{"id":1129,"date":"2010-09-06T12:26:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1129"},"modified":"2010-09-06T13:06:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T17:06:43","slug":"mojowijo-wants-to-play-dirty-on-the-wii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1129","title":{"rendered":"Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Wii<\/a>My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo<\/a>. \u00a0To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a\u00a0motion\u00a0capturing\u00a0fuckwand. \u00a0Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE\u00a0execution. <\/p>\n

You see the main selling point of the Wii is that its a family friendly unit that can give you interesting gameplay. \u00a0Keyword there is “family friendly”- I’ve played the Wii with my parents, with my grandmother. \u00a0Now why on earth would I want to then attach something to the same device that my grandmother was holding and insert that into my vagina?<\/p>\n

I don’t. \u00a0I really really really don’t.<\/p>\n

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Now to be fair this nifty little device sounds great on paper, one person can be anywhere and enjoy a mutual masturbation session with their honey. \u00a0The device works with bluetooth so you can be in another room or anywhere as long as you have a computer with a bluetooth connection. \u00a0That sounds amazing… if I didn’t have to jam a wiimote in my cooch, a dusty wiimote at that because who has honestly played their Wii since NyxQuest?<\/p>\n

Maybe they should try\u00a0again\u00a0with the move?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Already looks like I should be massaging a clit with it.<\/p>\n\n

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