{"id":386,"date":"2010-04-02T15:06:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T19:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2025-10-09T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T06:54:56","slug":"so-not-everyone-was-happy-being-an-april-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"So not everyone was happy being an April Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p>So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool&#8217;s day joke. My cell was\u00a0ringing\u00a0off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin&#8217;d at least 140 people. \u00a0While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse. \u00a0I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is\u00a0disappointed\u00a0that there&#8217;s no porn.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Since I can&#8217;t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two. \u00a0 \u00a0So \u00a0below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve!<!--more-->\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So there you go and sorry if you were mad about the\u00a0spinning\u00a0dicks, cake farts or the Tokyo Tribe Death by Fat Man&#8217;s Penis.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Muaaah!,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">N&#8217;Jaila<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2259\" title=\"Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic \">Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic <\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1807\" title=\"Toy Review: Pink Rotator \">Toy Review: Pink Rotator <\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1566\" title=\"Sexy Holiday Gift Guide\">Sexy Holiday Gift Guide<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=1341\" title=\"I&#8217;ll Be Tweeting from EXXXOTICA LIVE!\">I&#8217;ll Be Tweeting from EXXXOTICA LIVE!<\/a><\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool&#8217;s day joke. 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