{"id":2570,"date":"2012-02-25T20:50:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T01:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2570"},"modified":"2012-02-25T20:53:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T01:53:06","slug":"toy-review-chic-hide-a-vibe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2570","title":{"rendered":"Toy Review: Chic Hide-a-Vibe"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>Today\u2019s review Chic Hide-A-Vibe<\/a> ,\u00a0 it\u2019s very basic vibrator that is designed to be able to be hidden in plain sight. This toy promises to blend into your vanity or desk or wherever you might keep your toiletries. This toy comes in either black with chrome detailing. \u00a0The Hide-a-Vibe comes in what looks like a nondescript perfume bottle or make-up brush case.<\/p>\n

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totally blends in and looks natural on my desk.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I actually had a few people come over to test if anyone would think there was something \u201cfishy\u201d about the Hide-a-Vibe.\u00a0 My boyfriend didn\u2019t notice it\u2026but he also didn\u2019t notice or didn\u2019t say anything about the big old Yellow Peril Dildo that was also on my desk.\u00a0 One of my girls came over and instantly went to the vibe to try to \u201csmell\u201d the perfume because she couldn\u2019t recognize the bottle.\u00a0 So it\u2019s a great cover unless your friends are as nosey as mine.<\/p>\n

This vibe is made of body safe plastic with a smooth almost velvety finish. It runs on only one AA cell. The dial on the bottom controls the intensity, but it doesn\u2019t do much. You have to turn it ever so slowly to get much of an increase there\u2019s not that much difference between low, medium and high. For something running on only one cell I was surprised that it had a bit of power behind it.<\/p>\n

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on\/off and intensity control.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It seems a bit counter intuitive to make a ninja vibe that screams like a wounded samurai.\u00a0\u00a0 I assume this is for someone that just wants to hide the vibe and has the opportunity to use it when no one is around. Everyone is going to know what\u2019s when you turn this little guy on. \u00a0Its almost small enough to be put in the pocket rocket range , but at 4 1\/2 inches long and a sleek 1 inch wide – its not quite there.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Using this toy didn\u2019t have me losing any of my major senses; it provided an okay clitoral orgasm. Nothing all that special and quite frankly I think a good old fashion finger rub would have gotten me off quicker.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/strong>\u00a0Blends into your vanity or suitcase and vibration isn\u2019t weak.<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/strong>\u00a0vibration modes don\u2019t pan out and\u00a0its rather loud.<\/p>\n

Bottom Line:<\/strong>\u00a0 You can hide it in plain sight but this little lady kicks up too much of a racket to be counted as discrete.<\/p>\n

The Chic Hide-A-Vibe<\/a> is a Meh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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