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Is the Election Impacting Your Sex Life?

I was a guest host for Hotline, Fusion’s live sexual health call-in show hosted by Cleo Stiller. I rarely talk about my personal relationships – even on After Dark, but I thought this was an important topic. We talk about how many aspects of this election or politics, in general, impact our sex lives.

People buy into the idea that love or at least passion will conquer all, but I think it’s unrealistic to expect to keep up a healthy sexual relationship with someone who doesn’t share your core values. Especially when those values include things like equal rights, or not wanting your extrajudicial killing justified by your skin color. There’s nothing wrong with admitting that certain politics dry your walls or itch your balls. I feel sick when I think about getting stroked and providing pleasure to a bigot that thinks basic human rights are up for debate.

Personally, I’d rather go orgasm free than contribute to the ejaculation of a person with a hateful heart.

Have you ever had to dip out on someone because of conflicting political beliefs? Tell me about it in the comments!

Dear Internet People- I Am Not Your Fetish Object

Dear People on the Internet,

I am on websites like Adultfriendfinder and Fetlife to explore my sexuality and fetishes- not to be your fetish object. I know this might be a confusing concept for some of you out there, but women of color have their kinks and turn-ons as well. While some women might be open to race play many are not. I’m the latter. Continue reading “Dear Internet People- I Am Not Your Fetish Object”

Toy Review: Pink Rotator

My first glass toy! I was really excited to try the Pink Rotator, not just because of the material its made out of but because its one of the first battery-free dildos I have and that makes me feel like I’m being all green and eco-friendly with my twat.

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J.T Tran- Asian Pick Up Artist Explains His Art Part 3

continued from parts one and two .

J.T comes clean about “negging” , White girls and what’s his end game.

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Breaking Up with Mr. Mid-Life Crisis

My pussy is going on strike. I’ve decided for the remainder of the year to be celibate and continue to be celibate for as long as I can until I find a worthy partner. The first step for me was trying to tie up all the loose ends of booty calls and sorta boyfriends of the past that kept popping up trying to get some poon. It was taking too long to individually address them all so I wrote this so I could just send them the link when they come calling.

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J.T Tran- The World Renowned Pick Up Artist pt 2

In the second part of our talk , J.T Tran really broke down and talked about what he teaches at the ABC’s of Attraction. I was surprised to find out that its not all about tagging the most bitches or collecting the most numbers.

The Asian Playboy is about more than getting the most mileage out of his genitals he’s about so much more…

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J.T Tran- The World Renowned Pick Up Artist pt 1

I got to have a LONG chat with J.T Tran of the ABC’s of Attraction.

While I’ll be the first to admit that as a woman I’m skeptical of the idea of Pick Up Artists. My only exposure to them being VH1 and one unfortunate incident that ended with me doing very bad things to the bed of a certain NYU student (I will totally buy you new bed sheets if we ever meet again) , it was interesting to hear everything he had to say about race, prejudice and the art of attracting women.

So , first and foremost what the hell is Pick Up Artistry and why is it an art?

Well the pick up arts is that art, if you will, of going out and meeting beautiful women. There are different ways to go about it, different styles. Some are more indirect; some more direct but its basically teaching men how to talk to women. How to be more successful.

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Boys before Breakfast

“That was like fucking a ghost”

He was laying on his back and staring at the ceiling. He had finally caught his breath after a bought of arrhythmic and sadly unsatisfying lovemaking. His hand crept over the roundness of my hip I think he was looking for my hand. My back was to his; it was customary for me to turn away from a man after we’d fucked. It was my subtle way of saying ‘don’t worry, I don’t expect to cuddle.”It was a not so subtle hint that I hate each one for not volunteering his affection. I lay there looking at the folksy decorations of his dorm room.

He nudged me, “ Did you hear me, are you awake?”

“Yeah,” pillow talk, awkward.

The vast majority of men that fucked me much like one might play a sport. Can you imagine a basketball player playing a scrimmage and asking the court ‘how was it for you?’. They mostly did their business and moved on. I never asked them to stay because it seemed more and more I didn’t want them to.

“You fuck like a ghost,” he said. Continue reading “Boys before Breakfast”

Blasian Bytch on Dating Blasian

I’ve been asked to write a opinion or advice piece for Asian men on many occasions this is the first time I’ve taken a serious approach to the subject.

I know for many I might be a strange woman, I’m a Black identified woman who through fate and circumstance found myself involved with almost exclusively Asian men. I don’t think this makes me any kind of expert on Asian Male Black Women relations but J.T the Asian Playboy asked me to write and so I shall.

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Do I have an impersonal Personal Blog??

