Twatlight lady watches it and commits seppuku out of shame.

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This made me lol

From Angry Asian Man
korean workers file discrimination suit… against korean owners
In New Jersey, two former employees of Southpole, a hip hip fashion clothing company, filed a lawsuit claiming the company discriminates against Korean workers. Thomas Pyo and Tae Wook Rim says they and other Korean employees were forced to work long hours without overtime pay, while non-Koreans were encouraged to work regular hours: Discrimination suit filed against clothing maker.

According to the lawsuit, the discrimination was either “policy” or “practice” at the company, where 90 percent of the 300 employees were of “Korean national origin.” The kicker: the company was founded by two Korean brothers. The defendants in the suit are David Khym and Wicked Fashions Inc., which does business as Southpole.

The suit accuses them of violating the federal Civil Rights Act, New Jersey’s anti-discrimination law, and the federal overtime wage laws. Pyo and Rim seek damages and legal costs, and the suit seeks class action status, saying there could be more than 500 workers with similar claims against the company.
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My ex worked at SoutPole, he was Korean and said he couldn’t take it anymore. Now if only the guys at LG will wise up and speak up against slave labor.

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From Agent Zero to Heart Transplant Hero!


My favorite vanilla hapa is making moves! After the shiterrible Wolverine movie, Mr. Sexy himself Daniel Henney is going to be in the American prime time Drama Three Rivers as the “womanizing Dr.Lee whos broken as many hearts as he’s saved” You know what that means… lots of PG-13 TV sex scenes and many shots of him shirtless.

The Sims 3 and hot hot Henny all in one day it’s too much for me to take!


Oh and how come they don’t show his sexy ass in the preview… does anyone know who is that sexy ass hunk of chocolate needing a heart transplant in the preview. <3

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The Blasian Bytch is BACK!

Yes, My absence was due to me buckling down and graduating college, and the subsequent week long party that followed. After that was the horrible process of moving into my frist apartment. I’m a real life adult , OH GOD!.

In honor of me graduating into the real world I will post my top 6 college sexcapdes. Why six, I like to go one step further than facebook.

I will also be doing this to launch the new format which will include erotic vignettes, and dirty quickly type stories. I noticed many of my male readers wanted shorter stories that got into the smut and my female readers wanted even longer stories and sequels to stories already posted. So I’m going to listen and try to make everyone happy. Quickies will be posted while longer stories are being written.

Thanks for sticking around, I’ve noticed that even when I was on break there were people still coming and clicking :3


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Agent Zero and why I’ve been MIA

I made a post a while back about my excitement to see Daniel Henney as Agent Zero in the Wolverine movie. Well I saw the midnight showing…. worst movie EVAR! I’m not even touching what they did to Deadpool. Oh …and dude from the Black Eyed Peas is there for no god damn reason.

I don’t know why he was even cast in the movie, seeing as Agent Zero was German but whatevs. He only had like 5 lines, and he luaghs about killing old people. He looked hot in the trailer but he looked pretty podgy in the film. The plot of the movie was a hodgpodge of uninteresting crap. It was like they had about 20 scripts couldn’t pick a good one so they just took pages from all of them and shuffled them at random.

I almost didn’t bothter seeing it becuase freaking MTV Splash Page put his death scene online the day before the bloody movie came out! BOO MTV! BOO.

All in all, thi movie is worthless to everyone, fans and new comers alike. Avoid at all cost.

I guess I’ll wait for GI Joe and Ninja Assasin to see hot Korean Actors in big US productions that DON’T SUCK.

As for why the new story isn’t up. I’m not done with it yet. I’m working on the photo shoot and finals. I’m having a lot of stress and I don’t know what I’m going to do. So for all the patient people that have been waiting here’s a tease. An illustrated a cover page of sorts for the new story “The Red Ring of Death”

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I’m the perpetual pity date.

I’ve very rarely felt horny…I feel like I’m the only girl in college not getting laid when ever they feel like it.

I talked to my ex the other day, post coital. He told me about the girl he left me for a 28 year old virgin. Apperently I just wasn’t lovable becuase I wasn’t “pure”. It pissed me off, mostly becuase he told me he’s only with me becuase he has low self esteem. He actually said this too me , with a straight face while in my bed. IN MY BED.

I think the cruelty of the whole situation is just now hitting me. I’ve never felt so disgusting, not becuase he thinks I’m a fat ugly negro that is beneath him, but becuase I let that asshole in my bed to begin…. and after its all said and done, I’m most likely going to beg him to go to the spring formal becuase I have no one else to take me.

I wish guys liked the glasses wearing nerdy N’jaila as much as they liked the flexible sex pot pole working N’jaila.

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This old biddy can eat a DICK!

Texas lawmaker: Asians should change their names to make them ‘easier for Americans to deal with.’


On Tuesday, State Rep. Betty Brown (R) caused a firestorm during House testimony on voter identification legislation when she said that Asian-Americans should change their names because they’re too hard to pronounce:

Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?” Brown said.

Brown later told [Organization of Chinese Americans representative Ramey] Ko: “Can’t you see that this is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers if you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?”

Yesterday, Brown continued to resist calls to apologize. Her spokesman said that Democrats “want this to just be about race.”



