{"id":3354,"date":"2013-08-14T13:33:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T17:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=3354"},"modified":"2013-08-16T10:28:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T14:28:14","slug":"a-sad-day-for-my-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=3354","title":{"rendered":"A Sad Day for My Vagina"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3356\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3356\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/John-Cho-Kal-Penn_l.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3356\" alt=\"&quot;My kid's half Latino, Asshole&quot;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/John-Cho-Kal-Penn_l.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/John-Cho-Kal-Penn_l.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/John-Cho-Kal-Penn_l.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3356\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;My kid is half Latino, Asshole&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Twitter is where your childhood and celebrity crushes go to die, resurrect like Romero zombie and bite you right in the feels. \u00a0When Kal Penn came out as a supporter of NYC&#8217;s Stop and Frisk and the racist ideology behind it I was forced to give up my teenaged dreams of him one day touching my heart and dick punching my cervix.<\/p>\n<p>My reaction to his tweets, were emotional to say the least. \u00a0I invite you to the theatre of my mind as I went through al the stages of grief when your shows his ass as a bigot apologist. 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