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The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men<\/h1>\n

Part Two<\/h4>\n

Who\u2019s Pussy Is This?<\/h1>\n

Masturbation happens its been happening since the evolution of complex sexual creatures. Humans do it, dolphins, chimps and a plethora of other animals. \u00a0Despite it being a completely natural and healthy occurrence thanks to those wacky repressed Victorians and a few bible verses most of the western world has shunned touching themselves.<\/p>\n

In the bible God strikes down Onan for spilling his seed on the ground.\u00a0 He\u2019s the twat that ruined jerking off for everyone, according some interpretations.\u00a0\u00a0 For the better part of the last few centuries people actually called masturbation \u201conanism\u201d<\/p>\n

The idea that a man spilling his seed was a sin wasn\u2019t enough for Victorians of course, as Roy J. Levin wrote in the British Association for Sexual and Relationship Therapy<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026Semen was thought to play a special role in the economy of the body, claims that one ounce (33 grams) of semen lost being the equivalent of the loss of 40 ounces (one and a third kilograms!) of blood, so that its wasteful dissipation by masturbation was held to create a disequilibrium leading to malady and disease.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You may be thinking what does this have to do with women and vibrators?\u00a0 Well you see if masturbation for men was lethal, it couldn\u2019t be expected that virtuous Victorian women get all the fun. Female masturbation was said to cause \u201cjaundice, menstrual derangements, epileptic \ufb01ts, enuresis, unchastity of speech while its practice would facilitate the pathway to sodomy.\u201d\u00a0 Levin also writes that female masturbation was also thought to cause hysteria, which they cured with MASTURBATION!<\/p>\n

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Curing AND giving herself Hysteria<\/h5>\n

Of course this was male designated masturbation, even if performed by a midwife, the message was clear, a male sanction orgasm was a medical miracle while a female created orgasm made you an epileptic whore.<\/p>\n

Remember when I mentioned in part one, that vibrators as a medical device went out of fashion? Well that had a great deal to do with the man that went out of his way to convince everybody that they wanted to fuck their parents. Yep , Mr. Father-of-Modern-Psychology himself Sigmund Freud.<\/p>\n

Freud \u00a0had the grand idea that women had two kinds of orgasms – one good, one immature. Orgasms derived from clitoral orgasm (usually from masturbation or manipulation by a partner) were considered inferior to G spot or vaginal orgasms.\u00a0\u00a0 Vaginal orgasms caused by a penis were the correct mature and feminine orgasm. So a generation of women were raised to believe what men always wanted to hear, any orgasm they give themselves, was inferior to the one a man gives her.<\/p>\n

\"Because<\/h5>\n
Because some men need a fucking map, There they are, G-spot and Clitoris memorize this!<\/h5>\n

In this is basis of male angst when it comes to vibrators.\u00a0\u00a0 A vibrator can stimulate the clitoris as well as the g spot, giving a woman an incredible orgasm they are frankly intimidated by.\u00a0 For the entirety of western civilization men had control of a woman\u2019s orgasm.\u00a0 Before vibrators most sexual toys were phallic, with the advent of vibrators women could use devices with or without penetration.\u00a0 Finally orgasm without penetration and without sanction of masculine penetration are being massed produced and its making men antsy.<\/p>\n

Freud was challenged by the Kinsey <\/a>report which is a lot closer to how American are actually fucking, as it was collected by taking the sexual survey of thousands and not what some German mother fucker thought up in his lonely office.\u00a0\u00a0 Of course Kinsey was writing for scholarly journals so most people have never even heard of the report let alone read it.\u00a0 So the fear of super orgasm reigns supreme.<\/p>\n

If I can talk to all the men that have an overwhelming fear of vibrators and their superior orgasms, remember this. It\u2019s her pussy. Whenever a woman opens up and invites you into her pussy and let\u2019s you witness her glorious orgasm feel flattered.\u00a0 Not only is a female still ready to go after an orgasm its easier to achieve another one.<\/p>\n

If you are so intimidated by a dual orgasm, start giving them instead of just relying on toys. Use positions that allow for clitoral stimulation with your hands, explore her vagina with your fingers during cunniligus .\u00a0\u00a0 There are a myriad of things a human being can do that a vibrator simply cannot and I\u2019m not talking about killing spiders and lifting heavy furniture.<\/p>\n

Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl\u2019s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her.\u00a0 There\u2019s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention.<\/p>\n

The vast majority of women will never have a vaginal orgasm, to ask us to sign our pussies over to man in hopes that solely penetration of if not only selfish but insane. So embrace the vibrator, it is not your enemy but your ally.<\/p>\n

So the next time you stumble on your girlfriend\u2019s toy box, chill.\u00a0 It\u2019s her fucking pussy anyway.<\/p>\n

For more information check out :<\/p>\n

Religous Tolerance.org <\/a><\/p>\n

Hitched.com : The Orgasm Debate <\/a><\/p>\n

<\/a>Sexual and Relationship Therapy an Academic Journal.<\/p>\n\n

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