Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.

This isn't another Beyoncé think piece, this is a thinly veiled excuse to  think about expensive things sliding in and out of Beyoncé.
This isn’t another Beyoncé think piece, it’s a thinly veiled excuse to think about expensive things sliding in and out of Beyoncé.

Folks are clutching their pearls after married adult Beyoncé allegedly spent over $6,000 USD on Boxing Day at sex shop Babeland New York.  Let me tell you, its REALLY easy to drop term bill or two there. Personally I love Babeland, they’re the only brick and mortar sex shop I recommend in my area, I also know that while welcoming to beginners it’s a candy shop for those of us with genitals that require nothing but the best.

As I wrote before every industry has its luxury items, sex toys are no different. If you’re Beyoncé are you going to settle for Kia Sport of vibrators or an Ashton Martin?  Exactly. How far could six grand take you? Well the express lane, I’m talking maybe 10 items or less. Here’s 3 dream baskets for Mrs and Mr. Carter Knowles. Continue reading “Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.”



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I’m Speaking at Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit!

badge-horizI should have posted about this a million years ago but yes, I’m speaking at the Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit in Washington, DC. Continue reading “I’m Speaking at Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit!”



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Sybarite Awards Takes Webster Hall By the Balls, and it likes it!

April 14- New York City- Its time again to recognize the best and most erotic in the fetish and adult swing community and Ms Lola Bastinado of HedoOnline.com and mastermind of the Sybarite Awards did not disappoint.  The show highlighted the alternative side of the alternative lifestyle, and was held at the perfect venue Manhattan’s iconic Webster Hall.

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Erotica UK 2011 – Special Field Report

 Dance SeductionToday I have something very special! A guest post from one of my biggest supporters and virtual Oppas!  Paul Oppa was lucky enough to attend Erotica 2011 in London, England and sent in this lovely report with the help of BBW starlet Busty Cookie , who won the UKAP Award for 2011 best series The G Team Tvx/Freddiesworld.

 

The US may have Exxxotica, but earlier this month Erotica 2011 took place at Olympia, London. It billed itself as the biggest adult lifestyle event in Europe, with a particular focus on dance this year. Taking place over 3 days from Friday 18th to Sunday 20th November, there were more than 300 exhibitors in addition to the dance stages.

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Meet MC Shella, Sexy Blasian Rapper/Singer

I’ve been following her on twitter for a while after I came back from Banana II and got on my #TEAMBLASIAN kick hardcore.  I don’t know why I didn’t write about this Hawaiian beauty earlier but she has been featured on a new song with Akon and Jadakiss.  She’s doing big things!

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The Manhattan Madam Makes headlines with Birthday Bash

Birthday Girl Kristen Davis and Star Alexis Ford.

Madam Kristen Davis was back making headlines this weekend, for hooking up another rich guy with some very sexy ladies. Not to worry- no money exchanged.

Gossip site punching bag Tareq Sahali was on birthday girl Kristen arm for most of the night.  The two insisted they were not a new item, but just friends enjoying the evening.  Sahali announced his divorce from his wife Michaele after she ran-away with member of the group Journey.

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Nerd Porn, Are We Pwning Ourselves?

This month adult stars Misti Stone and Alana Evans are launching their gamecentric cam site to coincide with the launch of the much anticipated Gears of War 3.   According the to the press release the site will “the website will eventually host every gaming party, as well as provide in-depth profiles of each Porn Star Gamer Girl, video game reviews done by Evans and Dawn and provide plus clips and photos from previous Gamer Girl sessions.”   Sounds great for every fan of both porn and games (a vien diagram would just be one circle fyi).  But what about female game enthusiast?

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Fleshlight – The MOVIE!

Remember when I wrote about that disembodied vagina , its headlining its own movie. Seriously. Check it out.

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Complex Mag post its 100 Hottest Porn Stars (right now) , Fans Cry Foul.

