{"id":281,"date":"2010-01-11T13:54:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T18:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2025-10-09T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T04:30:23","slug":"meet-the-aston-martin-of-pleasure-objects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"Meet the Aston Martin of Pleasure Objects."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’ve been looking for quality products to review after I was introduced to a myriad of new toy companies and in my search for the best and more interesting \u00a0I made a jaw dropping discovery. \u00a0The most\u00a0expensive collection of sex toys ever created.<\/p>\n

The Swedish made Lelo Luxe \u00a0collection of “pleasure objects” together cost more than a semester of my college education, more than my brother’s car and \u00a0triple \u00a0the average cost of breast augmentation in the US ($6,598 \u00a0USD according to realself.com)<\/p>\n

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The collection consists of the $1500\u00a0 a clitoral stimulator, the $7900\u00a0 G-spot stimulator , the $990\u00a0 the prostate stimulator ( which comes with matching cuff links) , and the most expensive vibrating dildo ever created the $ 10, 500\u00a0. \u00a0Collectively\u00a0a whopping $20,890 not counting shipping and\u00a0handling.<\/p>\n

These are not your mama’s vibrator, unless your mama is some kind of duchess or one of Donald Trump’s exes. \u00a0Lelo has always been known for their whisper quiet \u00a0high quality \u00a0products, but the Luxe line really takes the cake when it comes to sexual opulence. According to Lelo.com the com:<\/p>\n

The most luxurious vibrators and massagers in the world, arriving on a satin pillow in an exclusive wooden box, ready for truly special users. All are crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold plate, materials that offer exciting prospects for those inclined to the sensual use of temperature.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s right, those 14K gold\u00a0earrings\u00a0you got your lady are of poorer quality than something designed to tickle a g-spot or prostate. \u00a0Hell, \u00a0my brother’s used car didn’t cost as much as the Inez alone. \u00a0 Not only are these items\u00a0haute\u00a0couture for sex they were even displayed in an art exhibition “Sensuality and Design” \u00a0at the Fuori Salone in Milan in 2009. \u00a0 Let’s see your Fleshlight pull that off.<\/p>\n

The only way I’d do porn was if \u00a0I got to use the golden Inez , sure I’d be penetrated on camera – BUT WITH A GOLDEN GODDAMNED DILDO. \u00a0 I’m wondering how long it takes for rappers to start\u00a0bragging\u00a0about owning one of these \u00a0gems.<\/p>\n\n

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