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\"\"<\/a>LOS ANGELES \u2013 Montana Fishburne, 19-year-old daughter of award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie with Vivid Entertainment.<\/p>\n

The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at\u00a0 on August 18.<\/p>\n

Vivid said the movie is more than an hour long and follows the lesser Fishburne as she engages in a desperate cry for attention and help.<\/p>\n

“I view making this movie as an important first step in ending my father’s career,” Fishburne said. “I’ve watched how successful he has become growing up and I was thinking…how can I somehow tarnish that, while failing to make myself a celebutuant. \u00a0I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities but, more importantly this seemed like the best way for me to back at my dad for naming me fucking ‘Montana’.”<\/p>\n

“Montana made up her mind to make this DVD before we met her,” said Vivid founder\/co-chairman, Steven Hirsch. \u00a0“I hope she doesn’t think that she’ll be a contract girl with us, look at our site, you gotta give the Third\u00a0Reich\u00a0a boner before we put you on our main page. \u00a0We do have some\u00a0brunettes\u00a0but I think that’s an affirmative action thing. Oh yeah, back to Morpheus’s kid, \u00a0trying to get famous from a sex tape when no one knew you from a hole in the wall would be pretty stupid. We’re\u00a0distributing\u00a0this film because she got her dad to sign every one of my Animetrix DVDs.”<\/p>\n

Hirsch added, “When we first met, we were impressed with not just her beauty, but how famous her father is. Her performance in the movie is scorching, and we think that she will bring the Ike out of her dad. \u00a0Something tells me that bitch WILL be eating the cake when her dad hears about this.”<\/p>\n

Interviews with the non- famous Fishburne describing her “at home experience” along with porn performer Brian Pumper have been circulating on\u00a0YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n

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