{"id":82,"date":"2009-12-19T16:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T16:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2025-10-09T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T16:21:00","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to ME!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"5576db7a7c7e3386c4a1c431cd35b6c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vibrant-vibes.com\/Vibrators\/Luxury?a=Vibrant-vibes&cid=257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blasianbytch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/luxury_items_714x239.jpg?w=840\"\/><\/a><br>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">MY B-DAY WISH LIST<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Today marks the anniversary of me coming bursting out my mommy and into the world.  Well actually I slept through my own birth.  They had to wake me up haha. I wonder what that says about me.<\/p>\n<p>So here is my birthday wish list, I as the pros on Twitter  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/JaylaStarr\/\">@JaylaStarr<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kyannalee\">@kyannalee<\/a>  and <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kimoraklein\/\">@kimoraklein<\/a>  what sex toy should I review next and here is what they suggested.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">From  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/lovekyanna\">Kyannalee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/Sy0sJvWXzJI\/AAAAAAAAALg\/UMdYCwuD6RI\/s1600-h\/49917755.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 242px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/Sy0sJvWXzJI\/AAAAAAAAALg\/UMdYCwuD6RI\/s320\/49917755.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417034472637320338\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/Sy0sJvWXzJI\/AAAAAAAAALg\/UMdYCwuD6RI\/s1600-h\/49917755.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;@BlasianBytch I&#8217;m more of a clitoris type of girl, I love my pocket rocket!!!!!&#8221; &#8220;<br \/>Its a toy that focuses on the clitoris, a classic I&#8217;ve never tries for myself. It can be purchased <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/kimoraklein.com\/blog\/\">Kimora Klein<\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/Sy1cWUxss_I\/AAAAAAAAALo\/rOEkXlY1Bqg\/s1600-h\/Njoy%2BEleven%2BDildo%2BSex%2BToy.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 179px; height: 236px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_jjnEDNE77ko\/Sy1cWUxss_I\/AAAAAAAAALo\/rOEkXlY1Bqg\/s320\/Njoy%2BEleven%2BDildo%2BSex%2BToy.jpeg?w=840\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417087465400611826\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;@BlasianBytch Anything made by njoy!!&#8221;<br \/>I had never heard anything about this company or its products but after a little research this green sex toy company has an impressive line of toys.  The above looking VERY promising.  Purchase it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holisticwisdom.com\/njoy-eleven-dildo.htm\">here <\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/jaylastarr.com\/\">Jayla Starr<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/vibrating-toys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/we-vibe-personal-massager.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 228px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/vibrating-toys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/we-vibe-personal-massager.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;@BlasianBytch hitachi&#8230;&#8230; we vibe&#8221;<br \/> I&#8217;m gonna be honest that thing looks scary lol but I&#8217;ll try it!  It can be purchased <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/We-Vibe-Personal-Massager\/dp\/B001I45OEO\">here<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now all these toys cost well over what a newly graduated sex blogger can afford so this is my birthday wish list.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div><h3 class='related_post_title'>These Might Tickle Your Fancy:<\/h3><ul class='related_post'><li>No Related Posts<\/li><\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY B-DAY WISH LIST Today marks the anniversary of me coming bursting out my mommy and into the world. Well actually I slept through my own birth. They had to wake me up haha. I wonder what that says about me. So here is my birthday wish list, I as the pros on Twitter @JaylaStarr &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/?p=82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Birthday to ME!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donate","category-sex-toy-review","category-sexy-dames"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3q1hr-1k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blasianbytch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}