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TWIB AFTER DARK GIVEAWAY – Flash Brown Cock!

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I’ll be welcoming Flash Brown (@flashbrownxxx) as a guest on Twib After Dark on Feb. 25th and to celebrate one of my favorite performers we are giving away one of his toys! Flash Brown4

Molded from his impressive 11.5 inch penis, these toys come in several varieties, squirting vibrating and always filling.Flash Brown Vibrator

 

Flash Brown hails from Memphis, and played professional basketball overseas and semi-pro basketball in the United States before entering the world of adult entertainment. His impressive 11.5” cock has made him a hit with fans around the globe, earning him an XBIZ Best Male Newcomer Award and several Urban X Awards. Nominations from AVN Awards, The Sex Awards, and XRCO prove his on-screen prowess.

If you have any questions for Flash please leave them in the comments below if you wish to enter the give away you can do it right here:

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Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic

This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud , its my first exposure to a toy like this, its a super squishy “real skin” vibrating dong. Its about 8 inches long with about 5 1/2 inches of insertable surface.  This is the “ivory”  color and it also comes in “brown“.  The toy’s base holds its controls and the vibration mechanism.  The controls were thankfully created with self use in mind because unlike many other toys the controls face up so you can ergonomically control while you play. This toy requires 2 AA batteries and is waterproof.

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Toy Review: Pink Rotator

My first glass toy! I was really excited to try the Pink Rotator, not just because of the material its made out of but because its one of the first battery-free dildos I have and that makes me feel like I’m being all green and eco-friendly with my twat.

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Happy Lunar New Year!

It’s a Blasian Lunar New Year! I get to celebrate Lunar new year AND Black History Month.

In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating.  The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens.  This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!

Look at this thing, its like the Time Lord Victorious and Batman rolled into one! Continue reading “Happy Lunar New Year!”

Sexy Holiday Gift Guide

Because you waited this long to go shopping and the parking lot at the mall can go fuck itself.

There’s only 7 days until Christmas and you still can’t think of the perfect gift, or you’re just a lazy sack of shit, either way you need presents  and you need them fast. FAST and SEXY- and there’s nothing more sexy than toys, lingerie and sex positive books. Continue reading “Sexy Holiday Gift Guide”

Toy Friend: LELO’s Insignia Line: Isla

LELO finally has a new line of toys and accessories and I’ve come into the fortune of getting my hands on their new Insignia Isla toy!  You may remember from my review of the Liv that I’m fairly impressed overall with the level of craftsmanship that goes into the quality of sex toys over at LELO. Continue reading “Toy Friend: LELO’s Insignia Line: Isla”

I’ll Be Tweeting from EXXXOTICA LIVE!

Couldn’t make it to the show? No worries I’ll be tweeting and twitpic-ing ( not sure if that last one gets to be a verb) all the stars , products and fun as it happens.  So if you don’t already, click the picture below and follow me on twitter to get in on all the fun!

Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii

Wii FuckMy inbox has been flooded with people telling me about the Mojowijo.  To be blunt it turns your wiimote into a motion capturing fuckwand.  Now contrary to what you might be expecting I’m not going to openly mock this product, it actually is a pretty good idea just with HORRIBLE execution. Continue reading “Mojowijo Wants to Play Dirty on the Wii”

3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys

I come into contact with a lot of wacky sex toys, people have all sorts of kinks and fetishes that the sex toy market is eager to cater to.  I don’t knock that it takes different strokes  for different folks.  I get that but every once in a while I come across an item marketed as a sex toy that clearly would do better if shown to other markets. Here are my Top 3. Continue reading “3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys”

Do You Know What May is?

National Masturbation Month!!!

It is actually stroke awareness month

Yes,  May is known for many things ,  including  National Stroke Month it is also :

  • Asian American History Month
  • South Asian/ Indian Month
  • Military Forces Appreciation Month

For me May is one of my favorite months because it is set aside to help people get in touch with themselves.  As someone that used to be very against masturbation , I know how hard it is especially for women to start to appreciate their bodies. Continue reading “Do You Know What May is?”

