Category: Sex toy Review

Toy Review: Womanizer W100

[pullquote][/pullquote] Whew, It’s been a while since I’ve found a product that got me excited enough to want to review it. I was fortunate enough to be contacted by EPI24 to try out their product. What interested me most about the product was their PleasureAir technology that promised a new way to stimulate and produce multiple orgasms. Unfortunate name aside I couldn’t wait to give the Womanizer a try.

You can watch my unboxing and first reaction after the jump.  Continue reading “Toy Review: Womanizer W100”

Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.

This isn't another Beyoncé think piece, this is a thinly veiled excuse to think about expensive things sliding in and out of Beyoncé.
This isn’t another Beyoncé think piece, it’s a thinly veiled excuse to think about expensive things sliding in and out of Beyoncé.

Folks are clutching their pearls after married adult Beyoncé allegedly spent over $6,000 USD on Boxing Day at sex shop Babeland New York.  Let me tell you, its REALLY easy to drop term bill or two there. Personally I love Babeland, they’re the only brick and mortar sex shop I recommend in my area, I also know that while welcoming to beginners it’s a candy shop for those of us with genitals that require nothing but the best.

As I wrote before every industry has its luxury items, sex toys are no different. If you’re Beyoncé are you going to settle for Kia Sport of vibrators or an Ashton Martin?  Exactly. How far could six grand take you? Well the express lane, I’m talking maybe 10 items or less. Here’s 3 dream baskets for Mrs and Mr. Carter Knowles. Continue reading “Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.”

Toy Review: Rock Chick

IMAG0379I’ve tried a lot of different pleasure objects and I always wanted  to try hands-free vibrators.  There’s a certain appeal to being able to orgasm without all that carpal tunnel fears f’n up your steeze. So the Rock Chick by Rocks-off seems to be a breath of fresh air.  Continue reading “Toy Review: Rock Chick”

I was mentioned in The Pleasurists again!

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Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product contests, giveways, and sex toy reviews that were posted and submitted approximately between June 10th and June 24th. If you like what you see consider following the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates on further editions.

Did you miss edition 179? Read it all here. Do you have a review for edition 181? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday June 17th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time.

*Pleasurists also accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

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Toy Review: Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2

This month’s toy is the Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2, its an update of the more basic  Wild Orgams Wild Orchid Vibe.  This is not Charlotte’s rabbit, this is the rabbit that bend you over the sink in the dingy bathroom in the middle of a punk show.  Its won’t be gentle and you shouldn’t want it any other way.  This is a interesting toy with a lot going on with it so let me give you the skinny.  Continue reading “Toy Review: Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2”

Toy Review: Flexi Risque Ripple

It felt like it was fated to be when I got my test toy this month. You might remember that I gave up anal for Lent, while it was half in jest I kept my promise. It was a bit harder than I thought all of a sudden a  lover that had zero interest in experimenting with anal were downright begging for it.  I was a good girl and told him he had to wait.  I would not be letting Jesus down just for a few moments of hot illicit butthole pleasuring.  When I opened up this package to find a vibrating anal toy. Continue reading “Toy Review: Flexi Risque Ripple”

Toy Review: 10 Function Risque “G”

This is a review of the 10 Function Risque “G” by California Exotics.  I’m always looking for that G spot toy that is going to buzz me to glory, I’m going to say this upfront. The Risque “G” is not that toy.  I’m beginning to think that my gspot only works with organic material because this little guy did nada for it.  That’s not saying that his is a useless toy though. Continue reading “Toy Review: 10 Function Risque “G””

Tickle My Tush: Mild to Wild Anal Play Adventures for Everybooty

I gave up three things for lent this year.  Usually I do this so I can have one thing that actually went without for 40 days if I fail on the other two.  This year I went for a challenge. I gave up chocolate, booze and anal sex.  Originally intended as my failsafe Anal has been kinda on my mind lately.  Not just because GayTube.com is bookmarked on my phone- I was recommended a pretty awesome book on doing the do up the donk. Dr. Sadie Allison’s Tickle My Tush: Mild to Wild Analplay Adventures for Everybooty.

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Toy Review: Chic Hide-a-Vibe

Today’s review Chic Hide-A-Vibe ,  it’s very basic vibrator that is designed to be able to be hidden in plain sight. This toy promises to blend into your vanity or desk or wherever you might keep your toiletries. This toy comes in either black with chrome detailing.  The Hide-a-Vibe comes in what looks like a nondescript perfume bottle or make-up brush case.

