Folks are clutching their pearls after married adult Beyoncé allegedly spent over $6,000 USD on Boxing Day at sex shop Babeland New York. Let me tell you, its REALLY easy to drop term bill or two there. Personally I love Babeland, they’re the only brick and mortar sex shop I recommend in my area, I also know that while welcoming to beginners it’s a candy shop for those of us with genitals that require nothing but the best.
As I wrote before every industry has its luxury items, sex toys are no different. If you’re Beyoncé are you going to settle for Kia Sport of vibrators or an Ashton Martin? Exactly. How far could six grand take you? Well the express lane, I’m talking maybe 10 items or less. Here’s 3 dream baskets for Mrs and Mr. Carter Knowles. Continue reading “Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.”
In celebration of getting my Star Wars Kinect xbox360 bundle I’ll be doing a came marathon! To show my thanks to all those who supported me I’m going to have a special stream of the show LIVE! Right now. Just for those that read my blog.
I’ve tried a lot of products, from many companies but these are sites offer toys so bizarre and so disturbing that I’m shocked that any of the products that they offer are massed produced. So sit back and share the horror with me. If you’re a little squeamish you might as well check out now. Continue reading “5 WTF Sex Toy Companies”
I’ve made some bad choices in my life. I’ve always been one to face things head frist. So when I received an email that my nagging ex was taking his revenge on me by uploading some of our special time onto WSHH. I just thought fuck it. You’re not going to have power over me Jong!
Since coming back from LA my life has been crazy, not as crazy of course as all the people affected by the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Admittedly so, I’ve spent the last few days glued to the internet and my cell phone looking for signs of life of my loved ones and friends who were in Japan. Interestingly enough it was finally getting in contact with a man that the loathed that gave me a little bit of hope.
I had very few boyfriends in college, but the few I had made it a point to show me everything awful that can come from having a penis. I’ll just call him Y.Y. Well, Y.Y was the frist Japanese man I ever dated and I think I did so mostly because it cheesed my dad off. I got my karmic retribution for that in the form of actually having to have a relationship with Y.Y.
I saw this and just had to share and I hope you share it also. While I was laid up sick for the last couple of days I happend across this wonderful short comedy, Spice It Up. The film stars Feodor Chin and Jennifer Chang as a couple putting a new spark in their sex lives. This was created for Interpretations film contest which was presented by You offend Me You Offend My Family.
In honor of my favorite time of year, and let’s face it every fatty’s favorite time of year,
I found two porns that fit the mood. Now I’m usually not all that big on porn with chicks in it; every vagina looks like the sloppy blind cousin of the brain bug from Starship Troopers to me. Just to have full disclosure I fast forwarded through the majority of genitals.
My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo. To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand. Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution. Continue reading “Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii”
I was flabbergasted when it was brought to my attention that a company was releasing a DVD capitalizing on the murder of Tom Dong and the death of clearly mentally ill Steve Driver.
For those that don’t know Tom Dong was a performer who was slain trying to protect coworkers from being attacked by a recently fired Steve Driver. Driver would end his life shortly after running from the law.
This just seems like the most soulless possible thing that could be done in this situation.
LOS ANGELES – Montana Fishburne, 19-year-old daughter of award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie with Vivid Entertainment.
The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at Vivid on August 18.
Vivid said the movie is more than an hour long and follows the lesser Fishburne as she engages in a desperate cry for attention and help.
“I view making this movie as an important first step in ending my father’s career,” Fishburne said. “I’ve watched how successful he has become growing up and I was thinking…how can I somehow tarnish that, while failing to make myself a celebutuant. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities but, more importantly this seemed like the best way for me to back at my dad for naming me fucking ‘Montana’.” Continue reading “Parody: Vivid To Reluctantly Include One More Black Woman On Site”
But for actual pussies, like the type that go “meow” and take naps on your black dress while you shower before a date. This is the Human Centipede cat toy , and for $100 it can be yours. If you think that’s a little steep you have to realize that only 7 of these are in existence.
I come into contact with a lot of wacky sex toys, people have all sorts of kinks and fetishes that the sex toy market is eager to cater to. I don’t knock that it takes different strokes for different folks. I get that but every once in a while I come across an item marketed as a sex toy that clearly would do better if shown to other markets. Here are my Top 3. Continue reading “3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys”
Just when you think you’ve seen every approach to market people having sex with each other, you come across something that really makes you think about the reason people choose to perform and produce porn in the first place.
When I went to Exxxotica New York last year I happened to meet a gentleman by the name of Lee. A New York based producer and star of pornographic film. While there were many men like him at the convention, he stuck out to many because in short, Lee is paralyzed and performs under the moniker Mr. Dick On Wheels Continue reading “Porn with a Different Spin : The King of Wheelchair Porn”
So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people. While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse. I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is disappointed that there’s no porn.