{"id":1466,"date":"2010-11-19T12:26:53","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T17:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2010-11-22T17:49:57","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T22:49:57","slug":"breaking-up-with-mr-mid-life-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1466","title":{"rendered":"Breaking Up with Mr. Mid-Life Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>My pussy is going on strike. I\u2019ve decided for the remainder of the year to be celibate and continue to be celibate for as long as I can until I find a worthy partner. \u00a0The first step for me was trying to tie up all the loose ends of booty calls and sorta boyfriends of the past that kept popping up trying to get some poon. \u00a0It was taking too long to\u00a0individually\u00a0address them all so I wrote this so I could just send them the link when they come calling.<\/p>\n

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Mr.Mid-life Crisis,<\/strong><\/p>\n

We\u2019ve been seeing each other since I was 14. I\u2019ll admit it was awesome at first; you had your own place, car and bought me cool shit. Sadly, over the years as I\u2019ve grown you have stayed the same.<\/p>\n

Now that I\u2019m part of the working force I can see how meaningless your gifts have been. The exception being that time you sent a year supply of ramen to my dorm room that was and always will be the best gift ever and for that my suite mates and I thank you.<\/p>\n

Looking at our past relationships as an adult its pretty clear that I served only as a distraction from your \u201creal life\u201d as you are a pussy who feels your very ordinary life is so overbearing that it warrants necessary time outs.\u00a0 If you are so miserable, might I suggest changing some shit about your life instead of self-medicating with barely legal and co-ed pussy?<\/p>\n

You see, I don\u2019t want to be your distraction anymore. I don\u2019t want to be your vacation, dirty little secret or fetish fuck. I don\u2019t want to be your anything. I deserve more than you have the capacity to give.<\/p>\n

So with a heavy heart I must tell you to go back to your wife, lover, video game console, other chicks you are fucking because in order for me to finish growing I need you out of the picture.\u00a0 I can no longer under value me by settling for you.<\/p>\n

I wish you well. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll ignore the real world with some new co-ed vagina until she too eventually needs a man that knows how to return affection as well as receive it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure for you it was fun while it lasted.<\/p>\n

Later,<\/p>\n

Jaila<\/p>\n\n

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