So this weekend I went out with my girls and the topic of my site came up. They all support me, I know that but they don’t seem as keen to the idea of me covering the adult industry as they were a few months ago. I think some suspect that I’ll be smooth talked into making a porn movie. 6X5VSJJFAAV7

I think only one word could describe the visage of me naked on film.

Terrorism.

Rest assured I would never let such images be available for public viewing.

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Sex Therapy :Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Teaches Porn Star Sex Life Seminar

July 10, NY,NY – Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely gave a six-hour seminar in New York City for men and couples on how to achieve a porn star sex life. The seminar was created after Keely partnered with Up with Up Your Attraction founder Josh Rosenberg Keely presented an evening of sex education that ranged from practical to naughty with the assistance of adult actresses Jade Vixen and Justine Joli. Continue reading “Sex Therapy :Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Teaches Porn Star Sex Life Seminar”

So It Turns Out I WILL Be Watching the Asian Jersey Shore

Channel APA are reporting the cast of Tyrese’s Asian American reality show has been revealed! and it seems my favorite naked muscle Asian is in the cast!!

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Erotic Short: Becoming His

My eyes were heavy and almost drunk with exhaustion, but sleep simply did not come. My mind was fully aware and ignoring my body’s fatigue. I wondered, is this what my mothers wedding night was like?

I took a deep breath and ran my tired eyes around the small hotel room. I wanted my brain to marinate in it. This is as close as a girl like me will ever get, I thought to myself. On any other night that thought would kill my soul just a little bit more, but tonight in this cramped Manhattan hotel room, I couldn’t be happier or more excited. Continue reading “Erotic Short: Becoming His”

10 Things You Need to Pack a “Ho”Bag.

This week my younger cousin moved into her first dorm. As I sat in the car with her, she asked me to share with her the most important thing I learned in college. A few things were running in my mind as a took a pause to think. She then amended her question to “what’s the most useful thing you learned in college?”

Without hesitation I answered. “What to put in your ho bag.”

What is a ho bag , you ask? Ever gone to a club and seen chicks with those big ass purses and you can’t for the life of you think as to why they would bother with such cumbersome loads in a crowed ass club. Those women are planing on being ho’s for the night. Those satchels will see them through to the next morning. It not just for clubs, or the random hook up its a college essential!

If there is one time in one’s life when they can act bat-shit stupid and get away with it, its college. Let’s face it the only difference between college and Vegas is that in college the sex is free. Continue reading “10 Things You Need to Pack a “Ho”Bag.”

Dear Asian men of All Dating Sites

Dear Asian Male Internet Daters,

Hey there guys, can we have a heart to heart, seriously this won’t take long. You sitting down? are you comfy? Would you like a fresca? Cool.

Its a new era and now people date much like they order pizza, clicking around a site looking for something yummy and pressing send. You guys are no different , and you shouldn’t be.

Anyway, I’m going to need you guys to stop talking about breaking the “myth” on your profiles. I don’t know why you thought this is a good idea, but let me tell you why its not. First off, if I’m a girl looking at your profile its most likely becuase I saw your picture and think you’re hot. I’ll check your profile to make sure you aren’t a fuckwit or psycho and then maybe I’ll send you a little wink.

When I see a guy that has to put “Don’t believe what you hear about Asian guys” or “I prove them wrong with ever erection” it tells me that either A ) you think I’m what every frat boy thinks a woman is, a racist size queen. B ) That have low self esteem and are looking to prove yourself ( no woman wants to be your ego booster) or C) You have a tiny dink and you want to blame it on your race.

You see most women are looking at your profile becuase they did a search that included Asian men, so they have already fucked an acre of yellow pig-staff or they are open to men of all races and dick sizes.

This might blow your mind guys…but most women don’t want a giant cock, hell we can’t even feel too far up there. If a woman is sending you winks and what not and decides to ask you your dick size , specifically becuase you are Asian, have some fucking pride and self respect and tell that ignorant bitch to kick rocks.

Do you guys really think all women think Asian men can’t fuck? NO ONE ON EARTH FUCKS AS MUCH AS ASIAN MEN! Every THIRD person on earth is Asian or mixed with Asian. Ya’ll fuck in EPIC proportions.

So please for the love of all that is holy please stop it with “myth”. Can you do that for me guys? Just talk about what makes you awesome and try to convince us to fuck you that way. After all YOU are getting fucked not just you the Asian. Sell yourself… not your race.

No one wants a bitter/Angry Asian, kay?

You’re biggest fan,
‘Jaila

PS. Don’t bitch about people ignoring you for your race if you do it for other people. Its a real bitch move.