Parody: Vivid To Reluctantly Include One More Black Woman On Site

LOS ANGELES – Montana Fishburne, 19-year-old daughter of award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie with Vivid Entertainment.

The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at Vivid on August 18.

Vivid said the movie is more than an hour long and follows the lesser Fishburne as she engages in a desperate cry for attention and help.

“I view making this movie as an important first step in ending my father’s career,” Fishburne said. “I’ve watched how successful he has become growing up and I was thinking…how can I somehow tarnish that, while failing to make myself a celebutuant.  I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities but, more importantly this seemed like the best way for me to back at my dad for naming me fucking ‘Montana’.”

“Montana made up her mind to make this DVD before we met her,” said Vivid founder/co-chairman, Steven Hirsch.  “I hope she doesn’t think that she’ll be a contract girl with us, look at our site, you gotta give the Third Reich a boner before we put you on our main page.  We do have some brunettes but I think that’s an affirmative action thing. Oh yeah, back to Morpheus’s kid,  trying to get famous from a sex tape when no one knew you from a hole in the wall would be pretty stupid. We’re distributing this film because she got her dad to sign every one of my Animetrix DVDs.”

Hirsch added, “When we first met, we were impressed with not just her beauty, but how famous her father is. Her performance in the movie is scorching, and we think that she will bring the Ike out of her dad.  Something tells me that bitch WILL be eating the cake when her dad hears about this.”

Interviews with the non- famous Fishburne describing her “at home experience” along with porn performer Brian Pumper have been circulating on YouTube.




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Author: N'jaila

N'jaila Rhee grew up in north New Jersey and graduated with a degree in Journalism and Communication media from Rutgers University in 2009. Rhee began exotic dancing while attended classes at Rutgers, and still dances at special events. Currently working professionally in media in the NYC metro area, she enjoys writing erotica, eating Nilla wafers and giggling at the word "balls".

  • AngryFutureBlackFather

    I'm surprised they're still in business. The only Black woman I've known to ever be under contract with a major porn company like Vivid was Heather Hunter (and she's been out of the game for years)… I'm happy to see that this blogger got Vivid shook with her words. Everybody, but this dude that supposedly represents Vivid, got the idea that thios was a parody. That “Third Reich” line also flew over his head… WE ALL KNEW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT… XD

  • AngryFutureBlackFather

    I'm surprised they're still in business. The only Black woman I've known to ever be under contract with a major porn company like Vivid was Heather Hunter (and she's been out of the game for years)… I'm happy to see that this blogger got Vivid shook with her words. Everybody, but this dude that supposedly represents Vivid, got the idea that thios was a parody. That “Third Reich” line also flew over his head… WE ALL KNEW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT… XD

  • Joe

    This is obviously a parody and a pretty funny one at that. Does Vivid even have any women of color under contract? One more reason I don't buy from them. Its boring.

  • AngryFutureBlackFather

    I liked this “creative” piece on the whole Chippy D situation… In my own opinion, there's a difference between a private embarrassment, and a public embarrassment. I feel as if Chippy D is trying to publically embarrass her father with this shameful tirade… There are women out there who never even had a father to look up to, and some turn out to be doctors and lawyers. This woman has an A-List Hollywood celebrity as a father; but yet, she turns to pornography to get noticed like “Kim Kardashian…” Did Montana even think of her father's reprocussions on getting work in Hollywood!? When people meet Lawrence, they won't say, “Hey, I loved your role in Menace II Society” , or “How was your first role like as a teenager in Apocalypse Now?” Even the closest friends of Lawrence Fishburne would look at him differently now… His family's dirty laundry is now in the street! At least the majority of performers that are performing within the adult industry don't have parents that are well known to the public! If Lawrence failed as a parent, then every woman you see dancing on the pole has a parent that failed. Every woman you see that performs in these types of movies had parents that failed. We all should know that this isn't (necessarily) the case. Don't blame the parents, BLAME SOCIETY. She (and Vivid) are making filthy money off of her family name! Her family's name should be worth more than just a popshot on screen! Why does she have to interate that she is the “Daughter of Lawrence Fishburne” rather than “Chippy D” when she was introduced to this game? Most pornstars keep their real names PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.

  • I don't think anyone but YOU came away from reading this thinking, ” N'jaila must really hate Jewish people.”

    This is parody, and clearly not slander.

  • Hlevine

    Because your comments are untrue, not nice and disrespectful. You are quoting the owner of Vivid, whom i work for, in a slanderous way.
    I believe in doing the right thing. He never said one word of that. Your reference to the Third Reich, is down right anti-Semitic, and very distasteful. being Jewish I don't see the humor.
    I am done here.

  • Why are you so in a tiff over me and my “16” readers?

  • Hlevine

    I am not talking about Laurence Fishburne, I am talking about your comments concerning Vivid, Steven Hirsch and Montana.
    Now you are tweeting that Vivid is cussing you out, which is another lie.
    I would not believe a single word you say, neither should any of your 16 readers.
    Apparently the truth doesn't interest you. You seem to be the new Luke Ford, just make crap up and post it, no matter who you slander or hurt.

  • Thanks for clearing that up , I don't think anyone would have actually thought that Lawrence Fishburne would have really signed ALL of the Animatrix DVDs, he would have just signed the box… who signs DVDs you caught me.

  • Hlevine

    Steven Hirsch never made any of these comment, nor did Montana. This is all made up bullshit starting with the title. Not very funny.

  • Blaackiechan

    You need to interview this Fishburne girl. Get into her head … like Hannibal Lecter … and tell us what's really goin' on.

  • Awww thankies, I aim to please ^_~

  • You know if she was doing this to be a porn star, I wouldn't have a problem with this but I think she's doing this to get back at daddy. She keeps mentioning this is just a way to go the way of Kim K so she can go the way she did to getting famous.

  • I was saddened when I saw the youtube video yesterday! What killed me was “She might cream?” “Become more of an animal in the 2nd or 3rd position?” ” A Lot of at home experience.”

    WTF??? She's tripping & will be on the no-list Dana Plato route if she does not get her shit together.

    And in terms of being 3rd reich, I had a look at the Vivid site & them bitches ain't all that! Lot of fake boobs & fake moaning & bad tans. I hate non-diverese porn. Just saying.

  • YardieChicie

    I was waiting patiently for your take on this, and you did not disappoint.

  • Not knowing her at all, I just assumed she was kind of a bitch until the third reich crack XD

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