Complex.com, which prides itself on being “ premier online destination for the most influential 20-something male consumers” posted the list that included 25 LA Direct models and many lesser-known names.  While their way of compiling the list is still very much shrouded in mystery fans and perfromers took to the comment section to voice their concerns about the porn industry, namely racism. Continue reading “Complex Mag post its 100 Hottest Porn Stars (right now) , Fans Cry Foul.”

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Adult Star wins BIG at the New York Film Festival

Way to Go Brittany Andrews!

Brittany Andrews is ravishing in red.NY,NY- Hall of Fame Adult Star and Mainstream film producer wins three awards at New York International Independent Film Festival.  The bubbly blonde took home an award for Best Supporting Actress in “These Showers Can Talk“, Best Reality Short for “My Life in Porn” and took home the Audience Award for “BLINDFOLD“.

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My first Fetish Party: The Sybarite Awards

Fun for the Entire Leather Family!

 

Sexy Dancers
It was that kinda party.

During a torrential downpour in New York City a who’s who of the Adult and Fetish community gathered in an exclusive private penthouse. Hosted by Playboy TV and Spice Radio personality, Head Mistress of Hedoonline , Lola Bastinado .  International porn superstars, pent house pets and other celebrities attended the event.  This event was also my first fetish party.

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Heal Japan, Get an Awesome T-shirt!

I want you to Heal Japan!

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Lil’ Lupe in BIG Trouble: Update

Lupe Fuentes and Mr.MarcusWhile there are no reports that confirm that Lupe Fuentes has been arrested or a change in the status of her warning.  Spanish language papers are reporting that her ex-husband , Pablo Lapiedra, who told police that Fuentes was in charge of recruiting the high school girls. Continue reading “Lil’ Lupe in BIG Trouble: Update”

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Columbian Reporter: Ex Husband of Lupe Fuentes arrested on Child Pornography Charges

Wicked Pictures contract star “little” Lupe Fuentes may be in big trouble according to the Columbian Reporter. The star’s ex-husband ,Pablo Lapiedra,  was arrested in Spain on Thursday on child pornography charges.  Continue reading “Columbian Reporter: Ex Husband of Lupe Fuentes arrested on Child Pornography Charges”

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Hall of Fame Porn Legend Brittany Andrews survives Japanese Quake, Prepares Documentary

Brittany Andrews was visiting family in Japan , where she featured danced for sometime, when the catastrophic 9.0 earthquake struck.  Andrews was staying on the 47th floor of her Tokyo hotel  She was  trapped in the stairwell for hours while there were fires in separate parts of the building.  She thankfully made it to safety.

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Porn Goddess Nyomi Banks Wants YOU

TO BE HER VALENTINE!

BE MY VALENTINE NYOMI CONTEST from Nyomi Banks on Vimeo.

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PLEASE HELP KIMORA KLEIN

Kimora Klein When I saw on twitter that Kimora was in a car accident and wouldn’t be going to AVN I had no idea how serious her injuries were.  She was tweeting so that means she’s okay. I was tragically mistaken. Continue reading “PLEASE HELP KIMORA KLEIN”

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Exclusive Interview with AVN Award Nominee Tabitha Stevens

Tabitha Stevens and Orona Stevens Productions are nominated for 17 AVN Awards at tonights AVN Awards. 10 of those nominations are for the psychological porn thriller “Sanatorium”.

I had a chat with Tabitha Stevens about working on a project that so closely mirrored her life.

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2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz is a Sexy Sagittarius

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Sexy Sagittarius and 2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz celebrated her birthday on Dec 11th with two parties in LA. She brought the party to the east coast to celebrate with fellow Pets and fans alike at the posh penthouse lounge Sky Room in Manhattan. Continue reading “2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz is a Sexy Sagittarius”

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Fem-Dom on MY Youtube…

More likely than you think!

I saw this and just had to share and I hope you share it also. While I was laid up sick for the last couple of days I happend across this wonderful short comedy, Spice It Up.   The film stars Feodor Chin and Jennifer Chang as a couple putting a new spark in their sex lives.   This was created for Interpretations film contest which was presented by You offend Me You Offend My Family.

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