{"id":118,"date":"2009-03-25T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=118"},"modified":"2009-03-25T18:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T23:36:00","slug":"i-feel-like-its-valentines-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"I feel like it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p>Of course I felt like this on V-day:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/ScrDEAF2dII\/AAAAAAAAADk\/n5FFHKza6fc\/s1600-h\/0214092115-00.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/ScrDEAF2dII\/AAAAAAAAADk\/n5FFHKza6fc\/s320\/0214092115-00.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317276783575725186\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>I wrote on the 20th about my break from my lent promise to God, well, I guess it did piss Jesus off.  He hasn&#8217;t talked to me since the 21st. Looks like the ol&#8217; hit it and quit it. Why do men wait a year pretending to be your friend to get into your pants?  That&#8217;s a shitload of effort to throw away in one friggin day.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I&#8217;ll have so much more time to write stories now that I&#8217;m not canoodling like a teenager around the dorm. >:[<\/p>\n<p>Boys suck.<\/p>\n<p>Addendum:<\/p>\n<p>So I just saw him in the lobby and he couldn&#8217;t even look me in the eye, I smiled and told him &#8220;sup&#8221;  (just to rub it his face that I&#8217;m not sitting home boo hooing over him)  and he mumbled something and walked away all pissed. Seriously kid?  Are we back in middle school?<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, its his issue not mine. He can run away from me all he wants becuase I&#8217;m not chasing.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course I felt like this on V-day: I wrote on the 20th about my break from my lent promise to God, well, I guess it did piss Jesus off. He hasn&#8217;t talked to me since the 21st. Looks like the ol&#8217; hit it and quit it. 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