{"id":116,"date":"2009-03-20T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2009-03-20T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T12:29:00","slug":"i-am-not-dead-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"I am NOT DEAD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p>Sorry I haven&#8217;t been updating like I ussually do, this is my last semester and I had midterms , so  I was really just studying my booty off. I also have a big ass math test on the 13th of April so I&#8217;m obsessing about that.<\/p>\n<p>So what has been going on with me? Well I gave up sex for lent&#8230;. that didn&#8217;t go so well, I made it through so much but temptation was just to much. I ended up going a little to far with a guy in my dorm that I&#8217;m in serious like with.  I feel like I&#8217;m in high school again.  Well, except that none of my high school boyfriends were worth shit, also they couldn&#8217;t sleep over.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sad but not that disappointed in myself , I &#8216;m sure if God was very mad he would have made the sex horrible, but man&#8230; ever heard that song &#8220;Like a Prayer&#8221; by Madonna&#8230;. it was JUST like that.<br \/><center><object height=\"265\" width=\"320\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ro52LgM64MI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/object><\/center><br \/>I&#8217;m spoiled I hate sleeping alone now, I&#8217;m happy that I have someone this great for cuddling >_<\n\nOH YEAH! a new story is comming-  N&#8217;jaila Rhee in&#8230;.. 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