Exxxotica Expo returns for its 12th year and the New Jersey Expo center will be filled with glitter and the newest self-fuck devices. It’s a magical weekend when the least sexy state turns up the heat and airs out its junk – like sexily, not like in a yeasty way. I would like to say it feels like I was covering the first show for my college paper yesterday, but I can’t fathom that it’s been over a decade. Youth sure did prove more fleeting than I anticipated. You know what else is fleeting? TICKETS! Get yours before they sell out!
