I’ve been looking for quality products to review after I was introduced to a myriad of new toy companies and in my search for the best and more interesting I made a jaw dropping discovery. The most expensive collection of sex toys ever created.
The Swedish made Lelo Luxe collection of “pleasure objects” together cost more than a semester of my college education, more than my brother’s car and triple the average cost of breast augmentation in the US ($6,598 USD according to realself.com)
The collection consists of the $1500 Yva a clitoral stimulator, the $7900 Olga G-spot stimulator , the $990 Earl the prostate stimulator ( which comes with matching cuff links) , and the most expensive vibrating dildo ever created the $ 10, 500 Inez. Collectively a whopping $20,890 not counting shipping and handling.
These are not your mama’s vibrator, unless your mama is some kind of duchess or one of Donald Trump’s exes. Lelo has always been known for their whisper quiet high quality products, but the Luxe line really takes the cake when it comes to sexual opulence. According to Lelo.com the com:
The most luxurious vibrators and massagers in the world, arriving on a satin pillow in an exclusive wooden box, ready for truly special users. All are crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold plate, materials that offer exciting prospects for those inclined to the sensual use of temperature.
That’s right, those 14K gold earrings you got your lady are of poorer quality than something designed to tickle a g-spot or prostate. Hell, my brother’s used car didn’t cost as much as the Inez alone. Not only are these items haute couture for sex they were even displayed in an art exhibition “Sensuality and Design” at the Fuori Salone in Milan in 2009. Let’s see your Fleshlight pull that off.
The only way I’d do porn was if I got to use the golden Inez , sure I’d be penetrated on camera – BUT WITH A GOLDEN GODDAMNED DILDO. I’m wondering how long it takes for rappers to start bragging about owning one of these gems.