{"id":65,"date":"2009-10-15T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2010-04-18T19:55:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T23:55:30","slug":"i-finally-got-my-blow-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"I FINALLY GOT MY BLOW GUARD!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<p>One of the products I was really excited about from <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">Exxxotica<\/span> NY was the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">Blow Guard<\/span>, its a handy little gadget that is designed to pleasure men and women.  My brother just called me to tell me mine finally arrived in the mail. \ud83d\ude00<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/SteN99EgC4I\/AAAAAAAAAJA\/7vNEx9ezvXs\/s1600-h\/IMG_0578.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/SteN99EgC4I\/AAAAAAAAAJA\/7vNEx9ezvXs\/s320\/IMG_0578.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392935174304435074\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Hopefully me and <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\">Boobear<\/span> can get together soon and test it out. If all goes well I&#8217;m going to have to pick up a few more vibrating bullets next time I&#8217;m at Romantic Depot. :3<\/p>\n<p>I also wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been sending me emails. Right now I don&#8217;t have any pictures to send you but I&#8217;m working  on getting some.   Don&#8217;t miss the chance to see me in NYC for <a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytchblog.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/want-to-see-me-live-mark-your-calendars.html\">Hell-O-Ween Havoc.   <\/a>   <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be posting more of my Works In Progress (<span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\">WIP<\/span>) once I type them up, I have a hour and a half commute and I write on the train, sometimes I get a little lazy with typing.  If you are angry about the lack of new stories feel free to get on my ass about it!<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=3648\" title=\"Toy Review:  Womanizer W100\">Toy Review:  Womanizer W100<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2695\" title=\"Toy Review: Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2\">Toy Review: Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2570\" title=\"Toy Review: Chic Hide-a-Vibe\">Toy Review: Chic Hide-a-Vibe<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=2563\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the products I was really excited about from Exxxotica NY was the Blow Guard, its a handy little gadget that is designed to pleasure men and women. My brother just called me to tell me mine finally arrived in the mail. \ud83d\ude00Hopefully me and Boobear can get together soon and test it out. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=65\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I FINALLY GOT MY BLOW GUARD!!!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,15,19],"tags":[37,533,32,118],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exxotica","category-sex-toy-review","category-wip","tag-erotica","tag-sex-toy-review","tag-sex-toys","tag-work-in-progress"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3q1hr-13","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}