{"id":1496,"date":"2010-12-07T15:14:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T20:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?page_id=1496"},"modified":"2012-06-14T23:21:03","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T03:21:03","slug":"toy-reviews","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?page_id=1496","title":{"rendered":"Toy Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blasianbytchshirts1-1.jpeg?ssl=1\"><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1342\" title=\"blasianbytchshirts1-1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blasianbytchshirts1-1-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blasianbytchshirts1-1.jpeg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blasianbytchshirts1-1.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blasianbytchshirts1-1.jpeg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A collection of every toy review I&#8217;ve done. \u00a0For companies that would like me to review their products you can email me at <a href=\"blasianbytch@blasianbytch.com\">BlasianBytch@blasianbytch.com<\/a><\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: left;\" \/>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Best of the Best<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #444444; line-height: 24px; font-size: 16px;\">These toys are like getting a hummer from Christ himself while the devil massages your feet and God makes you a\u00a0Mimosa. I highly\u00a0recommend\u00a0these toys, so much so I&#8217;ve looked into the legality of a human\/vibrator marriage. They achieved the coveted status of &#8220;Toyfriend&#8221;. <\/span><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2695\">Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Pink Inspire with attachments\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2533\">Pink Inspire by Cal Exotics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1480\">Lelo: Insignia: Isla<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=354\">Lelo: Liv<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr style=\"text-align: left;\" \/>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Honorable\u00a0Mention<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">These toys might not have had me having out of body experiences but get the job done. I would\u00a0recommend but recognize their short comings.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Flexi Risque Ripple\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2681\">Flexi Risque Ripple Purple<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2259\">10-Function Pure Skin Stud<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Lia Teaser 1\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2341\">Lia Teaser 1<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: Pink Rotator\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1807\">Pink Rotator<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2033\">Fleur De Lis Silicone Seduction<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1192\">Screaming O Fing-O<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Happy Lunar New Year!\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1638\">The Hop \u2018n Rabbit Stroker vibrator<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1902\">Fairy Wand<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Meh<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">These toys were Meh &#8211; to garbage truck juice. \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t reccomend<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: 10 Function Risque \u201cG\u201d\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2597\">10 Function Risque \u201cG\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Trojan Vibrating Cock Ring \u2013 product review.\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=141\">Trojan Vibrating Cock Ring<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Toy Review: The Blow Guard\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=164\">Blow Guard<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permalink to Toy Review: Fonzie\" href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1930\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u00a0Fonzie<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr style=\"text-align: center;\" \/>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A collection of every toy review I&#8217;ve done. \u00a0For companies that would like me to review their products you can email me at BlasianBytch@blasianbytch.com Best of the Best These toys are like getting a hummer from Christ himself while the devil massages your feet and God makes you a\u00a0Mimosa. 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