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Come see me at Exxxotica NJ!

Exxxotica Expo returns for its 12th year and the New Jersey Expo center will be filled with glitter and the newest self-fuck devices. It’s a magical weekend when the least sexy state turns up the heat and airs out its junk – like sexily, not like in a yeasty way. I would like to say it feels like I was covering the first show for my college paper yesterday, but I can’t fathom that it’s been over a decade. Youth sure did prove more fleeting than I anticipated. You know what else is fleeting? TICKETS! Get yours before they sell out!

Exxxotica is Coming! Exxxotica is Coming!

Better pull out before the bitch gets pregnant. 😀 But seriously, Exxxotica is the best fucking thing to come to Jersey and its almost like Chrismas for me because unlike real Christmas it’s not mind-numbingly depressing when my Mom doesn’t call me.

On Nov 9-11 Exxxotica will return to Edison NJ as a celebration of sex and the adult industry. In its 5th year the expo will continue its sexual carnival feel and female friendly atmosphere. There will be more seminars directed towards civilians explaining kink, sexual health and breaking into the adult industry. There will be a full stage show along with merchant booths for romantic aides and all types of sexy wares.

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Exxxotica NJ 2011: A whole new (dirty) show!

6314123123_46a7bc8bdb_b — Something about this Expo makes me feel so small...

Exxxotica NJ is setting itself away from the pack of Adult business themed conventions by remembering to romance and titillate the ladies as well as put on a frist class show. The event repeated its “Ladies Night” for the frist day, this time presenting the horny gals with male exotic dancers and a number of seminars focused on female sexual wellness and couple satisfaction.