{"id":2945,"date":"2012-06-25T19:19:32","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T23:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2945"},"modified":"2012-07-02T19:51:33","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T23:51:33","slug":"toy-review-lia-pleaser-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2945","title":{"rendered":"Toy Review – Lia Pleaser 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>This is the Lia Pleaser 2<\/a> \u00a0it looks like a\u00a0octopus leg. \u00a0There’s really no getting around it. If you are going to fuck yourself with the Lia Pleaser 2 you have to make peace with the fact \u00a0you and maybe a partner will be giving your vaggoo the once around with sea creature appendage. \u00a0Tentacles\u00a0aren’t for unsuspecting Japanese teenagers anymore!\u00a0<\/p>\n

The Lia Pleaser 2 not to be confused with the Lia Teaser<\/a> \u00a0is about 6 1\/4 inches long and a slim inch and a half thick. \u00a0The packaging boast a\u00a0extreme\u00a0power motor but the vibration is what you might expect from a toy operated with 2 AA batteries. \u00a0The contours of the vibe add more visually than actual sexual\u00a0pleasure. \u00a0The three “suckers” \u00a0or raised circles don’t add much stimulation. \u00a0The body of the toy is VERY smooth to the touch and made out of\u00a0hypoallergenic silicone. All the other parts a ABS plastic which means thanks to the o ring in the battery compartment that this toy is 100% waterproof and shower safe.<\/p>\n

I do like the two sided button\u00a0controls, the front turns the toy on and off and the back controls vibration. \u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Obviously the thought of an octopus or squid\u00a0tentacle\u00a0banging me turns my stomach. \u00a0I realize that these see creatures have been staring in the erotic thoughts of \u00a0humans for centuries.\u00a0Apparently\u00a0a few hundred years ago a fisherman looked at the limp dead\u00a0carcass\u00a0of a see creature and was like – “my wife would totally cream off that”. \u00a0As a girl that grew up watching National Geographics I happen to know that octopus sex is even worst than human sex. Did you know that most males of the species lose their dick? They can’t bang again until they grow a WHOLE NEW DICK<\/a>? \u00a0Its not picnic for the ladies either, once she gets knocked up she\u00a0guards\u00a0her babies night at day…not even eating. So she usually starves to death as her ingrate kids swim away to get eaten by a seal or something.<\/p>\n

Yes, this is why nerds can’t enjoy the\u00a0weird\u00a0toys<\/a>. \u00a0If just bums us out thinking about how lame it is for\u00a0octopuses. \u00a0Of course after a round or two of some serious deep dicking from a trusted play partner even my hardcore dork mind can let go and have some fun. \u00a0This toy CAN be very fun. The shape makes it a adept probe and the vibration carries throughout the entire shaft of the toy making it a nice on the\u00a0clitoris\u00a0and labia.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/strong>\u00a0Water-proof, solid vibration, fun probe<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/strong>\u00a0 I would be more comfortable using it if I looked like this\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Bottom Line:<\/strong>\u00a0 The little guy is a Honorable Meh?.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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