Fuck this old ass 씨발년아! As if Asian Americans are the only group whose names are difficult to pronounce. First off, Chinese Americans surnames are usually pretty easy so she sounds extra ignorant. How can she not say this is about race? Norse names , African names and slavic names are pretty hard for man Joe Six Pack American to pronounce but she only talks about Asians.

Here’s the video-


N’jaila Rhee

( fuck you if you can’t pronounce it)

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Boys still suck…

He send me a text apologizing… which makes feel kinda like a jerk. He said he was studying for a midterm and he hasn’t slept for days.

So either this either complete bullshit and whatever ho he thought he could plug becuase he pulled me laughed in his face, or he’s telling the truth and I’ve acted like a total cunt

Then again… what mature rational person ignores people that asking if they are okay? Why did he ignore me ? he wasn’t studying in the lobby.

I shouldn’t be concentrating on this… I have the most important math test of my life on the 13th of April. Everyone pray for me to do well!

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I feel like it’s Valentine’s Day…

Of course I felt like this on V-day:

I wrote on the 20th about my break from my lent promise to God, well, I guess it did piss Jesus off. He hasn’t talked to me since the 21st. Looks like the ol’ hit it and quit it. Why do men wait a year pretending to be your friend to get into your pants? That’s a shitload of effort to throw away in one friggin day.

On the bright side, I’ll have so much more time to write stories now that I’m not canoodling like a teenager around the dorm. >:[

Boys suck.


So I just saw him in the lobby and he couldn’t even look me in the eye, I smiled and told him “sup” (just to rub it his face that I’m not sitting home boo hooing over him) and he mumbled something and walked away all pissed. Seriously kid? Are we back in middle school?

Oh well, its his issue not mine. He can run away from me all he wants becuase I’m not chasing.

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Eat it Edward! Old boy director Park Chan Wook is making a vampire movie with the sexy ass Kang Ho Song !

( yeah I know, he’s eyes are kinda crooked but I always had a soft spot for him.)

He’s kinda a sexy John Everyman. I loves him in Sympathy for Mr. Vengence and I hope he does a kick ass job in this movie too! I have a serious thing for men of the cloth, that’s a horrible thing to say but it’s so true! Priest have always been sexy to me , so a vampire priest… I’m just gonna have to bring a change of panties <3

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Sorry I haven’t been updating like I ussually do, this is my last semester and I had midterms , so I was really just studying my booty off. I also have a big ass math test on the 13th of April so I’m obsessing about that.

So what has been going on with me? Well I gave up sex for lent…. that didn’t go so well, I made it through so much but temptation was just to much. I ended up going a little to far with a guy in my dorm that I’m in serious like with. I feel like I’m in high school again. Well, except that none of my high school boyfriends were worth shit, also they couldn’t sleep over.

I’m sad but not that disappointed in myself , I ‘m sure if God was very mad he would have made the sex horrible, but man… ever heard that song “Like a Prayer” by Madonna…. it was JUST like that.

I’m spoiled I hate sleeping alone now, I’m happy that I have someone this great for cuddling >_< OH YEAH! a new story is comming- N’jaila Rhee in….. THE RED RING OF DEATH

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Dear Asian men of All Dating Sites

Dear Asian Male Internet Daters,

Hey there guys, can we have a heart to heart, seriously this won’t take long. You sitting down? are you comfy? Would you like a fresca? Cool.

Its a new era and now people date much like they order pizza, clicking around a site looking for something yummy and pressing send. You guys are no different , and you shouldn’t be.

Anyway, I’m going to need you guys to stop talking about breaking the “myth” on your profiles. I don’t know why you thought this is a good idea, but let me tell you why its not. First off, if I’m a girl looking at your profile its most likely becuase I saw your picture and think you’re hot. I’ll check your profile to make sure you aren’t a fuckwit or psycho and then maybe I’ll send you a little wink.

When I see a guy that has to put “Don’t believe what you hear about Asian guys” or “I prove them wrong with ever erection” it tells me that either A ) you think I’m what every frat boy thinks a woman is, a racist size queen. B ) That have low self esteem and are looking to prove yourself ( no woman wants to be your ego booster) or C) You have a tiny dink and you want to blame it on your race.

You see most women are looking at your profile becuase they did a search that included Asian men, so they have already fucked an acre of yellow pig-staff or they are open to men of all races and dick sizes.

This might blow your mind guys…but most women don’t want a giant cock, hell we can’t even feel too far up there. If a woman is sending you winks and what not and decides to ask you your dick size , specifically becuase you are Asian, have some fucking pride and self respect and tell that ignorant bitch to kick rocks.

Do you guys really think all women think Asian men can’t fuck? NO ONE ON EARTH FUCKS AS MUCH AS ASIAN MEN! Every THIRD person on earth is Asian or mixed with Asian. Ya’ll fuck in EPIC proportions.

So please for the love of all that is holy please stop it with “myth”. Can you do that for me guys? Just talk about what makes you awesome and try to convince us to fuck you that way. After all YOU are getting fucked not just you the Asian. Sell yourself… not your race.

No one wants a bitter/Angry Asian, kay?

You’re biggest fan,

PS. Don’t bitch about people ignoring you for your race if you do it for other people. Its a real bitch move.

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