{"id":162,"date":"2009-10-26T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T13:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=162"},"modified":"2010-04-18T19:41:58","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T23:41:58","slug":"the-blasian-blues-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"The Blasian Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e90\/rhapsodyinblue5\/sad_panda_day.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 325px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i37.photobucket.com\/albums\/e90\/rhapsodyinblue5\/sad_panda_day.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>I had a great time at the Hell-o-Ween <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">BBW<\/span> Bash on Sunday.   For all of you that didn&#8217;t go ( which is EVERYONE that told me they were going to go)  you missed a really fun time.<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit I was in a piss-y mood for the first 20 <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">mins<\/span> or so.  The promoter introduced me to the bouncer, who was inquiring about my name.  The promoter said, She&#8217;s Black and Korean,  the bouncer started laughing at me.  He guffawed and said ,You ain&#8217;t half nothing you a <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\">regular<\/span> ass black chick.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why people constantly want to remind me that I&#8217;m black. I&#8217;ve never claimed not to be, shit in this instance I never even brought it up, someone else did.   I&#8217;m well aware that I look black. Of course I do. I AM BLACK.  I came from the loins of a black woman.  Why does it surprise people that I don&#8217;t look like a <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\">choco<\/span>-dipped geisha girl.   My mother is a very beautiful dark skinned woman.  I did not get her skin tone, I got my a mix of her and my father.  I do not have stereotypical &#8220;Asian&#8221; eyes. Newsflash neither does my father. His eyes have a fold.<\/p>\n<p>Why do people think I&#8217;m denying my blackness or trying to diminish it by acknowledging who the fuck I am.<\/p>\n<p>So for anyone that ever meets me, please refrain from all forms of this. This means the whole, &#8220;you don&#8217;t look Asian?&#8221; thing too.    I never said I looked Asian motherfuckers. My dad is.  My mother isn&#8217;t.  Should it really be shocking that I look like my Mom?<\/p>\n<p>Do I have to bring a punnet square around with me every bloody place I go so I can explain genes and trait heredity to people?<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2357\" title=\"GO TEAM BLASIAN! Meet Kimi Kang\">GO TEAM BLASIAN! 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