You might be shocked to know that I had a great Valentine’s weekend. What got me to stop singing the blues? Well, I had the chance to really get to know the latest addition to my toy box, the Liv from Lelo Pleasure Objects and seriously it turned my frown upside down.
Though it arrived well before Valentine’s Day, I didn’t really get to see its full potential until V-day weekend. With the Liv everyday is Valentine’s Day.
I’ve always been curious about higher end sex toys, but never thought they were really worth the price, why pay 109 dollars to cum when you can pay 19.99 and cum just fine. Then I tried the Liv and I came so hard that I was deaf for 2 hours.
I’ll type that again, so you can read it slowly. I came SO HARD that I was DEAF for 2 hours. Experiencing the Liv is like having mimosas with God while the devil gives you a foot massage.
As you can see from the un-boxing video, the toy itself is kind of on the small side. The Lelo website does have its measurements on the site but for some reason I was just expecting something bigger. As pleasing at it was to the eye I couldn’t help but think, “Uh, where’s the rest of it?”
The weirdest thing happened when I slid it in me for the first time, it just felt bigger. I felt like Jack Black in Shallow Hal, trying to figure how something so tiny was suddenly so big. Thanks to the curves and the comfortable silicone coating it really felt like I had a thick cock in me and not a mere inch or so of thickness. It certainly mimicked the feeling if having a cock in you in a way no toy ever has before.
Other then the great textile experience the vibration is also exceptional. While not the most powerful vibrator its well balanced and you really feel in control of the intensity. The Liv increases vibration by holding down a button so the increments aren’t preset. So you can find just the right vibration with each of the 5 vibration patterns. The preset vibration patterns really make this toy worth it.
Few toys can tease you the way this one can, my favorite vibration patter was the slow building pulse. It added just something plain special and the orgasm it produced was pretty mind blowing.
The Live is also one of the most quiet toys I’ve ever used, once inserted its virtually silent. My cell phone vibrate is louder.
The only downside is the need to charge the Liv for 2 hours before you use it. Most people don’t like to schedule their diddle sessions, luckily the toy holds its charge for 90 days! So you can charge the toy and have a few good times before having to recharge.
This is also a toy that you need to buy sanitizing wipes for, it is not waterproof, so no shower play and you can’t just wash it under the faucet. I’m a fan of wipes but a moist towel can also do the trick.
I’ve never experienced a better toy, while it would be better if I could play in the shower its not enough of a downside for me not recommend. I proudly endorse this toy.
To purchase the Liv and see for yourself look here