{"id":698,"date":"2010-06-21T14:46:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T18:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=698"},"modified":"2025-10-09T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T03:33:50","slug":"got-a-party-in-your-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Got a Party in Your Pants?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Well now you can finally enjoy appropriate lighting…<\/p>\n

IN YOUR PANTS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Yes , that’s a strobe light for your booty. \u00a0This German item can be found here<\/a> and for around $223 it can be all yours! \u00a0 I’m not exactly sure why someone was convinced that it was inevitable to merge the worlds of anal plugs and festive lighting , but by God they have so who am I to question it. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

What I really love is the sales pitch: <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Okay first off… this will <\/span>not be eye catching at EVERY<\/em> party, I’m pretty sure no one will be impressed with your butt light shenanigans at Grandma Johnson’s retirement party. As for the parties where this kind of thing would be\u00a0appropriate, I’m kinda miffed that I never get invited to them, then\u00a0again\u00a0I’m sure they smell like broken dreams and booty lube. \u00a0I bet they could have used a few at this<\/a> party. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Secondly, \u00a0that whole \u00a0this is SO comfortable angle irks me. \u00a0They have a model with a 125 mm in diameter , I don’t know about you but having anything\u00a0stretch\u00a0my asshole 5 inches sounds like a major ouchie. \u00a0Of course the butt light model seems calm and cool \u00a0so maybe they’re telling the truth. \u00a0I can tell by her hands on ass\u00a0approach\u00a0that she’s a ass\u00a0stretch\u00a0professional.<\/p>\n

\"What<\/a>Was your mind blown by that? Well you should see the OTHER promotional shot they used on the site.<\/p>\n

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I’m kinda torn by this picture , while I’m all for finding practical uses for sex toys…. I can’t imagine why Sensible Businessman here \u00a0wouldn’t just get a cheaper less ass oriented lamp. I got a lamp at Ikea for 12 bucks, this ass light is over 200 and that’s not even counting the hooker.<\/p>\n

Now if \u00a0you are all for ass\u00a0stretching… but don’t like the in-your-face-showboating of a strobelight, another company makes a less “Hey look at me version”. You can still be the life of the “let’s put stuff in our butt” party with these<\/p>\n

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The much cheaper version at only $70 \u00a0can be found and I suggest you stop by because the product reviews are hilarious. \u00a0I also love that these are Extreme Anal Jewelry! \u00a0So when you wanna do a kick flip and drink some mountain dew, while also having something very pretty up your bum EXTREME anal\u00a0jewelry\u00a0will have you covered.<\/p>\n\n

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