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I’ve got back to my content producing sexual self and dropped by the Unapologet!cs for their Kink Positive series. I joined hosts Dani and Animaine and talked about my favorite kinks and gave advice to those starting to explore BDSM and other fetishes. I also shared my complete aversion to the most common fetish, feet.
[pullquote][/pullquote] Whew, It’s been a while since I’ve found a product that got me excited enough to want to review it. I was fortunate enough to be contacted by EPI24 to try out their product. What interested me most about the product was their PleasureAir technology that promised a new way to stimulate and produce multiple orgasms. Unfortunate name aside I couldn’t wait to give the Womanizer a try.
You can watch my unboxing and first reaction after the jump. Continue reading “Toy Review: Womanizer W100”
Folks are clutching their pearls after married adult Beyoncé allegedly spent over $6,000 USD on Boxing Day at sex shop Babeland New York. Let me tell you, its REALLY easy to drop term bill or two there. Personally I love Babeland, they’re the only brick and mortar sex shop I recommend in my area, I also know that while welcoming to beginners it’s a candy shop for those of us with genitals that require nothing but the best.
As I wrote before every industry has its luxury items, sex toys are no different. If you’re Beyoncé are you going to settle for Kia Sport of vibrators or an Ashton Martin? Exactly. How far could six grand take you? Well the express lane, I’m talking maybe 10 items or less. Here’s 3 dream baskets for Mrs and Mr. Carter Knowles. Continue reading “Beyoncé Cums Fancy, as Expected.”
We are back!! We come with a special gift.
We are giving away a WeVibe Thrill!! Tweet about follow and most importantly listen to enter and win! You can enter everyday until the giveaway ends. The more entries the better your chance of winning!
Because everyone has been so amazing with my recovery I wanted to give something back. I’m happy to annouce that Blasianbytch.com is teaming up with UK’s sexy lingerie erotic and online retailer AnnSummers.com to give my readers a lovely treat. 40 pounds of Sex! or at least £40 of Foreplay essentials. The package will include tantalizing edible body paint, exotic lubes and other delights. I’m giving away a gift bag of pleasure! All you have to do is leave a comment, send a tweet or anything else to earn points with the lovely little widget below. The more you share the more entries in the contest and which increases your chances of winning! The contest will run for 30 days so have fun guys!
the gift bag includes 10 items including:
Lubes
vibrators
bondage gear
edible foreplay paints
erotic candles
adult games
adult books
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Feel free to share the contest with your friends, if they win maybe you’ll still get to use the prizes. 😛
This month’s toy is the Wild Orgasm Pierced Flicker 2
Today’s review Chic Hide-A-Vibe , it’s very basic vibrator that is designed to be able to be hidden in plain sight. This toy promises to blend into your vanity or desk or wherever you might keep your toiletries. This toy comes in either black with chrome detailing. The Hide-a-Vibe comes in what looks like a nondescript perfume bottle or make-up brush case.
Once again I was featured in the Pleasurists and wanted to share the rest of the edition with you.
Did you miss Pleasurists 167? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 170? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 26th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here. Continue reading “”
I have to admit I wasn’t expecting much from the Pink Inspire its just so dang tiny. The massager itself is only 7 ½ inches long and a slim 1 ½ inches wide, the double prong attachment adds 2 ½ long and 1 ¼ wide, the three pronged attachment is 3 ¾ inches tall and 4 inches wide. That might sound large but this is a a wand massager its supposed to be super powerful and versatile , they are also usually the size of a toddler’s femur. I didn’t think think there was anyway that science could get all that power in this little toy. Being the woman I am – always looking for new and exciting ways to fuck myself- I powered it up low expectations be damned. Oh how the curling of toes and speaking in tongues commenced. Continue reading “Toy Review: Pink Inspire with attachments”
Did you miss Pleasurists 162? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 164? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday January 15th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists just started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.
