Toy Reviews


A collection of every toy review I’ve done.  For companies that would like me to review their products you can email me at BlasianBytch@blasianbytch.com


Best of the Best

These toys are like getting a hummer from Christ himself while the devil massages your feet and God makes you a Mimosa. I highly recommend these toys, so much so I’ve looked into the legality of a human/vibrator marriage. They achieved the coveted status of “Toyfriend”.


Honorable Mention

These toys might not have had me having out of body experiences but get the job done. I would recommend but recognize their short comings.

Meh

These toys were Meh – to garbage truck juice.  I wouldn’t reccomend


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