My favorite Vanilla Hapa is breaking into American films! I’m so happy. My favorite chocolate Hapa is Will Demps, who is maybe the sexiest man alive maybe ever.
When I was younger I wanted to go to Korea and become a pop star like Krystal K , but …then I got fat , then I got fatter, even now as I’m sliming down I know there’s no place for G cup breasts and dark brown skin in the world of K-pop. They ain’t ready for the round brown thickness.
Maybe I should do a set of celebrity fantasy stories? Would you guys like that? Leave A comment and tell me what you think!