The Lia Teaser 1 is part of a trio of vibrators each one has its one specialized function. The 1 and 2 are g-spot stimulators and the Lia Twin Teaser is a sleek sculpted take on the rabbit. The Lia Teaser 1 is about 8 inches long with about 6 or so inches of actual insertable body. The ribbed body is made out of silicone and thanks to an o-ring inside the battery compartment this toy is waterproof.
This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud , its my first exposure to a toy like this, its a super squishy “real skin” vibrating dong. Its about 8 inches long with about 5 1/2 inches of insertable surface. This is the “ivory” color and it also comes in “brown“. The toy’s base holds its controls and the vibration mechanism. The controls were thankfully created with self use in mind because unlike many other toys the controls face up so you can ergonomically control while you play. This toy requires 2 AA batteries and is waterproof.
Continue reading “Toy Review: Pure Skin Stud by California Exotic”
Remember when I wrote about that disembodied vagina , its headlining its own movie. Seriously. Check it out.
I was perusing Good Health and found a interesting article on the origin of the Fleshlight. The male equivalent of the Rabbit. Its the sex toy that isn’t creepy anymore. The article talks about the quirky family affair that kicked off the invention of the toy by Steve Shubin. It was pretty awesome, save for lure of the article, stated in the title “How to Market Plastic Vaginas: Don’t Call Them Vaginas“. Let me get this straight, a disembodied sex organ is cool, as long as you don’t call it by its actual name? Ya’ll know you’re supposed to cum in this thing, right? Continue reading “Does My Vagina Offend You?”
Today’s review is of feelztoys G spot vibrator Fonzie, it’s a dual action vibrator Fonzie. It seems the only spot more controversial than the G-spot is Dokdo Islands. Who does it belong to, is it even there’s been an argument about it sine the day Dr. Ernst Grafenberg published his first papers on how the urethra might play a role in female orgasm and ejaculation. I have to admit I’ve been somewhat on the fence on the subject myself.
My hope was that the Fonzie was going to be a revelation. I used to be one of those people that thought that the G-spot was an antifeminist conspiracy to promote vaginal orgasms through penetration. Of course I thought this before I’ve had any type of orgasm. I started to rethink my stance once I finally got fingered right. Sometimes fingers can do more than sex toys can. Continue reading “Toy Review: Fonzie”
I present the Fairy Wand Massager. This toy is kicking it old school. It’s a wand massager that plugs into the wall! Back in my pre-toy acceptance days I based my rejection of sex toys on one awkward experience with a vibrating want.
You see my Dad is an engineer, and was general fixers of all things broken. Growing up he always had a workstation full of power tools. Those High Power tools that every three-year-old couldn’t resist trying playing with. One day in the summer of ’89 my father, uncle and grandfather were working on refinishing our basement. They happened to leave a belt sander plugged in, as I was innocently investigating my older brother was happily flicking switches. You can guess what happened next. While I thankfully didn’t lose my face that day, my very rational phobia of loud power tools was born.
My first glass toy! I was really excited to try the Pink Rotator, not just because of the material its made out of but because its one of the first battery-free dildos I have and that makes me feel like I’m being all green and eco-friendly with my twat.
I’ve tried a lot of products, from many companies but these are sites offer toys so bizarre and so disturbing that I’m shocked that any of the products that they offer are massed produced. So sit back and share the horror with me. If you’re a little squeamish you might as well check out now. Continue reading “5 WTF Sex Toy Companies”
While there are no reports that confirm that Lupe Fuentes has been arrested or a change in the status of her warning. Spanish language papers are reporting that her ex-husband , Pablo Lapiedra, who told police that Fuentes was in charge of recruiting the high school girls. Continue reading “Lil’ Lupe in BIG Trouble: Update”
It’s a Blasian Lunar New Year! I get to celebrate Lunar new year AND Black History Month.
In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating. The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens. This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!
Look at this thing, its like the Time Lord Victorious and Batman rolled into one! Continue reading “Happy Lunar New Year!”
