The Most Awesome Pussy Toy Ever!

But for actual pussies, like the type that go “meow”  and take naps on your black dress while you  shower before a date.   This is the Human Centipede cat toy , and for $100 it can be yours.  If you think that’s a little steep you have to realize that only 7 of these are in existence.

If you aren’t familiar with the concept of the Human Centipede , here is a trailer of the film.

Just about as fun as a barrel of monkeys!  You know those monkeys that rip people’s faces off.   After watching this movie, you’ll never look at Ass to Mouth the same again!  Well actually I did, it was nasty before I watched it and just as nasty after.

But now your kitty can play with the Human Centipede the way that crazy German plays God!

Shout out to my cutie-pie James who sent this product to me on Facebook.

ps we should make out sometime.

Author: N'jaila

N'jaila Rhee grew up in north New Jersey and graduated with a degree in Journalism and Communication media from Rutgers University in 2009. Rhee began exotic dancing while attended classes at Rutgers, and still dances at special events. Currently working professionally in media in the NYC metro area, she enjoys writing erotica, eating Nilla wafers and giggling at the word "balls". View all posts by N'jaila