TWIB AFTER DARK GIVEAWAY – Flash Brown Cock!

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I’ll be welcoming Flash Brown (@flashbrownxxx) as a guest on Twib After Dark on Feb. 25th and to celebrate one of my favorite performers we are giving away one of his toys! Flash Brown4

Molded from his impressive 11.5 inch penis, these toys come in several varieties, squirting vibrating and always filling.Flash Brown Vibrator

 

Flash Brown hails from Memphis, and played professional basketball overseas and semi-pro basketball in the United States before entering the world of adult entertainment. His impressive 11.5” cock has made him a hit with fans around the globe, earning him an XBIZ Best Male Newcomer Award and several Urban X Awards. Nominations from AVN Awards, The Sex Awards, and XRCO prove his on-screen prowess.

If you have any questions for Flash please leave them in the comments below if you wish to enter the give away you can do it right here:

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Happy Lunar New Year!

It’s a Blasian Lunar New Year! I get to celebrate Lunar new year AND Black History Month.

In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating.  The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens.  This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!

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Sexy Holiday Gift Guide

Because you waited this long to go shopping and the parking lot at the mall can go fuck itself.

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Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii

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Got a Party in Your Pants?

Well now you can finally enjoy appropriate lighting…

IN YOUR PANTS

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Do You Know What May is?

National Masturbation Month!!!

It is actually stroke awareness month

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  • Asian American History Month
  • South Asian/ Indian Month
  • Military Forces Appreciation Month

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So not everyone was happy being an April Fool

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Since I can’t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two.    So  below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve! Continue reading “So not everyone was happy being an April Fool”

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Boys Vs Toys II

Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl’s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her. There’s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention.


The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men

Part Two

Who’s Pussy Is This?

Masturbation happens its been happening since the evolution of complex sexual creatures. Humans do it, dolphins, chimps and a plethora of other animals.  Despite it being a completely natural and healthy occurrence thanks to those wacky repressed Victorians and a few bible verses most of the western world has shunned touching themselves. Continue reading “Boys Vs Toys II”

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Toys Vs Boys?

The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men

Part one

Where do Vibrators come from ?

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My New Toyfriend: Liv by Lelo Pleasure Objects

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Edward Cullens Has an Ugly Sparkle Dink

Twilight Fans Can Finally Experience Edward’s Twinkle Cock

I’m going to say this pretty plainly. I hate Twilight. In any form books, movies, and especially anyone over the age of 14 that thinks the books are well written and romantic. The main character Mary Sue- er Bella Swan has the personality of cardboard box. I don’t understand the appeal but one thing that is now cemented in my mind is that fans of the series that are over 18 are the saddest fans ever. Even worst than Dragon Force fans.

While I was doing some Black Friday sex toy shopping I happened upon this

Fuck you Internet, FUCK YOU.

Tantus Inc is a great dildo merchant as far as dildo merchants go but … a sparkling pink cock? Seriously, why pander to the lowest common bracket of humanity, twitards? I’m not even going to bother wondering why they made a dildo fashioned after a preteen fantasy.

I was flabbergasted that the damn thing cost 40 bucks , 14 year olds don’t have that kinda cash to blow on dick, middle aged moms do. My soul cried asI realized that this is exactly who they are marketing to. The over the hill twi-mom in her  5X “Team Edward” T-shirt rubbing one out to the sex lives of teens.

I’m also miffed that they gave him an mediocre cock. “The Vamp” as the call it is only 6.75 inches and 1 1/2 inches thick. Now account for the fact that you have to hold the thing in your hand you’re geting like 3 and a half inched of undead cock. Boo.

I come off feeling some type of why knowing that this thing is designed to go in the freezer and stay cold. Necrophilia can be mainstream as long as glitter is involved I guess.

Another thing that pisses me off is the site sugest movies for you to enjoy with this:

Tantus suggests the following movies if you enjoy The Vamp. Talk about Expert Advice!

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  • Fright Night 1 and 2
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Bram Stoker’s Dracula
  • True Blood TV Series
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series
  • Angel TV Series

If one wants to fuck Edward , I’m pretty sure they don’t have the sense of humor to enjoy Whedon , the attention span to sit through Bram Stoker’s Dracula and sex scares you so that takes out True Blood and Interview with a Vampire. Twilight fans don’t like real vampires, they like hollow fantasies of popularity and not fucking vampires until they marry you.

Oh and the damn thing doesn’t even sparkle that much

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