{"id":105,"date":"2009-01-18T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=105"},"modified":"2009-01-18T13:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T18:52:00","slug":"man-down-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"MAN DOWN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p>So I twisted my ankle last night.  My best friend and I went to club BLVD in Chinatown and I ended up breaking myself lol.   All in all it was a great night of booty shaking, but while I was dancing with some feisty lesbians I slipped on a wet napkin and just went down. It was so embarrassing!  &#8211; It also didn&#8217;t help that I was wearing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hipsandcurves.com\/plus-size-lingerie\/shoes\/pumps-stilletos\/PDEL685\/plus-size\/black-patent-stiletto-pump\">these<\/a> at the time.   After I fell I just got up and went back tomy drink and my two step, it wasn&#8217;t another hour until I noticed my foot got swollen, and it started to hurt like hell. I&#8217;m a trooper though, so I was still trying to get my party on.    I ended up dancing all night , getting motor boated by that aforementioned feisty lesbian  everything was going great there was a live mini concert-<\/p>\n<p>then it was time to go home .  The club closes at 4 am so we thought it would be good to get our coats at 3:30, well wrong!<\/p>\n<p>THEY LOST MY COAT! I had to wait until almost 5:30 am for everyone else to leave before they found my coat. I was freezing! I was wearing the slinkiest top and the thinnest jeans, even with tights on underneath I was shivering.   The bouncers were very nice and let and my buddy stay inside on a comfy couch so SHOUT OUT TO THE BOUNCERS AT CLUB BLVD.<\/p>\n<p>It was a long night but I had a great time, and I&#8217;ll be back on my feet soon.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and another erotic story is coming, I start school soon so I had to get on my grind in that area  so sorry no steamy Sunday night this week.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s495.photobucket.com\/albums\/rr313\/NjailaRhee\/?action=view&amp;current=JanuaryJumpoff.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I twisted my ankle last night. My best friend and I went to club BLVD in Chinatown and I ended up breaking myself lol. All in all it was a great night of booty shaking, but while I was dancing with some feisty lesbians I slipped on a wet napkin and just went down. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=105\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;MAN DOWN!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3q1hr-1H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}