A collection of every toy review I’ve done. For companies that would like me to review their products you can email me at BlasianBytch@blasianbytch.com
Best of the Best
These toys are like getting a hummer from Christ himself while the devil massages your feet and God makes you a Mimosa. I highly recommend these toys, so much so I’ve looked into the legality of a human/vibrator marriage. They achieved the coveted status of “Toyfriend”.
These toys might not have had me having out of body experiences but get the job done. I would recommend but recognize their short comings.
- Flexi Risque Ripple Purple
- 10-Function Pure Skin Stud
- Lia Teaser 1
- Pink Rotator
- Fleur De Lis Silicone Seduction
- Screaming O Fing-O
- The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator
- Fairy Wand
These toys were Meh – to garbage truck juice. I wouldn’t reccomend