So not everyone was happy being an April Fool

So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people.  While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse.  I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is disappointed that there’s no porn.

Since I can’t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two.    So  below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve! Continue reading “So not everyone was happy being an April Fool”

Boys Vs Toys II

Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl’s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her. There’s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention.

The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men

Part Two

Who’s Pussy Is This?

Masturbation happens its been happening since the evolution of complex sexual creatures. Humans do it, dolphins, chimps and a plethora of other animals.  Despite it being a completely natural and healthy occurrence thanks to those wacky repressed Victorians and a few bible verses most of the western world has shunned touching themselves. Continue reading “Boys Vs Toys II”

Toys Vs Boys?

The Battle that Rages Only in the Mind of Heterosexual Men

Part one

Where do Vibrators come from ?

This may shock you but not to long ago I was one of the many women who did not masturbate, especially not with any kind of device or apparatus to assist me.  Sometimes it’s little hard for me to be so open about self-pleasure.   One of those moments came up recently when I was showing a dear friend my blog for the first time.

This young man is very sharp, liberal minded and open in most regards to sexuality. One of the few fellows that treated me just as well after he found out I was a dancer as he did before he knew.  I was showing him some of my writing on his Black Berry and the topic of sex toys came up.  He said very seriously “No girl of mine is going to be using a vibrator” Continue reading “Toys Vs Boys?”

My New Toyfriend: Liv by Lelo Pleasure Objects

You might be shocked to know that I had a great Valentine’s weekend. What got me to stop singing the blues?  Well, I had the chance to really get to know the latest addition to my toy box, the Liv from Lelo Pleasure Objects and seriously it turned my frown upside down.

Though it arrived well before Valentine’s Day, I didn’t really get to see its full potential until V-day weekend.  With the Liv everyday is Valentine’s Day. Continue reading “My New Toyfriend: Liv by Lelo Pleasure Objects”

Edward Cullens Has an Ugly Sparkle Dink

Twilight Fans Can Finally Experience Edward’s Twinkle Cock

I’m going to say this pretty plainly. I hate Twilight. In any form books, movies, and especially anyone over the age of 14 that thinks the books are well written and romantic. The main character Mary Sue- er Bella Swan has the personality of cardboard box. I don’t understand the appeal but one thing that is now cemented in my mind is that fans of the series that are over 18 are the saddest fans ever. Even worst than Dragon Force fans.

While I was doing some Black Friday sex toy shopping I happened upon this…

Fuck you Internet, FUCK YOU.

Tantus Inc is a great dildo merchant as far as dildo merchants go but … a sparkling pink cock? Seriously, why pander to the lowest common bracket of humanity, twitards? I’m not even going to bother wondering why they made a dildo fashioned after a preteen fantasy.

I was flabbergasted that the damn thing cost 40 bucks , 14 year olds don’t have that kinda cash to blow on dick, middle aged moms do. My soul cried asI realized that this is exactly who they are marketing to. The over the hill twi-mom in her  5X “Team Edward” T-shirt rubbing one out to the sex lives of teens.

I’m also miffed that they gave him an mediocre cock. “The Vamp” as the call it is only 6.75 inches and 1 1/2 inches thick. Now account for the fact that you have to hold the thing in your hand you’re geting like 3 and a half inched of undead cock. Boo.

I come off feeling some type of why knowing that this thing is designed to go in the freezer and stay cold. Necrophilia can be mainstream as long as glitter is involved I guess.

Another thing that pisses me off is the site sugest movies for you to enjoy with this:

Tantus suggests the following movies if you enjoy The Vamp. Talk about Expert Advice!

  • The Lost Boys
  • Fright Night 1 and 2
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Bram Stoker’s Dracula
  • True Blood TV Series
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series
  • Angel TV Series

If one wants to fuck Edward , I’m pretty sure they don’t have the sense of humor to enjoy Whedon , the attention span to sit through Bram Stoker’s Dracula and sex scares you so that takes out True Blood and Interview with a Vampire. Twilight fans don’t like real vampires, they like hollow fantasies of popularity and not fucking vampires until they marry you.

Oh and the damn thing doesn’t even sparkle that much