{"id":166,"date":"2009-11-18T19:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T23:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2010-04-18T21:35:26","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T01:35:26","slug":"youre-going-love-eating-this-ass-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"You’re Going LOVE Eating This ASS!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nBecause it’s made of chocolate!<\/p>\n

This little bite of WTF was emailed to me by a reader. The Incredible Edible Anus is made by the chocolatiers of Bisous and it handcrafted out of fine Belgian chocolate. If you order from thier site www.EdibleAnus.com<\/a> ( you just can’t make this shit up) you will receive anuses made of dark, milk and white chocolate. The smallest amount anus you can order is 5 boxes each containing 3 anuses. It will set you back about 60 USD.<\/p>\n

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\nI’m somewhat flabbergasted that there was a large enough demand for candy anus that a company would specialize in them – but in a world of Lolicocks and gummy boobs a chocolate anus doesn’t seem that<\/span> <\/span>weird does it? Ok ,yes it does. Its plenty freaky lol. I wonder if some British bloke is misting himself with a little Vulva<\/a> while rimming one of these coco assholes.<\/span><\/p>\n

For a limited time they are offering a solid silver anus for the low low price of 250 pounds! I guess some people need a paper weight they can finger?<\/p>\n

I was a little put off by this blurb from the site.\"\"<\/a>
\nI guess if your serious about your genital shaped confections you can’t possibly settle for something made by some filthy Chinaman. I’m going to pass on ordering these I’ve got a perfectly edible smack-able chocolate ass of my own.
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