{"id":721,"date":"2010-06-24T10:57:47","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T14:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=721"},"modified":"2010-06-24T11:03:51","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T15:03:51","slug":"the-most-awesome-pussy-toy-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"The Most Awesome Pussy Toy Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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But for actual pussies, like the type that go “meow” \u00a0and take naps on your black dress while you \u00a0shower before a date. \u00a0 This is the Human Centipede cat toy <\/a>, and for $100 it can be yours. \u00a0If you think that’s a little steep you have to realize that only 7 of these are in\u00a0existence.<\/p>\n

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If you aren’t familiar with the concept of the Human Centipede , here is a trailer of the film.
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Just about as fun as a barrel of\u00a0monkeys! \u00a0You know those monkeys that rip people’s faces off. \u00a0 After watching this movie, you’ll never look at Ass to Mouth the same\u00a0again! \u00a0Well actually I did, it was nasty before I watched it and just as nasty after.<\/p>\n

But now your kitty can play with the Human Centipede the way that crazy German plays God!<\/p>\n

Shout out to my cutie-pie James who sent this product to me on Facebook.<\/p>\n

ps we should make out sometime.<\/h6>\n\n
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