Tag Archives: dildo

Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

My inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo.  To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand.  Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is … Continue reading →

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Got a Party in Your Pants?

Posted on June 21, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

Well now you can finally enjoy appropriate lighting… IN YOUR PANTS

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3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys

Posted on May 30, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

I come into contact with a lot of wacky sex toys, people have all sorts of kinks and fetishes that the sex toy market is eager to cater to.  I don’t knock that it takes different strokes  for different folks.  I get that but … Continue reading →

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Do You Know What May is?

Posted on May 1, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

National Masturbation Month!!! Yes,  May is known for many things ,  including  National Stroke Month it is also : Asian American History Month South Asian/ Indian Month Military Forces Appreciation Month For me May is one of my favorite months because it … Continue reading →

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So not everyone was happy being an April Fool

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people.  While I think … Continue reading →

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Boys Vs Toys II

Posted on March 21, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl’s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her. There’s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention. Continue reading →

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Toys Vs Boys?

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men Part one Where do Vibrators come from ? This may shock you but not to long ago I was one of the many women who did not masturbate, especially … Continue reading →

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My New Toyfriend: Liv by Lelo Pleasure Objects

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Blasian Bytch

You might be shocked to know that I had a great Valentine’s weekend. What got me to stop singing the blues?  Well, I had the chance to really get to know the latest addition to my toy box, the Liv … Continue reading →

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Edward Cullens Has an Ugly Sparkle Dink

Posted on November 29, 2009 by Blasian Bytch

Twilight Fans Can Finally Experience Edward’s Twinkle Cock I’m going to say this pretty plainly. I hate Twilight. In any form books, movies, and especially anyone over the age of 14 that thinks the books are well written and romantic. … Continue reading →

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