Part Black, Part Asian ALL BYTCH!
But for actual pussies, like the type that go “meow” and take naps on your black dress while you shower before a date. This is the Human Centipede cat toy , and for $100 it can be yours. If you think that’s a little steep you have to realize that only 7 of these are in existence.
Well now you can finally enjoy appropriate lighting…
IN YOUR PANTS
So as it turns out the Korea Times did a bit of lazy journalism and in turned painted one Anri Suzuki in a poor light. So BlasianBytch.com says “Sorry” for calling you a silly scally wag. Continue reading “Anri Suzuki is not a Silly Bitch and the Japan Probe Can Eat Dicks”
And she’s a silly, silly bitch for doing so.
Continue reading “Japanese Pornstar says “My bad we invaded China here- free pussy””
I was nominated for a few categories, but the only ones I think I truly am up to parr in are the Best Sex or Relationship Blog and Blog to Watch Nominee. Continue reading “Vote For Me as Sex Blog of the Year at the Black Weblog Awards!”
Nothing has surprised me more since starting this blog than the amount of email I get from readers. I never really expected much feedback and I’m always happy when I get it. I have noticed somewhat of a disturbing trend in my emails. Here is a recent one.
While I absolutely love getting feedback from the people who enjoy my work, I’m going to have to ask for comments like these to stop. Poor grammar and spelling aside this email is part of a disturbing trend I see. You see this particular reader is complaining because my stories aren’t stereotypical enough.
Continue reading “N’jaila’s Mailbag: Strippers, Race and Writing”
I come into contact with a lot of wacky sex toys, people have all sorts of kinks and fetishes that the sex toy market is eager to cater to. I don’t knock that it takes different strokes for different folks. I get that but every once in a while I come across an item marketed as a sex toy that clearly would do better if shown to other markets. Here are my Top 3. Continue reading “3 Products Wrongly Marketed as Sex Toys”
I had a chance to interview Peter Le and found out that this man is the full package – brawn , beauty and brains.
Author of three books available now , and one soon to be available, Le is a fitness expert, former collegiate athlete and personal trainer.
He gave me the opportunity to learn more about him and what he has planned for his super hot site PeterFever.com
Continue reading “Catching the Fever: Interview with Peter Le”
My eyes were heavy and almost drunk with exhaustion, but sleep simply did not come. My mind was fully aware and ignoring my body’s fatigue. I wondered, is this what my mothers wedding night was like?
I took a deep breath and ran my tired eyes around the small hotel room. I wanted my brain to marinate in it. This is as close as a girl like me will ever get, I thought to myself. On any other night that thought would kill my soul just a little bit more, but tonight in this cramped Manhattan hotel room, I couldn’t be happier or more excited. Continue reading “Erotic Short: Becoming His”
I know I’m late in the game, as I’m based on the east coast and wasn’t able to make it to the premiere of the movie but I was able to watch webisodes. I’ll be honest I assumed that I was going to hate this. It was getting buzz like that Yellow Fever movie that everyone seemed delighted by and I wanted to set on fire. I’m happy to say that I find this series so far, engaging charming and funny.
Continue reading “Save a Horse, Ride a Korean! : Ktown Cowboys”
After two straight days of computing/interviewing/writing, our lovely Blasian Bytch has finally run out of juice and currently getting her beauty sleep. She apologises the delay of posting the interviews. They’ll be up as soon as she’s done recharging her batteries, and in the mean time, browse around, join her forum, and enter the May Masturbation Month contest!
– Mr. Chien
Yes, May is known for many things , including National Stroke Month it is also :
For me May is one of my favorite months because it is set aside to help people get in touch with themselves. As someone that used to be very against masturbation , I know how hard it is especially for women to start to appreciate their bodies. Continue reading “Do You Know What May is?”
This is a response to Justin Long’s Op-Ed on Luke is Back.
After reading Justin Long’s frank and open op-ed, I had many questions -Why didn’t this happen already? Will others follow? Will there be a backlash? One thing I never questioned was the frustration and anger behind his choice or my support of it.
The designation of substandard “otherness” has always been imposed on black bodies; the same script has titillated the American public since Birth of a Nation. Even as more racial and ethnic groups enter the gamut they are still weighed on the white vs. black scale. You see it everywhere, politics, entertainment and most openly the sex industry.
I would like to say that I’m 100% for everyone getting the opportunity to be depicted as sensual and whole beings. I support everyone fucking. Most of the erotica I write is categorized as interracial. My support of Justin Long’s choice is not about my own issues with race mixing. I will admit that I am not a porn actress; and actually don’t consume a great deal of heterosexual porn. I am, however, an exotic dancer as well as a journalist who writes and reads a great deal about sex, gender and media. I’m also a mixed race Black woman. Continue reading “Justin Long Takes a Stand, by Sitting Out on I/R Porn”
Pornography is consumed by all types of people, and indulges our wildest fantasies but many forget that it’s just that – a fantasy. I know I’ve been with men that seem to not grasp that simple fact. Watching porn will not teach you how to be the world greatest lover no more than watching ER will make you a doctor. To spare the vaginas and moral of up and coming lovers I’ve made a list of the 5 Things You See in Porn That You Should Never Actually Do During Sex Continue reading “5 Things You See in Porn You Shouldn’t Do While Having Sex”
Just when you think you’ve seen every approach to market people having sex with each other, you come across something that really makes you think about the reason people choose to perform and produce porn in the first place.
