Happy Lunar New Year!

It’s a Blasian Lunar New Year! I get to celebrate Lunar new year AND Black History Month.

In celebration of the year of the Rabbit I’m reviewing a toy my virtual Oppa gave me. The Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker vibrator!
What caught my attention about this particular toy is its promise of stroking and oscillation while vibrating.  The box mad it sound like this thing could parallel park a bus at 60 mph, while writing your mother a love letter and delivering a litter of kittens.  This thing can get you off and navigate a space shuttle! It could walk in the rain and not get wet!

Look at this thing, its like the Time Lord Victorious and Batman rolled into one! Continue reading “Happy Lunar New Year!”

PLEASE HELP KIMORA KLEIN

Kimora Klein When I saw on twitter that Kimora was in a car accident and wouldn’t be going to AVN I had no idea how serious her injuries were.  She was tweeting so that means she’s okay. I was tragically mistaken. Continue reading “PLEASE HELP KIMORA KLEIN”

Banana II Update! The Panel I’m Featured On!

About The Panel I’m featured on:
BANANA 2 Panel:

Fixated: Topic-specific Blogging
Creator: Lac Su
Moderator: Cynthia Brothers
Panelists: N’jaila Rhee (of BlasianBytch), Jot (of Live Laod), Jason Sperber (of Rice Daddies), Marvin (of Burnt Lumpia)

While some bloggers will cover Asian Americana from A to Z, others choose to concentrate on a particular niche, interest, or theme. From food to fatherhood, erotica to adoption, many Asian American bloggers are converging online around targeted topics. How does the blogosphere build community around a distinct yet shared passion or issue? Do bloggers feel compelled to highlight or de-emphasize their an “Asian American experience” How do bloggers stand out when writing about a popular subject, such as food or parenting? This panel will explore these questions, as well as how bloggers ” identities” ethnic and otherwise — may or may not intersect with and influence their perspectives on specific topics.

For more infomation visit:

Banana II

Exclusive Interview with AVN Award Nominee Tabitha Stevens

Tabitha Stevens and Orona Stevens Productions are nominated for 17 AVN Awards at tonights AVN Awards. 10 of those nominations are for the psychological porn thriller “Sanatorium”.

I had a chat with Tabitha Stevens about working on a project that so closely mirrored her life.

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Happy NEW YEAR! Tell Me What Sex toys to review in 2011

It’s almost 2011! I hope you guys are excited as I am , and not just because my celibacy will be up in two days.  There’s going to be a lot of changes for BlasianBytch.com in the coming year and I hope you guys will have the patience to bear with me.

For the next year I really want to help the site grow in the direction I originally intended.  I wanted a place for my erotica, sex positive posts and of course toy reviews.  This doesn’t mean I won’t be doing Adult industry stories, I actually think that to talk about sex and sexuality in a positive way you can shun porn.  For better or worst an entire generation has learned about sex from it , as a society we need to take a good look at it.  While we look and discuss we also shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss what those in the industry have to say about it.   Their voices should be heard just as loudly as the professors , media analyst and talk show pundits. Continue reading “Happy NEW YEAR! Tell Me What Sex toys to review in 2011”

2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz is a Sexy Sagittarius

cross posted on LukeisBack.com

Sexy Sagittarius and 2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz celebrated her birthday on Dec 11th with two parties in LA. She brought the party to the east coast to celebrate with fellow Pets and fans alike at the posh penthouse lounge Sky Room in Manhattan. Continue reading “2011 Penthouse Pet of the year Nikki Benz is a Sexy Sagittarius”

Sexy Holiday Gift Guide

Because you waited this long to go shopping and the parking lot at the mall can go fuck itself.

There’s only 7 days until Christmas and you still can’t think of the perfect gift, or you’re just a lazy sack of shit, either way you need presents  and you need them fast. FAST and SEXY- and there’s nothing more sexy than toys, lingerie and sex positive books. Continue reading “Sexy Holiday Gift Guide”

J.T Tran- Asian Pick Up Artist Explains His Art Part 3

continued from parts one and two .

J.T comes clean about “negging” , White girls and what’s his end game.

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Fem-Dom on MY Youtube…

More likely than you think!

I saw this and just had to share and I hope you share it also. While I was laid up sick for the last couple of days I happend across this wonderful short comedy, Spice It Up.   The film stars Feodor Chin and Jennifer Chang as a couple putting a new spark in their sex lives.   This was created for Interpretations film contest which was presented by You offend Me You Offend My Family.

Toy Friend: LELO’s Insignia Line: Isla

LELO finally has a new line of toys and accessories and I’ve come into the fortune of getting my hands on their new Insignia Isla toy!  You may remember from my review of the Liv that I’m fairly impressed overall with the level of craftsmanship that goes into the quality of sex toys over at LELO. Continue reading “Toy Friend: LELO’s Insignia Line: Isla”

Breaking Up with Mr. Mid-Life Crisis

My pussy is going on strike. I’ve decided for the remainder of the year to be celibate and continue to be celibate for as long as I can until I find a worthy partner.  The first step for me was trying to tie up all the loose ends of booty calls and sorta boyfriends of the past that kept popping up trying to get some poon.  It was taking too long to individually address them all so I wrote this so I could just send them the link when they come calling.

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Exxxotica NJ Day 3 and What I learned

Day three of Exxxotica had me completely exhausted and I was so lucky to have funny man Ryan O’Regan on hand to help me with interviews. This was really his day to shine he interviewed Lisa Ann, Sunny Lane, Lupe Fuentes and so many more people. It was like he was born to interview porn stars! Continue reading “Exxxotica NJ Day 3 and What I learned”

Exxxotica NJ Re-cap: The Girls , Cars and Stars! Day Two!

While I didn’t get to see my name “up in lights” I did get to see my name on the seminar schedule poster. My name was up there along with greats like Brittany Andrews, Sean Micheals, Nyomi Banks and many more. Continue reading “Exxxotica NJ Re-cap: The Girls , Cars and Stars! Day Two!”

Exxxotica NJ Re-cap: The Girls , Cars and Stars! Day One

Its now a tradition of mine to go to Exxxotica every year, sadly this is the first year I couldn’t convince any of my vanilla friends to come which was a bummer.   My fabulously talented older brother did help me out again with the camera work.  It will take me a few days to put all this new content online so bear with me. In the meantime, I can at least tell you what a blast I had.

I also had the help of a very funny comedian Ryan O’Reagan who I met because I went to the first Exxxotica NJ.  He was such a fun guy and I figured I’d need some help getting used to being on the other side of the camera.  He did an awesome job. Continue reading “Exxxotica NJ Re-cap: The Girls , Cars and Stars! Day One”

Helping a Burning Angel Recover

Exxxotica NJ out did itself again this year.  Not only did it bring the stars, products and entertainment but they added an entire new car show into the mix.

Needless to say I had a blast I did tons of interviews took over 400 pictures.  I will be posting my frist hand account full of hot chicks in lingerie and zany interviews on Thurs.  I thought I’d talk about something a little more important frist.

Sadly not everything was fun and games at Exxxotica this year, Joanna Angel and Jessie Lee of Burning Angel were in a car crash. Joanna is all right but Jessie Lee is seriously injured.

Continue reading “Helping a Burning Angel Recover”