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Unless you’ve lived under a rock or just awoke from a sitcom coma you fell into January 2015 you’ve heard of\u00a0Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. The surprise broadway sensation based on a mix tape inspired by Ron Chernow’s biography of Alexander Hamilton recently won 11 Tony’s, a Pulitzer and a Grammy. \u00a0Since we live in a the darkest timeline anything getting this much media buzz gets a porn “parody” treatment.<\/p>\n

The same studio that brought us Strokemon, Assventure Time and Fap to the Future announced on today that they will be releasing Hamiltoe, a XXX porn parody. \u00a0WoodRocket projects the feature will d\u00e9but on their site in August.\u00a0The mastermind behind woodrocket.com, Lee Roy Myers, says,\u00a0\u201cHamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex.\u201d<\/p>\n

Yeah, same guy that wrote the music for this.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>Hamiltoe will be directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones), written by comedian Eitan Levine (Elite Daily), produced by Seth’s Beard (Strok\u00e9mon), featuring music by D-Squared (Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles).<\/p>\n

The feature is still being cast so\u00a0it’s too early to tell if Myers will \u00a0include as diverse a cast as the parody’s source material. \u00a0I’m not going hold my breath, this is the same site that made an all female Archer porn parody <\/a>photo shoot with a white Lana and a skinny non-coked up Pam. Hopefully this will turn out better than the Walking Dead Parody<\/a>\u00a0and awkward white rap aside hope its better than the Glee parody.<\/p>\n

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