Dear Asian Male Internet Daters,
Hey there guys, can we have a heart to heart, seriously this won’t take long. You sitting down? are you comfy? Would you like a fresca? Cool.
Its a new era and now people date much like they order pizza, clicking around a site looking for something yummy and pressing send. You guys are no different , and you shouldn’t be.
Anyway, I’m going to need you guys to stop talking about breaking the “myth” on your profiles. I don’t know why you thought this is a good idea, but let me tell you why its not. First off, if I’m a girl looking at your profile its most likely becuase I saw your picture and think you’re hot. I’ll check your profile to make sure you aren’t a fuckwit or psycho and then maybe I’ll send you a little wink.
When I see a guy that has to put “Don’t believe what you hear about Asian guys” or “I prove them wrong with ever erection” it tells me that either A ) you think I’m what every frat boy thinks a woman is, a racist size queen. B ) That have low self esteem and are looking to prove yourself ( no woman wants to be your ego booster) or C) You have a tiny dink and you want to blame it on your race.
You see most women are looking at your profile becuase they did a search that included Asian men, so they have already fucked an acre of yellow pig-staff or they are open to men of all races and dick sizes.
This might blow your mind guys…but most women don’t want a giant cock, hell we can’t even feel too far up there. If a woman is sending you winks and what not and decides to ask you your dick size , specifically becuase you are Asian, have some fucking pride and self respect and tell that ignorant bitch to kick rocks.
Do you guys really think all women think Asian men can’t fuck? NO ONE ON EARTH FUCKS AS MUCH AS ASIAN MEN! Every THIRD person on earth is Asian or mixed with Asian. Ya’ll fuck in EPIC proportions.
So please for the love of all that is holy please stop it with “myth”. Can you do that for me guys? Just talk about what makes you awesome and try to convince us to fuck you that way. After all YOU are getting fucked not just you the Asian. Sell yourself… not your race.
No one wants a bitter/Angry Asian, kay?
You’re biggest fan,
PS. Don’t bitch about people ignoring you for your race if you do it for other people. Its a real bitch move.
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