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Once again I was featured in the Pleasurists and wanted to share the rest of the edition with you. 

 

Courtesy of Ruffled Sheets*Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 167? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 170? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 26th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here. Continue reading “”

Toy Review: Pink Inspire with attachments

I have to admit I wasn’t expecting much from the Pink Inspire its just so dang tiny. The massager itself is only 7 ½ inches long and a slim 1 ½ inches wide, the double prong attachment adds 2 ½ long and 1 ¼ wide, the three pronged attachment is 3 ¾ inches tall and 4 inches wide. That might sound large but this is a a wand massager its supposed to be super powerful and versatile , they are also usually the size of a toddler’s femur. I didn’t think think there was anyway that science could get all that power in this little toy. Being the woman I am – always looking for new and exciting ways to fuck myself- I powered it up low expectations be damned. Oh how the curling of toes and speaking in tongues commenced. Continue reading “Toy Review: Pink Inspire with attachments”

I’m in The Pleasurists!

I submitted my Review of the Lia 1 and it was accepted check out this issue.

 

Photo courtesy of Blacksilk*Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 162? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 164? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday January 15th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

*Pleasurists just started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

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Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic

This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud , its my first exposure to a toy like this, its a super squishy “real skin” vibrating dong. Its about 8 inches long with about 5 1/2 inches of insertable surface.  This is the “ivory”  color and it also comes in “brown“.  The toy’s base holds its controls and the vibration mechanism.  The controls were thankfully created with self use in mind because unlike many other toys the controls face up so you can ergonomically control while you play. This toy requires 2 AA batteries and is waterproof.

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Toy Review: Fleur De Lis silicone seduction – traditional vibrator

There’s a lot to be said for simplicity. While some vibrators try to win you over with bells and whistles I’ve found that when manufacturers but their all into executing a simple concept the results can be phenomenal. This is very much the case for the Fluer De Lis Silicone seduction. Continue reading “Toy Review: Fleur De Lis silicone seduction – traditional vibrator”

Toy Review: Fonzie

Today’s review is of feelztoys G spot vibrator Fonzie,  it’s a dual action vibrator Fonzie.  It seems the only spot more controversial than the G-spot is Dokdo Islands.  Who does it belong to, is it even there’s been an argument about it sine the day Dr. Ernst Grafenberg published his first papers on how the urethra might play a role in female orgasm and ejaculation.  I have to admit I’ve been somewhat on the fence on the subject myself.

My hope was that the Fonzie was going to be a revelation.  I used to be one of those people that thought that the G-spot was an antifeminist conspiracy to promote vaginal orgasms through penetration.  Of course I thought this before I’ve had any type of orgasm. I started to rethink my stance once I finally got fingered right.  Sometimes fingers can do more than sex toys can.  Continue reading “Toy Review: Fonzie”

Toy Review: Fairy Wand Massager

I present the Fairy Wand Massager. This toy is kicking it old school.  It’s a wand massager that plugs into the wall!  Back in my pre-toy acceptance days I based my rejection of sex toys on one awkward experience with a vibrating want.

You see my Dad is an engineer, and was general fixers of all things broken.  Growing up he always had a workstation full of power tools. Those High Power tools that every three-year-old couldn’t resist trying playing with.  One day in the summer of ’89 my father, uncle and grandfather were working on refinishing our basement.  They happened to leave a belt sander plugged in, as I was innocently investigating my older brother was happily flicking switches. You can guess what happened next.  While I thankfully didn’t lose my face that day, my very rational phobia of loud power tools was born.

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Toy Review: Pink Rotator

My first glass toy! I was really excited to try the Pink Rotator, not just because of the material its made out of but because its one of the first battery-free dildos I have and that makes me feel like I’m being all green and eco-friendly with my twat.

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5 WTF Sex Toy Companies

I’ve tried a lot of products, from many companies but these are sites offer toys so bizarre and so disturbing that I’m shocked that any of the products that they offer are massed produced.  So sit back and share the horror with me.  If you’re a little squeamish you might as well check out now. Continue reading “5 WTF Sex Toy Companies”

Happy Lunar New Year!

It’s a Blasian Lunar New Year! I get to celebrate Lunar new year AND Black History Month.

In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating.  The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens.  This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!

Look at this thing, its like the Time Lord Victorious and Batman rolled into one! Continue reading “Happy Lunar New Year!”