{"id":2597,"date":"2012-03-25T20:33:32","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T00:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2597"},"modified":"2012-03-26T20:54:26","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T00:54:26","slug":"toy-review-10-function-risque-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2597","title":{"rendered":"Toy Review: 10 Function Risque “G”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>This is a review of the 10 Function Risque \u201cG\u201d by California Exotics<\/a>.\u00a0 I\u2019m always looking for that G spot toy that is going to buzz me to glory, I\u2019m going to say this upfront. The Risque \u201cG\u201d is not that toy.\u00a0 I\u2019m beginning to think that my gspot only works with organic material because this little guy did nada for it.\u00a0 That\u2019s not saying that his is a useless toy though.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The Risque G<\/a> is a slim toy, a sneeze shy of 6 inches long and only 3\/4th<\/sup> of an inch wide with a satin finish, it boasts 10 functions but its really 4 vibration settings at two different intensities.\u00a0 One neat this vibe does is that it remembers where you left off\u2026 if you can figure out how to turn the darn thing off.\u00a0 It only has one button for all controls. You have to hold it down for a few seconds for it to turn off and if you don\u2019t move your finger off the button at the right time it doesn\u2019t turn off it just goes to the next vibration pattern.\u00a0 If there\u2019s one thing you don\u2019t want in a vibe is one that you have to wait to turn off. I can see the potential social awkwardness that could ensue.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s one of the major drawbacks of this toy. Not all women are made the same everyone has their own anatomy. For me this toy would have to be almost an inch shorter and the flexible clit stimulator elongated but maybe a half centimeter.\u00a0 Of course that flap really didn\u2019t have much going for it.\u00a0 Because it didn\u2019t have its own vibration is was extremely weak as a clitoral stimulator.\u00a0 The vibration of the main body is not too strong, which is fine for me as I\u2019m not a fan of over powered vibes. \u00a0Unfortunately the vibration doesn\u2019t really go to the target.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Like the Fonzie<\/a> I reviewed before the tip is where the vibration should be, but the motor is in the base. So your labia gets more of the umph . There is an added bonus that you get a bit of the thrill in the spots that makes anal fun.\u00a0 I actually think this toy would be better for anal. Its thin smooth and the vibration at the base would feel awesome and the little bend could stimulate the prostate.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not going to sugarcoat it\u2026 this toy didn\u2019t make me cum on its own. I finished myself off with my wand vibe; I didn\u2019t feel g spot stimulation or clitoral stimulation. \u00a0This toy didn\u2019t live up to any of its expectations.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/strong>\u00a0easy to clean , slim and looks like a pimp cane. The guys would love it.<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/strong>\u00a0Runs on AAA batteries (fuck those) , Vibration doesn\u2019t reach target, vibration modes don\u2019t pan out<\/p>\n

Bottom Line:<\/strong>\u00a0 The little guy is a Meh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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