Kelly Shibari Talks World Cup Bukkake Event!

I received a few tweets and emails for more updates on Japanese American Plump Porn Princess Kelly Shibari and her blow bang extravaganza. Kelly has just posted this vid (where she looks super cute) telling everyone the details.

If you want to participate all the details are on her site HERE.

Kelly Shabari: Blow Jobs for EVERYONE if Japan Wins World Cup

Update: JAPAN WINS WORLD CUP!

Congratulations to the Japanese  Women’s Soccer Team!

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Hall of Fame Porn Legend Brittany Andrews survives Japanese Quake, Prepares Documentary

Brittany Andrews was visiting family in Japan , where she featured danced for sometime, when the catastrophic 9.0 earthquake struck.  Andrews was staying on the 47th floor of her Tokyo hotel  She was  trapped in the stairwell for hours while there were fires in separate parts of the building.  She thankfully made it to safety.

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When the Dust Clears

Since coming back from LA my life has been crazy, not as crazy of course as all the people affected by the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.  Admittedly so, I’ve spent the last few days glued to the internet and my cell phone looking for signs of life of my loved ones and friends who were in Japan.    Interestingly enough it was finally getting in contact with a man that the loathed that gave me a little bit of hope.

I had very few boyfriends in college, but the few I had made it a point to show me everything awful that can come from having a penis.   I’ll just call him Y.Y.  Well, Y.Y was the frist Japanese man I ever dated and I think I did so mostly because it cheesed my dad off.  I got my karmic retribution for that in the form of actually having to have a relationship with Y.Y.

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Anri Suzuki is not a Silly Bitch and the Japan Probe Can Eat Dicks

Anri Suzuki not a stupid bitch
Not a silly bitch

So as it turns out the Korea Times did a bit of lazy journalism and in turned painted one Anri Suzuki in a poor light.   So BlasianBytch.com says “Sorry” for calling you a silly scally wag. Continue reading “Anri Suzuki is not a Silly Bitch and the Japan Probe Can Eat Dicks”