When I went to Exxxotica New York last year I happened to meet a gentleman by the name of Lee. A New York based producer and star of pornographic film. While there were many men like him at the convention, he stuck out to many because in short, Lee is paralyzed and performs under the moniker Mr. Dick On Wheels Continue reading “Porn with a Different Spin : The King of Wheelchair Porn”
So, I got a lot of people REALLY good with my April Fool’s day joke. My cell was ringing off the hook and people were leaving tearful messages and all. I think I meat spin’d at least 140 people. While I think I deserve some sort of medal for that alone, I feel a ting of troll remorse. I love a good joke but, I gave my best friend a heart attack and now Mr.Chien is disappointed that there’s no porn.
Since I can’t personally make it up to all my readers like I can for my besties and Mr.Chien, I figure I can at least throw you guys a deal or two. So below are two coupons you can use to purchase toy from Adam and Eve! Continue reading “So not everyone was happy being an April Fool”
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N’jaila Rhee to star in Vivid Entertainment’s First BBW Feature “She’s Big in Japan” New York , New York – April 1, 2010 – Vivid Entrainment is moving in a new direction with a line of high quality HD adult movies targeted to men who love BBWs. The films will also mark the debut of exotic dancer and blogger N’jaila Rhee as an adult actress. 23-year-old Rhee has been blogging about sex and porn for over a year and finally decided to get in on the action. “I’m sick of just sitting on it,” says Rhee pointing to her crotch, ” I might as well use it.” She’s Big in Japan, will be the first interracial gang bang film to center around Asian male and African American talent. The film co-stars, Blackie Chan, Keni Styles, Mr. Marcus , Hung Lo and even Rick Lee, who previously retired. “I came out of retirement to be a part of this film because I really believed in the project, but more so because they paid me.” Says Lee. Vivid hopes that film will be a success and open the market for more high production quality BBW porn, the company plans to market the films under the new Vivid More to Love brand. “The success of these film will be a major boon to the company. We paid that blasian chick in kimchee and Godiva truffles.” explained Vivid Co-CEO Steven Hirsch. ” I tried to tell her we could pay her in money and she could use the money to buy food, but she wouldn’t hear it.” The first promotional shots of Rhee and her costars can be found on Vivid Entertainment’s website here. For those interested in pre-ordering the film directly can check here and here. N’jaila Rhee still writes for her own website BlasianBytch.com, but she is very seldom interesting. She’s realized this so sometimes she flashes tit on Twitter. Contact: Vivid Entertainment
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I’m gravely sorry I’ve been delayed in updating, life has become pretty hectic for me and it took me a bit to learn to go with the new flow. I’m trying to job hunt, apartment hunt and man hunt all at the same time. Of course the man hunt…not exactly my top priority.
My biggest goal is writing new stories and getting my body right for Exxxotica NY. I know its a ways away in November but , I haven’t been dancing for 7 months and I haven’t poled danced in over a year. I’ve reverted to blah.
You might have also noticed sometimes last week i installed a retweet button that allows you to instal tweet my blog posts, Please feel free to use it! I’ve also open registration for accounts on BlasianBytch.com. This will be expanded in the future to offer member only content later. Continue reading “Another Apology post!”
Stop thinking you are at war with an intimate object for your girl’s pussy, because I hate to break it to you but you already lost. Its her pussy, always has been and always will be. How she chooses to orgasm is up to her. There’s really no sense in fighting it. Vibrators are here to stay and they were your own invention.
Masturbation happens its been happening since the evolution of complex sexual creatures. Humans do it, dolphins, chimps and a plethora of other animals. Despite it being a completely natural and healthy occurrence thanks to those wacky repressed Victorians and a few bible verses most of the western world has shunned touching themselves. Continue reading “Boys Vs Toys II”
This may shock you but not to long ago I was one of the many women who did not masturbate, especially not with any kind of device or apparatus to assist me. Sometimes it’s little hard for me to be so open about self-pleasure. One of those moments came up recently when I was showing a dear friend my blog for the first time.
This young man is very sharp, liberal minded and open in most regards to sexuality. One of the few fellows that treated me just as well after he found out I was a dancer as he did before he knew. I was showing him some of my writing on his Black Berry and the topic of sex toys came up. He said very seriously “No girl of mine is going to be using a vibrator” Continue reading “Toys Vs Boys?”
