{"id":1940,"date":"2011-06-22T12:58:29","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T16:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2011-06-22T14:54:29","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T18:54:29","slug":"does-my-vagina-offend-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1940","title":{"rendered":"Does My Vagina Offend You?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Porn Star Misty Stone shows off her Fleshlight<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I was\u00a0perusing\u00a0Good Health<\/a> and found a interesting article on the\u00a0origin\u00a0of the Fleshlight. The male\u00a0equivalent\u00a0of the Rabbit. \u00a0Its the sex toy that isn’t creepy anymore. \u00a0The article talks about the quirky family affair that kicked off the invention of the toy by\u00a0Steve Shubin. \u00a0It was pretty awesome, save for lure of the article, stated in the title “How to Market Plastic Vaginas: Don\u2019t Call Them Vaginas<\/a>“. \u00a0 Let me get this\u00a0straight, a disembodied sex organ is cool, as long as you don’t call it by its actual name? \u00a0Ya’ll know you’re supposed to cum in this thing, right?<\/p>\n

Something about the notion that the clinical term for my genitals isn’t good enough for a sex toy makes my twat haz a sad. \u00a0\u201cBut we\u2019re still looking for as wide an audience as possible. We wouldn\u2019t want to offend any one person. The term vagina\u2014like it or dislike it\u2014it can be offensive to some. It can be too clinical to some. But a picture says a thousand words. If you say \u2018lady\u2019 and show a picture of a vagina, the point gets across,” says Shubin according to the article.<\/p>\n

This is a disturbing notion, people are offended by the very thing they slid out of to begin life. \u00a0Obviously I’m not a man, but if I had a penis I would much rather put it in a vagina than a cock\u00a0sleeve, pocket pussy or a stroker. \u00a0Vagina is even a prettier word than, pussy , cunt, cock socket, muff, fur burger, bearded clam, beaver, \u00a0snatch, twat, gash, or the plethora of slang that people have come up with.<\/p>\n

Romantic language speakers should count their lucky stars that we are blessed with words like vagina, labia , vulva and clitoris to describe our precious bits. \u00a0Other language families don’t have it so lucky, would you like to play with your wife’s “scheide” or maybe her “pochva”? Would you get all up in her “indaam nihani”\u00a0Not as poetic.<\/p>\n

I wonder where this seemingly innate fear of vagina came from, and I haven’t seen a more in your face example of man’s queasiness with female genitals since Starship Troopers. \u00a0Its somewhat offensive that a plastic vagina in a fake flashlight case would be called a “Lady”. \u00a0Lady is a word usually used to describe the totality of a woman, her mannerisms, her wit , and poise things you just can’t boil down to ONLY a vagina.<\/p>\n

While I can’t fault Shubin for saying what he said, it just sad that in 2011 what he said is true.<\/p>\n\n

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