Because it’s made of chocolate!
This little bite of WTF was emailed to me by a reader. The Incredible Edible Anus is made by the chocolatiers of Bisous and it handcrafted out of fine Belgian chocolate. If you order from thier site www.EdibleAnus.com ( you just can’t make this shit up) you will receive anuses made of dark, milk and white chocolate. The smallest amount anus you can order is 5 boxes each containing 3 anuses. It will set you back about 60 USD.
Clearly…
I’m somewhat flabbergasted that there was a large enough demand for candy anus that a company would specialize in them – but in a world of Lolicocks and gummy boobs a chocolate anus doesn’t seem that weird does it? Ok ,yes it does. Its plenty freaky lol. I wonder if some British bloke is misting himself with a little Vulva while rimming one of these coco assholes.
For a limited time they are offering a solid silver anus for the low low price of 250 pounds! I guess some people need a paper weight they can finger?
I was a little put off by this blurb from the site.
I guess if your serious about your genital shaped confections you can’t possibly settle for something made by some filthy Chinaman. I’m going to pass on ordering these I’ve got a perfectly edible smack-able chocolate ass of my own.
lol you don’t have to refer to me as “some British bloke”. I’m happy to be named and shamed lol.
dead @ "only the best will do"
…like what, there's inferior chocolate ass floating around?
I'll stick to Godivas and Vosges, thanks.
dead @ "only the best will do"…like what, there's inferior chocolate ass floating around? I'll stick to Godivas and Vosges, thanks.
Thank you for passing the mental image along.
I'm going to go pour bleach down my ears, maybe it'll cleanse my brain.
Here's a parting question… how many people that order this just eats the asshole whole?
*drops mic*
Thank you for passing the mental image along.I'm going to go pour bleach down my ears, maybe it'll cleanse my brain.Here's a parting question… how many people that order this just eats the asshole whole?*drops mic*
LOL I think the most horribe this is all the brown smudge you'd get on your fingers and mouth as you rim this thing. D:
OH GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL IMAGE.
LOL I think the most horribe this is all the brown smudge you'd get on your fingers and mouth as you rim this thing. D: OH GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL IMAGE.
I think I'm turned off by chocolate in general after reading about this.
BB, a chocolate anus? Really? *sigh*
I can't front, I've licked an anus or 2 in my life… but licking a chocolate anus? I mean, that's a mix of sweetness and shame.
I think I'm turned off by chocolate in general after reading about this.BB, a chocolate anus? Really? *sigh*I can't front, I've licked an anus or 2 in my life… but licking a chocolate anus? I mean, that's a mix of sweetness and shame.