This is the Lia Pleaser 2 it looks like a octopus leg. There’s really no getting around it. If you are going to fuck yourself with the Lia Pleaser 2 you have to make peace with the fact you and maybe a partner will be giving your vaggoo the once around with sea creature appendage. Tentacles aren’t for unsuspecting Japanese teenagers anymore!
The Lia Pleaser 2 not to be confused with the Lia Teaser is about 6 1/4 inches long and a slim inch and a half thick. The packaging boast a extreme power motor but the vibration is what you might expect from a toy operated with 2 AA batteries. The contours of the vibe add more visually than actual sexual pleasure. The three “suckers” or raised circles don’t add much stimulation. The body of the toy is VERY smooth to the touch and made out of hypoallergenic silicone. All the other parts a ABS plastic which means thanks to the o ring in the battery compartment that this toy is 100% waterproof and shower safe.
Obviously the thought of an octopus or squid tentacle banging me turns my stomach. I realize that these see creatures have been staring in the erotic thoughts of humans for centuries. Apparently a few hundred years ago a fisherman looked at the limp dead carcass of a see creature and was like – “my wife would totally cream off that”. As a girl that grew up watching National Geographics I happen to know that octopus sex is even worst than human sex. Did you know that most males of the species lose their dick? They can’t bang again until they grow a WHOLE NEW DICK? Its not picnic for the ladies either, once she gets knocked up she guards her babies night at day…not even eating. So she usually starves to death as her ingrate kids swim away to get eaten by a seal or something.
Yes, this is why nerds can’t enjoy the weird toys. If just bums us out thinking about how lame it is for octopuses. Of course after a round or two of some serious deep dicking from a trusted play partner even my hardcore dork mind can let go and have some fun. This toy CAN be very fun. The shape makes it a adept probe and the vibration carries throughout the entire shaft of the toy making it a nice on the clitoris and labia.
Pro: Water-proof, solid vibration, fun probe
Bottom Line: The little guy is a Honorable Meh?.