{"id":127,"date":"2009-05-02T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-02T15:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=127"},"modified":"2009-05-02T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T15:09:00","slug":"agent-zero-and-why-ive-been-mia-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Agent Zero and why I’ve been MIA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I made a post a while back about my excitement to see Daniel Henney as Agent Zero in the Wolverine movie. Well I saw the midnight showing…. worst movie EVAR! I’m not even touching what they did to Deadpool. Oh …and dude from the Black Eyed Peas is there for no god damn reason.
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I don’t know why he was even cast in the movie, seeing as Agent Zero was German but whatevs. He only had like 5 lines, and he luaghs about killing old people. He looked hot in the trailer but he looked pretty podgy in the film. The plot of the movie was a hodgpodge of uninteresting crap. It was like they had about 20 scripts couldn’t pick a good one so they just took pages from all of them and shuffled them at random.<\/p>\n

I almost didn’t bothter seeing it becuase freaking MTV Splash Page put his death scene<\/a> online the day before the bloody movie came out! BOO MTV! BOO.<\/p>\n

All in all, thi movie is worthless to everyone, fans and new comers alike. Avoid at all cost.<\/p>\n

I guess I’ll wait for GI Joe and Ninja Assasin to see hot Korean Actors in big US productions that DON’T SUCK.<\/p>\n

As for why the new story isn’t up. I’m not done with it yet. I’m working on the photo shoot and finals. I’m having a lot of stress and I don’t know what I’m going to do. So for all the patient people that have been waiting here’s a tease. An illustrated a cover page of sorts for the new story “The Red Ring of Death”<\/p>\n

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